A/N: I'm so happy – my music teacher has finally learnt my name after 8 MONTHS!!! Oh well…enjoy this chap.

Disclaimer: Me, Xiaoqiaorocks. Xiaoqiaorocks not own DW.

Party of the Three Kingdoms II

Chapter 2 – Look At These Idiots!

Sima Yi fell about laughing.

"You look…like a bunch of idiots!!!" Sima Yi pointed at them.

"What the hell?!" Liu Bei yelled. "It said fancy dress on the invitation!" Shu's leader was dressed as a cabbage.

"Oh my," Cao Cao said when he came to the door. "That is well shameful!"

"Shut up," Guan Yu snapped. He was dressed as a broccoli and Zhang Fei was a cauliflower.

"Look at Zhao Yun!" Zhang He screamed. "He's Twinky Winky!!!"

"That is bad," Xiahou Dun said.

"You lot should go upstairs and take them off…" Cao Cao said. As they walked in Sima Yi took a picture of each of them.

"Ha! Take the shame! You listened to the invitation. What a bunch of dildos." Sima Yi snapped away.

DING DONG!

"Bring on round 2!" Sima Yi ran to the door and yanked it open. "Oh my god! That is so cute Lu Xun!" He was a Japanese schoolgirl.

"I just wanna get in on that!" Zhang He said.

"Get off, he's mine!" Gan Ning, aka Spiderman, stood in front of the poor boy.

"Well, I must say, a better cast than Shu," Cao Cao said.

"What'd they come as?" Sun Ce asked.

"Most were vegetables and Teletubies…" Cao Ren said.

"That's gay," Sun Ce said. "So, why aren't you in costume?"

"This is a plot from Sima Yi," Xiahou Dun said.

"He's so smart!" Zhang He hugged Sima Yi.

"You can go upstairs and get changed if you want," Cao Cao said. Once again Sima Yi took loads of photos. Just then Zhuge Liang walked by…

"SHAME!!!" Sima Yi yelled. "Yours has got to be the worst!" Zhuge Liang was a female stripper with only underwear on. "Why haven't you changed? Do you like to wear high heels and a bra?"

"I don't have any clothes underneath, do I?" Zhuge Liang said. "I need some clothes from my bag, which is outside."

XOXOXOX

The others arrived soon enough with Meng Huo as a bear, Zhang Jiao as a vicar and Diao Chan dressed as Lu Bu. Zhuge Liang was able to get changed too.

"Dian Wei, Xu Zhu, Cao Ren and Xiahou Yuan! BAGS!" Cao Cao yelled.

"Damn, I thought he'd forget," Dian Wei said.

"What forget that!?" Cao Ren pointed to a mountain of bags that was as tall as 10 Xu Zhu's.

"WOW…………" Xiahou Yuan stared up at it. "Surely we didn't bring this much to Wu's sleepover."

"Probably not. It's winter, people have more stuff and all the presents. Over there." Dian Wei pointed to another pile which was only half as tall.

"We're gonna need some help…"

"Excuse me, Xiao Qiao," Cao Ren said.

"I'm LU XUN!"

"What!? Why didn't you change?" Cao Ren asked.

"Well, you see that big pile out the window?" Lu Xun pointed. "My bag is right at the bottom."

"Okay, so will you help us? Your reward is your clothes."

"I can get them without helping you," Lu Xun pointed out.

"Ah, but helping us will get them to you quicker," Cao Ren said.

"Whatever, it's better than everyone staring at me…" Lu Xun marched out to start work.

"Say, Lu Bu, you look strong," Dian Wei said.

"Of course I am!" Lu Bu stuck out his chest.

"Would you mind proving your strength by helping move a few bags?" Dian Wei asked.

"No, that's too easy…"

"No, these are really heavy bags. Diao Chan wouldn't even attempt to lift these in her dizziest daydreams."

"Okay, count me in."

Eventually they had Lu Xun, Lu Bu, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu and Guan Ping working for them. Liu Bei had made his brothers so it and Guan Yu had made Guan Ping do it, to be more virtuous. They did it in record time of 20 minutes.

XOXOXOX

"Now?" Zhen Ji asked.

"Yes, now," Cao Cao said.

A/N: Done. I had this great idea in drama the other day, but I can't remember it. Damn! Yes, I admit it, I completely forgot about this fic, that is why this had taken so long.