If Voldemort Won

At first, he was content with ruling the wizarding world. He renamed Hogwarts Volwarts. Olivanders was Lord of Anders. The Night bus was the Dark bus. But, as you can guess, he wanted bigger and better things.

Soon, he had taken over the muggle world, too. McDonalds was changed to McVoldys. Dairy Queen was Dairy Lord. But, worst of all was Vold-Mart. At the loss of Wall-Mart, the muggles grew desperate.

They looked to a boy with glasses. His name used to be Harry, but Voldemort made everyone start they're names with a V, so his name was Varry. So, one Voldesday, Varry walked up to him in McVoldys, pointed his Lord of Anders wand at him, and said the magic words. I don't remember exactly what they were, me being a muggle and all, but he just fell. Poof. Just like that. Why Varry didn't just do that before Dairy Lord was made, I don't know. But, ever since then, we're not killed on the spot if we say McDonalds, or Wall-Mart.

By Vwhitetyger123