A/N: Yay – next chp! Do you remember what everyone was dressed as?
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Party of the Three Kingdoms II
Chapter 6 – Phase 6
"Hmm…this is better – everyone's back in fancy dress. I don't know why they changed out of it," Cao Cao said looking around the room. "We've got Liu Bei as a cabbage. That's gotta score high…"
"But Zhao Yun's Tinky Winky!" Zhang He said. "He's my favourite!"
"Ha! The best one was the Japanese School Girl – Lu Xun. That skirt was way too short for him!" Sima Yi smirked. "Actually no, I've changed my mind – Zhuge Liang in woman's underwear is much better!!! MUHAHAHAHA!"
"Well…I must say that Meng Huo has done the most hilarious cosplay of Diao Chan ever!" Xiahou Dun was doubled over. "I mean – he's got her actual clothes on!!! How can he even attempt to fit into them?!"
"Actually – if I remember rightly Meng Huo came as a bear…" Zhang He said.
"Let me check the pictures…" Sima Yi flicked through them. "Oh my – gay boy here's right!"
"So…he nicked Diao Chan's real clothes…eww. What will she wear tomorrow?" Xiahou Dun wondered.
"Then what is she wearing now…?" Cao Pi asked in that sort of voice.
"Her fancy dress costume, you perv!" Cao Cao said.
"Oh yeah, I knew that!" Cao Pi said.
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"Right, we have our winners," Cao Cao said.
"Yes – 3rd, 2nd and 1st place!" Sima Yi laughed evilly. Everyone was nervous now.
"In 3rd place… The Teletubies! Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, Yue Ying and Jiang Wei!" Zhang He announced. When they came up onto the stage Zhang He was giving them a weird smile. They got their picture taken and hurried out of the room to change back into their normal clothes.
"Now, my personal favourite, 2nd place goes to…the woman stripper-"
"Zhen Ji?" Cao Pi asked.
"No – ZHUGE LIANG!!!!" Sima Yi yelled so that people in the UK could hear (remember they're in China!). "Take the shame you whore!"
"Shut up," Zhuge Liang muttered.
"OMG! I wonder who's in 1st place?" Dian Wei whispered to Xu Zhu.
"So…in 1st place is…" Zhang He left the rest up to Sima Yi, seeing as he didn't actually know…
"It's…ME!!!" Sima Yi announced.
"WTF?!" half of the warriors yelled. The other half fell off their chairs.
"Well of course I win – I look just like Sima Yi – in fact, I am him," Sima Yi explained. "You can't get any better than that, can you?"
"Cheater!!!"
"I didn't cheat, you bunch of losers!" he said, taking the crown and placing it on his head.
"Ooh – Sima Yi, can you keep that on until later – it makes you look so hot!" Zhang He said.
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Once they'd finally settled down the announcement was able to be made.
"You lot better get your acts together, because the talent show's starting in 10 minutes – and you're all expected to compete," Cao Pi said.
"WHAT!!!???" they yelled at him.
"Yes, well, had you not been yelling and bickering, you would've had more time," Cao Cao told them.
A/N: Well…I'm sorry this took so long – I had mock SATS, poor health and laziness. Oh well…looks like it won't be completed for xmas. Please review and tune in next time for their (feeble) talent show attempts.