A/N: Busy. Cosplay costume and SATs soon… Well, now to write some of this… Been writing a few other fics…might put them up…might not.
Disclaimer: I own nothing!!
Party of the Three Kingdoms II
Chapter 9 – What to Watch
"Well, what we gonna watch?" Sima Yi asked.
"That Barbie film – the swan one!" Zhang He said.
"Any other suggestions?"
"We should watch the adaptation of Hamlet, it would be very educational," Cao Cao said.
"No way! Half these dipsticks probably wouldn't understand the way they talk anyway." Sima Yi looked over to where he kept the DVDs. Unfortunately for him, there was someone in the way.
"Hey! You've got all the Family Guy seasons over here!" Ling Tong called.
Throughout the room everyone began to mumble and confer with each other.
"Yeah, I love Family Guy…"
"It never gets old…"
"I would totally not mind watching a few episodes…"
Well, it seemed that everyone was in agreement…
"All in agreement to watch Family Guy say 'I'," Sima Yi yelled.
"I!" they shouted.
"Sorry, was there anyone that didn't agree?" Sima Yi asked.
"Yeah – Zhang Fei said 'why', not 'I'," Liu Bei announced.
"Okay. He can stay in the cage outside – all night!" Sima Yi laughed. "No, I'm serious – take him outside and lock him in."
XOXOXOX
Peter stood at the mirror in his bathroom.
"Wear your whore make-up, you filthy whore!"
Peter took some lipstick that was on the side of the sink and drew all over his face.
"Oh, I do love Family Guy!" Ling Tong said, mimicking drawing on his face.
"I can't believe that we started on series four and got through to number six…"
Sima Yi glanced at the clock that hung further up the ceiling, directly above the large TV.
"Wow! It's 3am!" he said.
"Yay! That means it's Christmas day!" Zhang He yelled. "Sima Yi, can I open my presents? Please, oh pretty please!"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because Santa hasn't been, has he?"
"Oh yeah…" Zhang He thought about it – when did Santa come?
"Quick, Santa only comes to good people who go to sleep!"
Zhang He was out of the room quicker than you could say 'Han dynasty'.
"Hey! I want pressies too!" Xiao Qiao followed Zhang He.
A/N: Well, this is done. It was done ages ago…I didn't realise (sorry!) And it's short because, the film ones are always short…