Oh Shit!
The South Park residents were in the parking lot of Wal-Mart. The moon hung low as 3,000 cloakies were tearing apart the barricade that sheltered the townspeople. Everyone held tighter to their weapons and watched in fear.
"Everyone take your positions!" yelled Jimbo from the roof. Everyone in the parking lot got into a Roman phalanx formation. Mrs. Garrison was at its head. "Ready!" yelled Mrs. Garrison. The front line lowered their makeshift spears. "Runners Ready!" she yelled. From the side of the building 500 townspeople had attached hairspray flamethrowers to shopping carts. Inside the carts were various thick objects to use for cover.
Suddenly a shot rang out. The makeshift army looked out to see a cloaky that had climbed over the barricade get shot by Jimbo's rifle. The cloaky fell from the 15ft barricade with a muffled gurgle. "Here they come!" Instantly, cloakies all along the 100 yard barricade starting climbing over. Some were shot but most made it over. The 1st wave of 1,000 cloakies started their charge of the 200 yard distance between them and the townspeople.
Many cloakies had guns. Others had long swords. "Charge!" commanded Garrison. The Runners pushed their carts with great speed toward the first wave. The Runners made V formation. While running the cloakies opened fire. Most of the bullets were deflected by the carts. When the Runners 20 yards away, they opened fire. The flames cut through the 1st wave. Many cloakies ran around in circles on fire. The runners were also flattening cloakies down with carts. The gun club provided cover fire spattering open many heads. While the 1st wave was being crushed. The 2nd wave came over.
When the second wave joined the remnants of the first the Runners were finished. Many head their heads sliced off while trying to run, and the Bus Driver Lady had a grenade shoved down her throat. Then the third wave joined the 2nd. The cloakies charged. The townspeople dropped their weapons and fled inside. Jimbo looked out into the army and he thought he was going to die. The townspeople fled up onto the roof and barricaded the door. The townspeople looked terrified as the cloakies smashed into Wal- Mart looking for the roof access.
The Three were falling rapidly towards earth. As they broke through the clouds they could see Wal-Mart being torn apart by Cloakies. They used will to steer themselves towards the carnage. Kyle held out his hand and fire erupted burning 1,000 cloakies in the parking lot. Stan inhaled and blew a wind that knocked every cloakie inside out the back entrance smashing through concrete. Cartman closed his eyes and a tidal wave from South Park River grabbed the cloakies outside and sucked them back into its murky depths.
The three landed on the roof bathed in golden light. "What the fuck are you looking at!" said Cartman.