Anime Idol
I do not own any of the characters in this except my self I also don't own any of the songs
Envy 192: Hello I'm Envy 192 the current hostess of the new series Anime Idol. We will have people singing from all across the anime universe. There will be 16 character in all with 4 in each chapter. But first are judges; Yachiru Kusajishi the hyper active vice captain of the 11th squad, Alphonse Elric, the sweet kid in the armor and Itachi the guy that killed almost his hole family.
Yachiru: Is Kenpachi here now?
Envy 192: No, I still haven't seen him but he will show up. But here's Rangiku Matsumoto and she will be singing Milkshake by Kelis. (snikers)
"Milkshake"
Repeat
x2
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And
they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better
than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I
know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go
crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think
its time
Chorus x2
La la-la la la,
Warm it
up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
My milkshake
brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better
than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach
you,
But I have to charge
I can see youre on it,
You
want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It
can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your
smart,
Chorus x2
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La
la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than
yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone
will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time
maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you
have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up
your scent,
Chorus x2
Lala-lalala,
Warm it
up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake
brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better
than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach
you,
But I have to charge
Envy 192: (falls of stage and crawls back on) Rangiku that is a good song for you. Judges?
Yachiru: Good job big-booby-chan
Al : AHH! MY VIRGIN EYES!!
Itachi: nose bleed
Envy 192: OMG the Uchia Itachi displayed an emotion. And know for rock lee sing white and nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic (oh gawd)
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know
they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just
too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you
see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna
roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just
too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really
white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills,
I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your
40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the
contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action
figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace
page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8
spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills
but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with
mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once
you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin'
so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't
run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for
fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is
my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of
ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in
Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They
see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white
n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too
white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm
white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although
it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white
n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n'
nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know
I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my
ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals
on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail
really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I
got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who
do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for
my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale
down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP
POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the
extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club
and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was
do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at
the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They
see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes
'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n'
nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n'
nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the
gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm
just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
Envy 192: (major sweetdrop) Judges.
Yachiru: That was bad brock lee-san
Al: terrible
Itachi: That sound like a dieng cat that got ran over by a 30-ton semi.
Envy 192: Now hers Tobi sing the all-annoying song Numa Numa
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Mi-a-hii
Mi-a-huu
Mi-a-haa
Mi-a-ha ha
Allo, salut, sint yel, un hydook, she teraw, youbeera mah, primesh der, vericheera,
Allo, Allo, sint yel, Picasso, Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek
Chorus vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay
Desoon, set spoon, cheseet, ah kum Allo, youbeera mah, sint yel, vericheera
Allo, Allo, sint yarshio, Picasso, Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek Chorus vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa iay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Chorus vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay
Envy 192:dude I love that song
Tobi: Tobi is a Good boy
Yachiru: Good job mask-chan
Al: that's a very random song
Itachi: Tobi what are you doing here?
Envy 192: The last contestant is Riza Hawkeye and she will be singing Black Horse & The Cherry Tree by
Kt tunstall. And I have a felling it directed to a black haired flame alchemist.
Well my heart knows me better than I know
myself
So I'm gonna let it do all the talking.
I came across a
place in the middle of nowhere
With a big black horse and a cherry
tree.
I felt a little fear upon my back
He said "Don't
look back, just keep on walking."
When the big black horse
said, "Hey lady!" When the big black horse said, "Look
this way"
Said, "Look this way, will you marry me?"
Said, "Hey, lady, will you marry me?"
But I said
no, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the one for me
No,
no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the one for me
And
my heart hit a problem, in the early hours,
So I stopped it dead
for a beat or two.
But I cut some cord, and I shouldn't have done
it,
And it won't forgive me after all these years
So I sent
it to a place in the middle of nowhere
With a big black horse and
a cherry tree.
Now it won't come back, 'cause it's oh so happy
And
now I've got a hole for the world to see
And it said no, no,
no, no-no-no
Said no, no, you're not the one for me
No, no, no,
no-no-no-no
Said no, no, you're not the one for me
Not the one for me
Said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You're not
the one for me
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You're not the
one for me
(do, do, do, do)
Well I was
Big black
horse and a cherry tree
I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's
forsaken me
Big black horse and a cherry tree
(Big black horse
and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken
me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there
'cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree)
I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
No, no, no,
no
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there
'cause my heart's forsaken me
No, no, no, no
(Big black horse
and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken
me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there
'cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree)
I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken me
I can't
quite get there cause my heart's forsaken me
(Big black horse and
a cherry tree) I can't quite get there 'cause my heart's forsaken
me
(Big black horse and a cherry tree) I can't quite get there
'cause my heart's forsaken me
Envy 192: Wow just wow I never in a million year thought that you could sing like that
Yachiru: I want a horse now.
Al: bravo Riza-san
Itachi: Hn, it was good
Envy 192: That's it for this chapter please vote on you favorite one after all 16 have preformed.