Author's Note: I am soooooo sorry, you guys. This is the worst I've been at updating. I've been really busy getting used to my new soccer schedule, so I don't have a lot of time to write right now. But I promise I will never wait this long again. Also, I can only post two chapters right now, cuz it's two in the morning and I'm tired. But I swear to you good people that I will post the next two chapters tomorrow. Well, really later today.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight at all. Whatsoever. Not a bit. Nope.

July 21st Quote:

Edward: "Oops."

There are so many possibilities for this quote, I can't even begin to interpret them. One unlikely possibility is that he accidentally killed Bella during…her request…because if that happened, I think he would be overreacting a little more than that. Unless like it's after she woke up and he's a little sheepish about it, but I still think he would react more than that. I guess we'll just wait and see.


Bella and Edward: sharing moment on Edward's bed very much like that one part in Eclipse where Edward shows Bella the benefits of the bed. Or that one time when Bella tried to steal Edward's sparkly innocence when she still wanted to have sex before marriage

Bella: testing Edward's limits, pushing the boundaries, and all that jazz

Edward: growls a warning

Bella: takes it totally the wrong way and practically rips her clothes off

Edward: kinda loses it by accidentally sinking teeth into Bella's neck

Bella: GASP!

Edward: Crap! This can't be good.

Bella: screams loudly in pain and shock before going unconscious

Edward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bella: …

Edward: Oops.

3 Days Later

Bella: waking up What the –

Edward: Bella! Bella, Bella, Bella, you're back!

Bella: gets mental images of Edward running around her in little circles wagging his tail, much like an excited puppy dog

Edward: I am so sorry. That was never meant to happen. I didn't want you to be a vampire yet. Can you ever forgive me?

Bella: No.

Edward: overly dramatic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How will I go on?

Bella: Jeez, I was just kidding. Of course I forgive you.

Edward: YAY!

Bella: Ok, um, I'm not a fragile human anymore, so can we…

Edward: Yep!

Edward and Bella: go off skipping merrily to fulfill Bella's request and live happily ever after


Sorry if this one sucks, but there were just so many possibilities for that quote, and my brain was very overwhelemed.