Author's Note: Okay, here you go, chapter two. There will be at least one more chapter for this, and hopefully one more for my other story, Our Trip to Forks.
July 13th Quote:
Bella: "Oh Mike! How will I go on?"
Haha. I think that Mike tried to convince Bella that she should be with him or something like that, and she was being dramatic and sarcastically saying something like, "Get a life, loser." But anyways, story time!
in biology class
Mike: trying to act all "this is why I'm hot" Hey Bella, got the invite to the wedding.
Bella: tries to hide disgust Oh…uh, hey Mike. Good.
Mike: So, uh, yeah can I talk to you for a minute?
Bella: Uh…sure?
Mike: takes her to corner of classroom, suddenly becoming all "ruff ruff" with his golden retriever-like ways Please don't do this!
Bella: What?
Mike: Don't marry that Cullen. I'm the better choice! I am, I am!
Bella: trying to keep her composure while acting like she's speaking to a toddler Now Mike, we talked about this before. I don't like you like that. Do you understand?
Mike: yells out NO! Marry me, darn you!
gets weird looks from other kids and one glare from a certain inhumanly beautiful vampire
Bella: totally loses it LISTEN BUCKO! I DON'T LIKE YOU AND NEVER WILL LIKE YOU AS MORE THAN AN ANNOYINGLY PERSISTENT AQUAINTENCE! I'M MARRYING THAT CULLEN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT SO BACK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I GO TOTALLY OLD MUTUAL ON YOUR ASS ( A/N:for those of you who got that joke, I thank you) !!
Mike: stands there totally dumfounded as Bella pants in angry exhaustion
after a few moments
Mike: But, but, I thought we had something. We had chemistry intends bad pun and stupidly holds up biology textbook
Bella: rolls eyes We're in biology you idiot, not chemistry.
Mike: Oh.
Bella: starts to walk away
Mike: Wait! If you marry him I'll…I'll never talk to you again! I'll completely cut you off!
Bella: Oh Mike! How will I go on? Relieving myself of an annoying puppy dog, you, and being with the best man in the world, Edward, for the rest of my life. Yes, life is tragic.
Soooo...funny? Horrible? Like it? Love it? Hate it? Tell me!