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Sasuke stood their starring at the girls as Ben was rolling on the floor in the fetal position, Ino gasped "I can't believe that you punched him!"

Sasuke groaned, "I told him not to touch me I gave him fair warning. He was the baka who didn't listen why you blaming me?"

Sakura shook her head, "Because you just can't punch somebody."

"I just did and I'll do it again too."

Tenten was very confused, "I still don't understand why you punched him."

"BECAUSE HE TOUCHED ME! What part of that don't you understand?"

"Yeah I get that part but here is the part that confuses me. YOU ARE GETTING A MASSAGE HE IS SUPPOSED TO TOUCH YOU!"

Sasuke crossed his arms and turned away, "Well I don't want him too."

Ino laughed, "Come on Hinata stop being so shy."

Ben finally got up holding his stomach, "I'm so sorry if I disrespected you Ms. Hyuga. I guess I've should of said please before I touched you."

"Are you getting an attitude with me?"

"No Ms. Hyuga."

"Stop calling me that!"

Ino threw a towel at Sasuke, "Come on Hinata just get the stupid massage."

"NO!"

Sakura started to beg, "PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"



"NO!"

Tenten sighed, "Fine I'll make you a deal if you get this massage than we won't have strippers at your bachelorette party."

Sasuke thought for a moment, 'I can either bear this baka touching my wif…I mean Hinata's back or have some guy throw his junk in my face over and over again.' Sasuke sat down and laid down on the table, "FINE BUT KEEP IT ABOVE THE WAIST HAPPY HANDS!"

Ben started to crack his knuckles, "I think you should take off your robe Ms. Hyuga."

"I think you should shut up!" Ben sighed and started to massage Sasuke's shoulder, Sasuke started to mumble to himself. 'I'm being touched by a man! A man is touching me! Sasuke Uchiha is being rubbed by a man!'

"Ms. Hyuga you are so tense are you nervous about your wedding?"

"I told you to stop calling me that! Anyway of course I'm nervous how could I not be."

"So how is this guy you're marrying?"

Sakura and Ino smiled, "He is so dreamy…"

Tenten rolled her eyes, "And once again belongs to Hinata."

Ben chuckled, "So tell me when did you realize you were in love with him?"

Sasuke thought for a moment, "I was really drunk……never mind it's none of your business! What the hell in less than two minutes I'm gossiping like a girl and being massaged by a man! WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG?"

Kakashi's House

Hinata was still laughing at her Naruto confession but no one else was. Naruto scratched his head, "Sasuke you had a crush on me?"

Hinata playfully shoved him, "No stupid not me Sasuke me Hinata!"

"WHAT!"

"You know Hinata with the big rack that you all check out. It's me Hinata just stuck in Sasuke's body!"

"HUH?"

Hinata took another sip of her sake, "Yeah it's a long, long, long story but to make it sure I'm Hinata!"



They guys didn't know what was going on them being kind of buzzed themselves, until Shikamaru started laughing. "Wait a minute you think you are Hinata?"

Hinata rolled her eyes, "No I know I'm Hinata! BECAUSE I AM!"

Everyone except Hinata started laughing now Kiba yelled, "You can't be Hinata you are too flat cheasted!"

"BECAUSE I'M IN SASUKE'S BODY! Damn how many times do I have to tell you people?!"

Naruto patted Hinata's shoulder "Wow man you are totally drunk if you think you are Hinata!"

Hinata groaned, "I am Hinata so let's have another toast to me!"

They all clicked glasses, "TO SASUKE!"

Hinata rolled her eyes as she drank, and mumbled "I'm not Sasuke I'm Hinata!" She didn't realize what she had said and was so lucky to have gotten out of that jam.

The Next Day

Hinata woke up with a splitting headache on some mysterious couch, "Now I know how Sasuke must have felt." She leaned up on her elbows, "Where am I?"

Naruto walked into the room, "Hey Buddy! Man you were hilarious last night!"

"What are you talking about?"

"You were so drunk you actually thought you were Hinata just stuck in Sasuke's body. Like that would ever happen!"

Hinata pretended to laugh, "Yeah what are the odds. Anyway what time is it?"

"Three o'clock…"

"IN THE AFTERNOON?!"

"Yeah now just rest and get showered, here I brought you new clothes from your house. I'll see you later."

"Where are you going?"

"Back to your place to finish setting up for the bachelor party. Just be ready by six I'll be back to get you by then."

Hinata sighed and laid back down, "How bad could this party be?"



Sasuke awoke to the sound of four screaming girls all screaming, "WAKE UP!"

He shot up, "Uhh…what are you all doing here…Temari? Where the hell were you yesterday?

"I had to go meet Gaara and Kankuro so they could get here in time for the wedding you know boys they'll be late for their own funeral. Especially with Kankuro's wondering eye I found them in the next town over trying to hit on some chick."

"Well you missed me getting molested."

Tenten groaned "You didn't get molested you got a massage."

"I WAS MOLESTED!"

Sakura, Ino, and Tenten screamed, "NO YOU WEREN"T!"

"Whatever now what the hell are you doing here so early in the morning?"

Temari raised her eyebrows, "Early its six o'clock in the evening!"

"WHAT? NO!"

"What time did you go to sleep?"

"After sunrise I couldn't sleep….nerves I guess."

"Awww isn't she so cute."

"SHUT UP! You still haven't answered what are you doing here?"

They all screamed, "BACHELORETTE PARTY!"

"Oh no I forgot about that….fine but just let me get dressed."

An hour late we were all in Tenten's house sitting in the living room talking when Tenten said, "It's time for gifts me first here you go Hinata?"

Sasuke took the gift from her, "You get gifts at these things maybe this won't be so bad." He opened the box and reached inside and rolled his eyes and said sarcastically "You are so hilarious Tenten."

"What is it?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke groaned, "Massage oils."

They girls laughed and Tenten said, "I thought you enjoy a massage if Sasuke was giving it to you plus its edible each bottle is a different flavor."



As Sasuke started to think of giving Hinata a massage another box was given to him this time from Temari. Sasuke opened it, "Uhh…thanks Temari…candles chick really dig these right?"

"Oh please Hinata you think I just give you candles they are special candles they give off an aroma that puts men in the mood."

Sasuke sniffed the candle, "Does it really work?"

Temari smirked, "All the time just ask Shikamaru."

Sasuke eyes widened at that statement as Ino yelled "ME NEXT! ME NEXT! I know you are going to love mine."

Sasuke shrugged and reached into the bag and pulled out three different color set of lingerie of bra and panties. Sasuke smirked as he took a closer look at them they were all different colors one black, one white, and the other navy blue. They all had the saw design the Uchiha symbol on the front of both bra cups and in front of the panties. "Where did you get these?"

"I had them specially made for you. I thought they were so cute do you think Sasuke would like it."

Sasuke had to smirk, "Umm I think he would like them pretty sure he would."

Sakura smiled, "Well I know that Sasuke will love my gift here you go."

Sasuke reached in and pulled out a stethoscope, "What is this for?"

"Keep going there is more."

Sasuke reached in, "White heels, white box hat…." Sasuke's eyes widened as he pulled out the last item.

Sakura squealed, "It's a sexy nurse's outfit! Naruto told me Sasuke as a nurse fantasy."

They girls giggled as Sasuke planned Naruto's death just than there was a big banging noise at the door. Tenten jumped up and opened the door as three ANBU members stormed in. One man said "WHERE IS HINATA HYUGA!"

The four girls pointed to Sasuke who started to freak out wondering what was going on, the man walked over to Sasuke "You are in big trouble Hinata and we are going to have to take you DOWN TOWN!" One of the other men flicked the switch on the stereo as techno music started blasting. And the men threw off their mask and started dancing with the music.

Sasuke's eyes widened, 'OH NO STRIPPERS!'