Author's Note: Alright, another chapter. Hope you like it. I know the stories are kinda unrealistic and will probably never happen in Breaking Dawn, but it is what it is. I could never write as well as the amazing Stephenie Meyer and in this story, I'm not really trying to.
Disclaimer: Um...yeah it'll never happen. I can hope all I want, but I will never be Stephenie Meyer.
July 16th Quote:
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
I love this quote. Can you even picture Edward at a strip club, lol? The quote kinda explains itself without me giving you a story, but here you go anyway.
days before the wedding, the night of the bachelor and bachelorette parties
Bella: Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?
Jasper: No, of course not Bella. Stop worrying.
Bella: unsure Ok…well bye. hurries off to Alice's car to go to her party
Edward: sitting uncomfortably in living room
Emmett: wheels out extremely large cake from the kitchen
Edward: Um…okay? seriously doubting whether Emmett hasn't gone insane, seeing as how vampires hate human food
Jasper: turns on music
Emmett: yells "ta-da!" as a mountain lion jumps out of extremely large cake
Edward: gasps, then bursts out laughing at joke Hahahahahahahahaha.
Jasper: also laughing You're welcome.
Emmett: laughing as well Yeah, you're welcome.
Edward: Thank you. begins feeding on favorite food
party continues with music, throwing cake at each other, cleaning it up so Esme won't get mad, etc
Haha, I liked this chapter too.