I've said it a few times before I think, but I'll say it again: I DON'T OWN DGM! It belongs to Hoshino Katsura-sensei.
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Ch. 6: Cheshire Cats (EVIL GRIN)
Allen was watching TV when he heard a knock on the door. He got up, of course, but when he opened the door, Bak fell into his apartment.
"Bak!"
Bak had been propped up against the door by those three Cheshire cats who had been orchestrating most of the fiascoes that had happened to get these two together, and were planning on more with this next step. They were now back at Fou's apartment, sitting in front of the TV.
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"So, Fou, why didn't you follow our dear Allen-chan yesterday like you promised to so he'd be safe?" Tyki asked.
"Yeah... I kinda forgot about that."
"And by that you mean you were drunk, right?" Rabi responded.
"SHADDUP, YOU DAMN RABBIT!"
"But thanks to that, Allen and Bak got a little closer, ne, Ty-chan?" Rabi said.
"That's true, Usagi-chan."
"Hey, if you're gonna make out, go back to your apartment, okay?" Fou said.
"Would you like for us to record it so you can watch it whenever you want?" Tyki inquired.
"Nah, I think I'll be fine if this works out. The rest is mostly up to Timcanpy," Fou replied.
Then, someone knocked on the door, and Fou answered.
"Hello, minna-san!" Komui said, with a grin that screamed to the world that he was REALLY hyped up on caffeine. He had Reever in a headlock with one arm, and a thermos full of coffee in the hand on the other arm. Reever could fight back all he wanted, but Komui was not about to let go.
"So, Reever-san, I guess you managed to escape the clutches of Cross-san unscathed?" Tyki asked.
Reever stopped fighting Komui, his face turning blue. "Don't... ask..." was all he said before he hung his head in brooding. But THEN, he suddenly stood straight up, got out of the headlock SOMEHOW, and disappeared somewhere into the apartment.
Tyki blinked in confusion. "... Where did Reever-san go?"
Komui shrugged.
Cross then came barging in, his eye glowing with "raeptime", his gaydar on and searching for our favorite scientist, whose whereabouts are a bit unknown. He turned on Rabi, who cowered behind Tyki.
"You. Where is he?"
"I-I-I don't know..." Rabi said, shuddering in fear.
Cross rushed past everyone, into Fou's room ("HEY, THAT'S MY ROOM, DAMMIT! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!"), opened the closet door to reveal a shuddering blanket. He pulled off the blanket, and there was Reever.
"I don't see why you want to run away from your feelings when you've already expressed them to me a few times before, Squint," Cross said.
Reever screamed as he was dragged out of the apartment by Cross. No one helped because Cross was technically right... though his methods of dealing with situations like this was a wee bit much.
"It's a shame Ri-chan couldn't stay around for the festivities," Rabi said.
"Eh, he probably wouldn't have watched the show anyway," Komui said, pouring more coffee into the cup/lid of his thermos.
"Ne, Ty-chan... You remember how we were talking about not literally throwing Bak and Allen at each other when we had that double-date, right?"
Tyki drank his tea, then swirled the cup to mix up the tea. "You're right, we're hypocrites because we pretty much dumped Bak at Allen's doorstep, aren't we? ... Oh well," he said, then shrugged.
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Bak awoke, sat up in bed, and realized that he wasn't in his room this time. It was a rather minimalist sort of room, with few decorations. There was a black sock on the floor, blinds covered the window, and most of the room was in white. At least it was clean, though.
"... Did I actually die from blood loss this time, then? Why the hell do Fou, Tyki, and Rabi keep doing this kind of crap to me?! I better still be alive! If they want me and Allen together so badly, they should let us do so on our own!"
Allen, who was being followed by Timcanpy, walked in on Bak while he was in the middle of this rant. "You do realize that you were thinking out loud, right?"
Bak spazzed. He got all bug-eyed, and his hair went into spikes of shock and surprise. "A-A-Allen!"
"Don't worry, you aren't dead. It seems that they just dumped you on my doorstep and ran off."
"I wish they would quit making me faint like that!"
"At least they aren't as bad as Cross-san. He once knocked me out with a mallet."
"That's horrible. I'm amazed he hasn't been arrested yet."
"I'm not. That man's capable of charming his way out of ANYTHING."
They were silent for a moment. Cross wasn't who they wanted to talk about!
"So, it really IS a ponytail and not a tassel."
"Huh?"
"Rabi wasn't the only one wondering. I was kind of curious, too."
"Oh... Yeah..."
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"That is a REALLY weird fashion statement, isn't it?" Komui said.
"Well at least I know now, so I can go pull on it," Rabi said with a big grin on his face.
"Ah, when are they gonna do the nasty?! This is like watching porn without the porn. Even the soft-core stuff has 'em doing stuff quicker than this," Fou complained, with a childish, pouting expression on her face.
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Timcampy sat on the dresser on the other side of the room from Bak and Allen, watching them with curiosity.
"So, what do you want to do?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you were sort of brought here against your will. Do you want to get back home?"
"Why are you saying that?"
Allen looked away from Bak.
Bak grabbed Allen and kissed him. Allen was surprised, but he deepened the kiss, pushing his tongue into Bak's mouth. They were fighting one another for dominance using their tongues, but Allen got on top of Bak on the bed.
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Komui spit out his coffee in shock.
"EH?" was all Rabi could say.
"Hey, hey, hey, where's this going?" Fou asked, watching the scene unfold before her on the screen.
"Wait... that's a plot twist," Tyki said with that priceless look of surprise on his face.
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Clothes were strewn across the floor, sighs and moans could be heard... and yes, the bedsprings were squeaking. On the other end, everyone who was watching was doing a lot of ooh's, ahh's, and WHOA's. They thought Allen would be the one getting laid, but watching Bak get laid was a lot more fun than they expected.
"All right, show's over, guys!" Fou said, with yet another beer can in hand.
Tyki and Rabi stumbled out, not even slightly reluctant, since they could have fun of their own once they got over their hangovers. Komui, who needed to get more coffee anyway, dashed away and sped down the street on his scooter.
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And, back in Allen's apartment, Timcampy was asleep on the dresser, his wings folded over where his eyes supposedly were. Bak and Allen were asleep in each others' arms, enjoying a peaceful rest after their "exercise."
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Okay... that's it, dammit! I need to stop writing now... I've run out of stuff to do, and I'm not even an actual fanfiction writer! I need to get my ass to work on fan art again... or art period, it's my major in college! DO NOT FLAME MEH FOR CRAPPING OUT AT THE END HERE! Others who are better writers should be inspired to write better Bak x Allen stories and make the fanbase for this pairing grow!! Then I'll have some more Bak x Allen stories to read... ." SERIOUSLY, SPREAD THE BAK X ALLEN LOVE!! SPREAD IT, I SAY!! cracks whip