Hinata was pacing back and forth in Kakashi's house waiting for Naruto to come pick her up. "Ok just calm down it's going to be alright. I mean it's probable going to be just like last night, that didn't turn out ok….I mean it wasn't a total disaster……I need a drink!"

Hinata was taking sips from the sake bottle when Naruto finally came in through the door, "You're drinking already?"

Hinata shrugged, "I got….bored…"

"Well that's the last time you'll be bored tonight…" Naruto winked, "Or tomorrow night if you know what I mean." Naruto laughed.

Hinata pretended to laugh and then said, "No I don't know what you mean."

Naruto slapped his hand on his forehead, "Forget it man we are going to be late lets go."

The two went off and when they got to Sasuke's house everyone was already there that's when Naruto looked at Hinata. "Sasuke are you ok?"

Hinata started to get nervous, "Y-Yes."

"You don't look ok; I think you have a fever or something."

"I'm f-fine."

"No I think something is defiantly wrong with you. But lucky for you I got your back and I got someone here to help you."

"Help me? But I'm fine…."

Just than a woman in a nurse's outfit came out from the kitchen and walked up to Hinata, "Hi I'm Candy and I'll be your nurse today. And I'm going to take good care of you."

Hinata gulped and started to sweat, "Uh…..Candy what are you doing here?"

The guys started laughing and Naruto patted Hinata on the back, "Think I'd forget about your fantasy Sasuke."

Candy started to run her hands all over Hinata which made Hinata panic even more, "W-What fantasy?"

"Don't try to play dumb you know all about your naughty nurse fantasy."

Candy tugged on Hinata's shirt, "Sasuke-kun please stop ignoring me." Candy pushed Hinata back in an open arm chair and sat on her lap. "How about I pour us a couple of drinks to relax as my friends entertain your friends. A sexy female Anbu , French maid, and a sexy sensei came out and started dancing around the guys.



Candy had poured Hinata her first drink and Hinata snatched it from her and downed it. "More." Candy smiled and poured another cup which Hinata drank quickly again, "More." This time Candy looked at Hinata strangely as she filled her sake cup again which Hinata quickly drank. Hinata snatched the bottle away from Candy, "I'm sorry but you're too slow."

Naruto laughed, "Damn Sasuke you know how to party!"

Hinata just nodded as she took another swig of her bottle, 'I know Hinata you shouldn't be drinking again but there is no way you're going to get thought this night without a little bit of sake' Just than Candy started unbuttoning her outfit and Hinata's eyes widened. 'Ok maybe I'm going to need a lot of Sasuke.'

Tenten's House

Sasuke couldn't believe what was happening he turned to Tenten, "YOU LIED TO ME!"

Tenten laughed, "Come on you can't have a bachelorette party without them."

The Anbu strippers were now shirtless as they grabbed Sasuke and started dancing around him. Sasuke froze, 'I've got to get out of here….I can't make a big scene or else they'll become suspicious. Ok Sasuke you can do this just think.' One of the Anbu guys started to unzip his pants and now Sasuke began to panic. 'THINK FASTER SASUKE!! THINK LIKE HINATA, WHAT WOULD HINATA DO? IF HINATA WAS HERE SURROUNDED BY THESE BAKA SHE…..SHE WOULD….."

Just than Sasuke got a brilliant idea and put his plan into action. The strippers immediately stopped dancing, one yelled out "What the hell just happened?"

The second stripper bent down, "Is she ok?"

The third stripper put his hand on Sasuke's forehead, "I think she is ok she just fainted." Sasuke tried not frown as the strippers were closer to him than before.

Tenten laughed, "That's our Hinata well did have a plan for this to happen you know what to do men."

The strippers nodded and two grabbed all the gifts as the other stripper picked up Sasuke bridal style and said, "No problem ma'am sorry we made Hinata here faint." And with that they took off while they walked the strippers started to talk about Hinata.

The stripper carrying Hinata said, "So this is the future Mrs. Uchiha what a sham she is really beautiful."

"Apparently she is super nice too and becoming a great kunochi….and she's got a nice rack."

Sasuke tried very hard to stay calm as the strippers continued to talk. "If she is so nice what's she doing marrying a jerk like that Uchiha kid."

"I hear it's an arranged marriage.



"Wow now that is a sham marrying a man you don't love and who will probably never love you either."

"Yeah that Uchiha isn't the greatest when it comes to the emotions he'll probably end up treating her bad."

"Then they'll probable get divorced within a year that's so sad." And that's the last thing they said before putting Sasuke on to Hinata's bed and taking off.

Once they left Sasuke sat up, "Hinata and I won't get divorced……right? And where is Hinata? We are getting married tomorrow and she said she's see me before tomorrow and she hasn't…..what am I supposed to do now?" Sasuke sat there for a couple of minutes, "I've got to go see Hinata I mean me….ahhh this is so frustrating!"

Sasuke quickly got out of bed and headed over to his house once out side he sneaked up to the window and peaked in and was mortified at what he saw. Because there Hinata was in his body surrounded by half naked girls and she was actually dancing with them. Sasuke tried to get Hinata's attention, "Hinata…..hey Hinata over here."But it didn't so Sasuke looked around for something to get Hinata's attention. He found a rock and tossed it at Hinata but then Hinata and Candy spun around each other and the rock ended up beaming Candy in the head.

Hinata quickly stopped dancing and turned towards the window where Sasuke waved her out. "Um I'm going to get so fresh air keep partying." Before any of them could say anything she was out the door. Hinata crouched under the window with Sasuke, "What are you doing here?"

"What do you mean what am I doing here? What were you doing in there!?"

Hinata hiccupped, "I was just trying to have fun."

"WITH STRIPPERS!"

Hinata giggled "Be quite they'll here you Hinata!"

Sasuke groaned, "I'm not Hinata you are!"

"Whatever you say wifey!" Hinata made a kissy noise as she tried to keep her balance.

"You're drunk!"

Hinata playfully pushed Sasuke, "So what you were drunk two a couple of nights ago, and you said you were falling in love with me!"

Sasuke's eyes widened but before he could say anything Candy came outside, "Sasuke-kun where are you?"

Sasuke groaned, "Shit we've got to get out of here, we've got some things to talk about."