OH-EHM-GEE!!!
I GOT SOME REVIEWS!!!
:3
Even if it was only 3, reading them made me feel so incredibly loved…
Also gave me a confidence boost that I wrote this good enough for my first yaoi…
I'll work on the smutty stuff X3 Make it better for the people…
Yesh! I can have a perverted enough mind to get very detailed
-evil grin-
Much love to the reviewers! I love you so much, I gots the next chappie up :3 And plan to continue this story
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Naruto…and I'm pretty confident that I never will T.T An unreachable dream… -le sob-
The soft clank of metal rang out through the hall as books were shoved and removed from lockers along the hallway to begin the day with. A number of different variety of teens along the walls of the hallway.
Sasuke was no exception for the group in a cluster of lockers. Though in complete contrast to everyone around him, he wasn't talking…or happy in general so to speak.
And why should he? Getting raped by your brother on an almost daily basis could be considered even a little depressing, afterall.
"OMG, did I tell you?"
"Tell me what, Hiroko?"
"My boyfriend like totally forgot to call me yesterday! When we last talked like 5 minutes earlier he said he needed to like do something and would call me back! Like, what the fuck is up with that?!"
"OH MY GOSH!!! Like, totally break up with him, girl!"
Sasuke made a loud, rather audible 'PFFFFFFFFFFT' noise at the conversation going on a few lockers down from him. It amazed him how little things always were rock-bottom for the more preppy girls. He swore, it took every bit of self control to not go over to them and say something like 'Well, try getting raped by your brother like a damn pathetic whore every fucking night, damn bitch!' And slap them fucking senseless. It pissed him off that much.
He mentally sweatdropped. Satisfying, yes. But then he'd get an unwanted rep. That couldn't happen if he hoped to stay off the streets. Stupid Itachi, he needed to punch him really hard right now.
All of that was taken off his mind, now just relaxed at the fact he hadn't seen Naruto at all today, which was weight off his shoulders for sure. It would just be a bit too hard, awkward, and embarrassing if he had to explain the truth to Naruto. A scenario he was glad to avoid.
Perhaps slowly life was showing it's first glimpse of improve-
"SASUKE-TEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke could swear if he wasn't as coordinated as he was he would've deadpanned his head right into his damn locker. Damn. He jinxed himself.
He looked over to his blonde friend as he ran up to him, keeping to his monotone expression in hopes of keeping his hidden thoughts…well…hidden .
"I was hoping you'd be in today. What happened yesterday?"
The blonde tilted his head to one side, blue eyes shining in confusion and worry for his friend. It all just sounded too weird, and the fact that Sasuke had such a blank look really wasn't quieting his worry.
"Sasuke? Is something wrong?"
Sasuke now snapped out of the trance he seemed to be stuck in, shaking his head rather lazily. Now, how exactly can he make up a pliable excuse in such short- oh! He had one.
"Turns out I had a fever when I woke up. I didn't feel sick so I thought I was coming in, then decided against it…"
He answered quietly, in almost a whisper as he closed his locker door, beginning to walk off to his class, leaving Naruto standing there. More confused than ever.
Hopefully the calmness in his voice, and ability to hide the lie from his face was good enough to trick his challenged friend. He was confident he was good for now.
But Naruto may be a class clown, though he wasn't an idiot. He could see through that mask Sasuke had up like glass. Seemed like just a convenient excuse.
He had some research in store for him. For now, he would let it slide and back off on the subject. Whatever it was, Sasuke didn't want to talk about it now. He'd respect that and give him some space on the subject while he tried to figure everything out on his own. How he would do that? He had no clue. Damn Dyslexia -.- But he'd get something eventually.
He ran after him, catching up and walking in sync beside his friend, smiling at him.
"All that aside. Can I borrow your phone for first period?"
Sasuke looked over at his friend, raising an eyebrow at this seemingly random question. Though he knew deep down he was dancing to the Macarena, glad that Naruto hadn't pressed the earlier issue. All earlier assumptions were confirmed.
"Dare I ask, what for?"
Naruto smirked before giving Sasuke a big ass goofy grin. Sasuke knew that meant, point-blank, that it was something incredibly…
Well, stupid.
"For a donation to the Starving Blonde Society."
Sasuke experienced his second mental deadpan then, as well as his second correct prediction.
"Don't tell me you're skipping and ordering pizza…again."
Naruto put on an obviously fake innocent act.
"'Course not, Mom!"
Sasuke didn't think it possible to have a third deadpan, letting out a defeated sigh. He was usually the one to supply Naruto with what he needed to be a complete idiot, so he would go ahead and humor the idiot. Plus, he didn't like being referred to as a 'Mother'.
"You're a dumbass, but fine. Take it."
A hand slid out of his jacket pocket, handing Naruto his black Razr. Naruto grinned again, happy he had a delicious brunch to look forward to now. If he wasn't in public, he'd glomp the shit out of his friend, but he'd spare him the embarrassment
"Thank ya muchly, pal."
With that, the explosionist took off from beside his friend, ready to accomplish said deeds. Miraculously, the fourth deadpan occurred to Sasuke. A new record.
Yes, I know…short xD -is shot-
But I really just wanted a silly transition-y chapter :3
I really like humor, in everything I write, it's usually in there somewhere…
No worries, the next chappie shall be longer…maybe it'll have more smut for all you loverly pervs out there…but Iono…I'm making this story as I go :3
Thanks again to my loving reviewers! I can't thank you enough! Without you, this story would've remained one pathetic chappie T.T
W00t!!! Hope this chappie made you giggle a bit :3 Gotta love our blonde idiot –huggles Naru-chan plushie-