Author's Note: Okay guys, here you go. Next quote. I personally don't like this chapter a whole lot, but if you like it, let me know. Also, if you guys wanna review or PM me with your ideas as to what the quote could be, I would love to hear from you. And please note that most of this chapter was written with me on Benadryll (however you spell it), which makes me really tired.
Disclaimer: Do I look like a famous, best-selling, multi-millionaire who owns the best book series ever? No, I look like me, Kaitlin.
July 15th Quote:
Emmett: "Oooo, scary."
I think Emmett's just being Emmett: the teasing, funny, loveable teddy bear. Maybe he was teasing Bella about something and she got mad and tried to be intimidating… maybe she was a vampire and something happens and Emmett really is scared… who knows?
Bella's POV
"Alice!" I whined. She knows I hate doing this stuff. The wedding was just a few days away and she was doing a test run for my hair and makeup. Pssh, like she needed it. She was Alice, for God's sake, of course she would do it all perfectly, test run or no test run. I had been sitting in the same chair for many long, endless hours while Alice stuck hundreds of bobby pins in my hair, used way more hairspray than necessary, and tried various combinations of foundation, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blush, lip stick, lip gloss, and some weird moisturizer thingy on my face. "Am I done ye-"
"Oh Bella, be quiet, you're finished," she interrupted.
"Finally," I sighed as I turned around to look at myself in all my horror in the mirror. (Gasps ensue) "Whoa baby!"
"You like it?"
"Alice! Are you kidding, I love it!"
"Good," she said with a satisfied smile.
She had decided on a light, natural look that made me look amazingly beautiful without trying to. Almost like Rosalie beautiful. Almost.
LATER THAT NIGHT…
Edward's POV
"Emmett, what's going on?"
My very annoying, at the moment, brother had asked to speak with me alone and then proceeded to lock me in his and Rosalie's bedroom. Yeah, like I couldn't get out if I wanted to, but it was still annoying. "Alright Eddie," he started, but was interrupted with my evilest death glare. I hate when people call me that. "You've got a big day coming up," he continued, "In a few days, you'll be taking the big plunge. Our little Edward's getting married."
"Yes Emmett, I'm well aware of this. Your point?"
He suddenly got a big, stupid smirk on his face and I knew something bad was about to happen. "Well, Edward, you've also got a big night coming up, and I want you to be prepared."
He couldn't speak anymore as he burst out laughing, most likely at the shocked look on my face as I registered what he was trying to do. My brother was not just trying to give me a sex talk! I stormed out of the room as fast as I could, muttering many profanities under my breath as he started rolling on the floor in a laughing fit.
MEANWHILE…
Bella's POV
"Alice, what are you doing?" I asked as the pixie locked me in mine and Edward's room.
"Bella," she began seriously. I was getting worried now. "You're getting married in a few days and I want to talk to you about something."
"Um…okay?"
"Well, in a few days, you and Edward will – I mean, you know you'll – you need to be prepared – it's a big step…"
"Oh my god, Alice, you're not! Are…are you giving me a sex talk!? Haven't you tortured me enough for one day!?" I couldn't believe this was happening.
At just the right moment, Edward burst through the door (thank God) to save me from my nightmare. "Alice, out!"
Emmett walked in too and he and Alice both burst out laughing. Apparently, the same had been happening to Edward. They were both roughly escorted out of the room by an angry Edward and the door was slammed in their faces. "Eddie's gonna get some, Eddie's gonna get some," Emmett chanted with Alice still laughing.
Edward cursed a number of profanities towards Emmett under his breath and I had turned thirteen shades of red. Both from embarrassment and anger. "Ooh, Emmett, just wait until I'm a vampire. I am so going to kill you."
"Ooh, scary," Emmett replied through the door.
Well...