A/N: You heard Sima Yi – game time!
Disclaimer: If I owned then Pang De would never have looked like that in DW5.
Party of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 8 – Phase 8
"What are we gonna play first?" Zhang He bounced around.
"What do you want to play?" Sima Yi asked.
"Ooh – I know!!! I wanna play… Charades!!!!" Zhang He squealed.
"Right, I'll go first." Sima Yi made the sign for a film.
"FILM!" the warriors yelled.
He pointed to Meng Huo.
"MENG HUO!!!" they yelled.
Sima Yi nodded his head, he walked over to Meng Huo and tugged on his hair.
"HAIR!"
Sima Yi motioned "sort of." He then pointed to a flower in a large stone pot.
"FLOWER!!!"
"No, he means POT!!!" Lu Xun yelled.
"I want pot!" someone shouted, they all looked around, but were unable to tell who said it.
"HAIR POT!"
"HAIRY POT!"
"HAIRY POTTY!"
Sima Yi shook his head – but they were getting closer.
"HARRY POTTER!!!"
"YES!" Sima Yi yelled. "Okay, Cao Pi, you're next."
"But I got it!" someone yelled – who was it? It didn't matter, Sima Yi didn't care.
"Alright." Cao Pi began to turn pages that we're there.
"BOOK!"
He pointed at Zhen Ji.
"ZHEN JI!"
"WOMAN!"
He shook his head and pretended he had boobs.
"TITS!"
"BALLS!"
Cao Pi continued to make many different signs.
"DICK!"
"SEX!"
"NUT!"
"FOOD!" Xu Zhu yelled. Everyone wondered why he'd said that…
"WEE!"
"CRAP!"
"SPERM!"
"WAIT! We need to guess the book…"
"PORN!" Cao Pi nodded.
"BOOB!"
After much more guessing, no one was able to guess the correct answer… So they gave up.
"What was it?"
"Actually," Cao Pi said, "I just wanted to hear you all say dirty things." Everyone gave him a crazy look. "You could've said 'porn magazine'…"
XOXOXOX
In time, charades got boring. Well, Xu Zhu done something that none of them had ever even heard of…
So, they decided to dare each other.
"Alright, we'll start with Wu," Cao Pi said.
"Excellent. Sun Ce first." Sima Yi threw him a bottle.
"What?"
"It might come in handy, it might not."
"Cao Cao, you're daring him," Xiahou Dun said.
"Cool. Sun Ce, I dare you to…erm…dunno. How about you piss in that bottle."
"Easy."
And soon enough the bottle was half full.
"You could've made it a bit harder," Sun Ce said, putting to bottle in front of him.
"Next up, Cao Ren daring Da Qiao." Sima Yi glared at Cao Ren, willing him to give her an interesting dare.
"Okay then, Sima Yi, I want her to snog you."
"Very good."
Da Qiao walked over to the strategist and snogged him professionally.
"She's good. She should be in Wei, but on with the show…"
There were many small dares. They weren't all that interesting, until Sima Yi got his turn.
"Xiao Qiao, I dare you to take off your top and put your boobs in…Xing Cai's face!" All the men were interested in this dare and enjoyed watching this bit of yuri.
It was back to Cao Cao, "Zhou Yu, I want you to piss in that bottle too."
No one quite understood why Cao Cao was getting people to fill up this bottle…Well not until his turn came around again.
"Now, Liu Bei, drink the piss!!!"
Sima Yi was impressed. This was disgusting and it pleased him that his lord shared in his insanity.
"My turn," Sima Yi said. He took out a small bottle of purple liquid. "I dare Huang Zhong to drink this."
"Sure." Wow. He expected at least 'what is it?' - never mind.
Huang Zhong drank it in one gulp. Then his body began to shake and he fell to the floor, almost comically.
"Yes! Muhahahaha!!! Zhen Ji – he drank the poison, our money wasn't wasted!!!!" Sima Yi did a corny victory dance.
"Good."
A/N: Hope you liked it. Treasure it, the next chap probably wont get done for another month or 2 knowing me. (Sorry!)