Author's Note: Hey guys, sorry for the delay again. I'll try not to get too bad about that. Anyway, here you go.

Disclaimer: I am and will never be the wonderful Stephenie Meyer and all that applies. Dang it.

July 19th Quote:

Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"

Um, I honestly have no idea. The only thing I can possibly think of is a practical joke on Bella, or maybe some crazy game at her bachelorette party. Does anybody have any idea? If so, PM me or review this chapter, cuz I would love to hear your ideas. I am stumped.


Edward: watching Bella sleep

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie: burst into Edward's bedroom

Edward: SHHHHHHH! Bella is sleeping!

Jasper: Calm down, Edward sends waves of calm

Alice: Yeah, Edward, we just want to have a little fun. gets mischievous pixie smile

Edward: suspicious What kind of fun?

Emmett: Just a little practical joke is all.

Edward: Like what?

Alice: Covering Bella with feathers!

Edward: No wa –

Jasper: sends waves of acceptance

Edward: Uh…sure, I guess.

Rosalie: pulls out honey and begins pouring it over Bella

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, and Edward: pull out feathers and begin sprinkling them over Bella

Bella: stirs

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, and Edward: jump back

Bella: wakes up slowly Hey guys, what are you all doing in mine and Edward's room?

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie: hold back laughter Nothing.

Bella: looks down Why am I covered in feathers?

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie: are quiet for a moment

Bella: looks at them expectantly

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie: Edward did it! run out of room laughing as Bella glares at Edward


Well...what d'ya think? Review please.