Author's Note: Here you go. Another fresh baked chapter. Review, please.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Period.
July 26th Quote:
Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."
Definitely something to do with Bella's change, or the Volturi, or something of that nature. Omg, I can't wait.
Jacob: Uh, Bella, yeah, you do know that, uh, since you're a vampire now, it'll be war, right?
Newborn Bella: Ugh, melodramatic much?
Jacob: No, seriously, it's started a war. It's against the treaty we worked out with the bloodsuckers.
Newborn Bella: Hey I take offense to that! I'm one of them now, you know!
Edward: Well, dog, I've actually asked to meet with the pack to discuss this…situation.
Jacob: Well aren't you a smart bloodsucker.
Newborn Bella: Stop it, no don't, blah blah blah.
Edward: So, Sam, how are we going to fix this problem?
Sam: all serious This isn't something our treaty anticipated. This gesturing to newborn Bella is a danger to every human in the area.
Newborn Bella: Uh, I have a name. I may be a vamp now, but I'm still Bella.
Jacob: Actually, according to the author, you're Newborn Bella. Hi Newborn Bella.
Author: Jacob shut up! How do you know about me?
Jacob: Um, because you write every word I say in this stupid and pointless plotline as part of a figment of your twisted imagination. Duh.
Author: Oh. Well then.
Jacob: Hi Newborn Bella.
Newborn Bella: Hey, stop that!
Jacob: Stop what, Newborn Bella?
Newborn Bella: That! My name is Bella!
Jacob: Not according to the author…Newborn Bella.
Newborn Bella: Stop it! Ugh, can't you kill him or something?
Author: Me?
Newborn Bella: Yes, you! Can anybody else here write everything we say and choose what we do in this pointless plotline in a figment of your twisted imagination? We're all fictional characters, for God's sake.
Author: Oh, uh sure. I guess. I never like Jacob anyway.
Jacob: Hey!
Author: Edward, kill him.
Edward: Why?
Author: Because I'm the author, and I said so!
Edward: Well, that's good enough for me. kills Jacob
Author: celebrates the not-that-saddening loss
Sam: Attack!
Author: Sam, stay!
Sam: But –
Author: Stay!
Sam: stays
Author: Good werewolf. No attacking any of the Cullens!
Sam: But…why?
Author: Because I'm the author and I said so! Jeez, you'd think you would of caught on by now!
Sam: Well then…ok, I guess. bows down at author's supremacy
Author: Good boy.
Haha, I liked this one. What about you?