Me: Hello folks. Welcome back to "Negima FEI!". I hope you all enjoyed the story so far (takes a bow) and here I am with Chapter 2! Special thanks to "Meloncolygeneral23" for being my first reviewer! Thank you man, seriously appreciate that. (Goes right up to your face) No, seriously, I REALLY appreciated it. (Thought no one was gonna review)
Ku Fei: Hurry hurry! I want to train Negi-bouzu!
Negi: Waaaah! We're like...50 chapters early compared to the manga!
Me: (Demonic Voice) I AM YOUR MASTER IN THIS FANFIC! YOU OBEY ME! YOU WILL LEARN KENPO DAMMIT!
Kaede: You're scaring a 10 year old TS
Me: Ahh, (coughs) right. Well then...Zazie! Say the disclaimer!
Zazie: ...
Everyone: ...
Me: Can someone translate that?
Ayaka: Zazie-san says that "TS does not own Mahou Sensei Negima. Please enjoy the show"
Everybody: (Claps for Ayaka) That's Iincho for you...
Kaede let out a sigh. She watched as others started fidgeting around. The "Welcome Negi-sensei" party was ready but Negi still hadn't arrived. After Ku Fei and her had found something for Negi to sleep on, they left the room to find him but instead ran into their friend Makie or, in their case, Baka Pink. She told them about the party and they had helped set it up. Takahata had asked Ku Fei to get Negi but that was about 15 minutes ago and neither Ku Fei or Negi were in sight. She noticed that Ayaka had just gotten up.
"Where are you going Iincho-dono?" she asks the Class Rep.
"I'm going to find Ku Fei-san. She should have been back with Negi-sensei ages ago!" she responded back.
"I think I shall join you Iincho-dono. I'm a little worried that Ku Fei-dono might have gotten lost with Negi-sensei...again-de gozaru"
"What!? She got lost with him before!? Who's the idiot that told Ku Fei-san to get Negi-sensei" she yelled.
"I would be that "Idiot" Iincho-san" Takahata said, raising his hand.
"Oh! I'm so sorry Takahata-sensei! I was just a little stressed out!" Ayaka says, covering her mouth and as she realized who she just called an "Idiot".
"No, it's alright. I should have known better when I was the one who found them this morning. Can you and Kaede-san go find Negi-kun and Ku Fei-san?" he asks.
"Yes, sensei" Ayaka says as she leaves the room.
"Yes, sir-de gozaru" says Kaede as she follows the blonde woman.
The two searched...and searched...and searched...and finally stopped after about 20 minutes. They stopped to rest at the plaza Negi and Ku Fei were at earlier.
"We checked nearly everywhere that Ku Fei-san would normally be" Ayaka sighed.
"Have you tried looking in the dorms?" came a voice above them.
"Ahh, Makie-dono...and Zazie-dono. You got sent to look for us I guess?" Kaede asks.
"...Yes..." responded Zazie in her usual, "answer in a few words or don't answer at all" speech.
"Why the dorms Makie-san?" Ayaka questions.
"Well I just thought that even if Ku Fei had gotten lost, Negi-kun would at least know where the dorms were" Makie said rubbing her head.
Ayaka, Kaede, and Zazie (mainly Ayaka and Kaede) were slightly surprised at Makie's sudden insight. Ayaka grabbed Makie by the collar of her shirt as they all headed for the dorm rooms. Kaede pointed to the way to Ku Fei and Negi's room. As they got there, they noticed the a light under the door and chatting. They stopped at listened at the door for a moment. They heard two voices which definitely sounded like Negi and Ku Fei.
"No, no, no-aru. You need to go from this position to this position by putting this inside" come the voice of Ku Fei.
"Awaaah, but it feels weird if I put it there" cries Negi.
"You will get used to it" she replies.
"Ahh, your right. I'm starting to get used to it" he says.
"Now move foward like this...then back like this" she explains.
Outside, the party was wide eyed. The Class Rep. was getting angrier with every line. Finally she busted the door down.
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" she yelled as she ran into the room.
"Eh?" said Negi in a Kenpo position with Ku Fei showing him the steps.
Ayaka and Makie both hit the ground as Kaede and Zazie walked into the room.
"Ahh, Kaede! Makie! I'm teaching Negi-bouzu Kenpo!" she cheered.
"IT SURE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE IT!" yelled both Makie and Ayaka, tears streaming from their eyes as they got off the floor.
"Then what did it sound like?" responded both Negi and Ku Fei, both with clueless expressions.
"...Too young..." Zazie responded.
"Eeeh. Be good children and never ask that again-de gozaru" Kaede said with a rather large sweatdrop on the back of her head.
"Anyway Negi-kun, come on! We have to show you something" Makie said as she grabbed Negi's arm and started pulling him with her.
"M-Makie-san! How dare you hold onto his arm like that!" yelled Ayaka as she ran after them.
"Where are we going-aruka?" Ku Fei asks.
"Ku Fei-dono..." Kaede says exasperated.
Ayaka, Makie, Ku Fei, Kaede, Zazie, and Negi all ran to the classroom. Makie pushed Negi inside as everyone in the class jumped out (except Asuna who was crouching near Takahata and was slowly trying to inch her hand toward his).
"SURPRISE! (A small "dammit" from Asuna as Takahata got up too)"
Negi jumped as they all popped up. It was a large party with a giant "WELCOME NEGI-SENSEI" banner hung on the wall. All of his students were there with Takahata and even Shizuna. He saw fruit punch and food on the table to the left of the room near the cheerleaders. There were even a few gifts on a 2nd table.
"Oh yea! I forgot there was a party-aruyo" Ku Fei admits as she knocks her head.
"W-when did you come up with this?" Negi asks as he takes a look at the food on the table.
"We felt that we caused you a lot of trouble today and we're sorry. We are really glad to have you as our teacher Negi-sensei" said Yuna as she handed him some punch.
Negi drank it as he started chatting amiably with many of the other students. He talked a to the cheerleaders who invited him to sing some karaoke which he turned down. He spoke with Asakura who asked him if he wanted to learn reporting which he also turned down. The Narutaki twins and him tried busting the pinata but it was being pulled up Akira. She was tall and they couldn't reach the pinata when she pulled it up. Ku Fei even found the panties she lost that morning, much to Negi's embarrassment since it was somehow inside his podium (courtesy of the twins). After about an hour, the party started winding down.
"M-Mana-san...I...I can barely carry this one! Where did you get an antique cannon from?" said a strained Negi as he opened his gift from Mana.
"I have a large collection of projectile weaponry" she responded calmly.
"How did you know I collect antiques?" he asked as he put the small but heavy antique cannon down.
She pointed to Asakura.
"Ahh. She's really good at her job" he said with a sweatdrop on his head.
"Ok everyone, I think it's about time you wrap this all up" Takahata announced to the class.
There was a chorus of "Yes Takahata-sensei" throughout the class. In about 10 minutes, the room was back to looking like a normal classroom and people started departing. Negi waved goodbye as people left.
"See you tomorrow Negi-kun" said Makie as she left.
"Let's have fun again soon" Konoka said as walked out.
"Hmph. I still don't accept you as our teacher" Asuna said as she followed Konoka.
Negi waited until he was the last person left, aside from Ku Fei who was waiting for him. He asked her to wait in the hall so he could go turn out the lights in the room. As he headed for the light switch on the opposite wall, he distinctly heard a sound like a sigh.
"H-Hello? Is anyone else in here?" he said aloud nervously.
Negi could have sworn he heard a gasp. He looked around for a minute before shutting out the lights. He opened the door and took one last look behind his back before joining Ku Fei in the hallway but right as he was leaving the room, he caught the words "Good-bye". He quickly spun around to Ku Fei's confusion and tried to find what caused the sound.
"What are you doing Negi-bouzu? We need to get you back to training-aruyo" Ku Fei said with a small whine.
"Ahh...I-It's nothing. Let's go Ku Fei-san" he said as he shrugged off the "Good-bye" as the wind.
"Great, I want you to wear these steel boots! They weight about 150 pounds each-aruyo! I want you to run around the dorm 10 times before going to sleep. I'll be watching you" she said as she pulled a pair of steel boots from out of nowhere.
"WAAAAAAAAH?!" Negi yelled.
Negi could have sworn he heard someone go "Oh my god" but shrugged it off. Ku Fei and Negi left the school building, Negi struggling to walk. The headed for the dorms as Ku Fei shot orders for Negi to follow.
Back at the school
Sayo looked around sadly as Negi walked away. No one sees her and no one usually hears her as well. Tonight was the first night she found someone who could hear her.
"Negi-sensei..." she said, a tone of hope in her voice.
A suddenly creaking sound made her jump. She quickly looked around the room. She sighed with relief since there was nothing there. She turned back around to come face to face with Zazie Rainyday.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she screamed as she tried to run out of the room but tripped despite having no feet.
"...Forgot Book..." Zazie said to no one in particular, he usual stolid expression plastered on her face.
Sayo sighed as she got back up. For a minute she thought Zazie could see her. The exotic girl left and Sayo was left alone once more.
"...Ahhh...It's quiet again" she said to herself as tears started streaming down her face.
The Next Day
"Negi-bouzu! Wake up!" Came the loud cry of one Chinese martial artist.
Negi awoke with a jolt, looking around.
"Huh? Wha? OW!" he said, grabbing his aching legs which were KILLING him after running around the dorm 10 times with 150 pounds on each leg last night.
"Today I need to teach you to dodge-aruyo! Then work on your speed, then power, then blocking, then stances, then..." started Ku Fei as she ranted on about what they were to do.
"Ku-Ku Fei-san! You still have school! We can't do all that!" Negi yelled.
"Of course you can-aru. You will work the whole day in this!" she said as she pulled out one of his suits.
"I always wear one of those" Negi said.
Ku Fei opened up the suit for him to see that tiny pins and needles were attached to every inch of the suit. Then she put it on a scale which promptly read over 300 pounds.
"EEEEEEEEHHHH?! THAT'S GONNA KILL ME!" Negi yelled.
"This will work on your endurance and speed-aruyo!" she smiled as she pounced on Negi to force the suit on him.
"Ahh! Negi-bouzu! Good Mor-" started Kaede as she walked in but stopped when she saw what appeared to be Ku Fei on top on Negi trying to strip him "...Please take your time-de gozaru" she finished as she tried to walk back out while bowing.
"AHHH! KAEDE-SAN! HELP MEEEEEE!" screamed Negi as she closed the door on him.
5 minutes later
"It huuuuuuurts! The pins are stabbing me! Ow! Ow! Ow! I can barely lift my arms either!" Negi complained as they walked.
"Don't worry Negi-bouzu! This really will help your endurance and speed-aruyo" Ku Fei said to her apprentice.
"Did you use this method-de gozaru?" Kaede questioned.
"Nope. I read it in a manga" she said with a blank expression.
Kaede sweatdropped as she watched Negi try to walk. He was lucky she only did the top half of his usual outfit. Negi was too busy trying to ignore the pain to listen. Kaede was impressed that he was even wearing the shirt. She heard he didn't want to learn Kenpo at first but he still seems to be going with it. She was confused as to why though.
"Negi-bouzu. I thought you said you didn't want to learn Kenpo. Why are you wearing that shirt-de gozaru?" she asks the fumbling teacher.
"Huh? Oh well..." he started while blushing which quickly disappeared as he felt some more needles poke into him "(Ow)I didn't at first but after starting, it was kind (Ow) of fun. I also didn't want to disappoint Ku Fei-san since (Ow) she seems to have such confidence in me. I do admit, she also (Ow) makes for a good instructor. Has she taught someone (Ow) Kenpo before Kaede-san?"
"Nope. You're the first person I've ever seen train under her. I didn't even know she took pupils" she said.
"R-Really? (Ow) I'm her first one? She was be naturally (Ow) gifted at teaching" he says.
Kaede looked over at Ku Fei who was walking along, oblivious to their mutterings about her. At least she appeared to be until Kaede noticed she was actually busy devouring Chao Bao Zi's Nikuman Special. Kaede sweatdropped once more.
"This is a naturally gifted teacher-de gozaru?" she though inside her own mind.
"Ahh! Negi-kun! Kaede-san! Ku Fei-san!" came a voice to their right.
The group turned around...well Kaede and Negi turned around while Kaede pulled Ku Fei back before she walked off again. Konoka and Asuna were running up to them. Well, more like Konoka was running and Asuna was being dragged along. She took a short breathe before greeting them.
"Good morning everyone" Konoka said joyously.
"Mornin" Asuna said lowly.
"Good morning Konoka-dono. Asuna-dono" Kaede greeted.
"Ah, hi Konoka-san. (Ow) Asuna-san" Negi said, receiving a "Humph" from the latter.
"Wi Korofa-fwan, Atuna-fwan (Hi Konoka-san, Asuna-san)" mumbled Ku Fei through her mouth full of buns.
"Negi-kun, are you alright. You look like you're in pain...and you're walking really slowly. You can run just as fast as Asuna-san normally" Konoka asked worried.
"Ku Fei-dono altered his top coat. It now weighs 300 pounds and has a small little needle at every quarter inch-de gozaru" Kaede said.
"K-Ku Fei-san, isn't that going a little TOO far" Konoka said while poking Negi's shirt with a large sweatdrop on her head.
They chatted with each other for a while as the slowly headed to class. They reached the classroom after a short while. Negi entered the room slowly, not noticing that Kaede just caught a blackboard eraser that nearly fell on his head. He walked up to his podium as everyone else went to their seat. He took each one into account, other then the usually missing Evangeline A.K. McDowell who he noticed never showed up once, there were the other 30 students...wait...30?! Negi took one look again.
"Wah?! 1...2...3...27...28...29. I could have sworn I saw thir-OW! That needle poked by bellybutton!" Negi thought as he took a head count without moving too much.
He stopped thinking about it as the bell rung.
"A-All stand!" came a voice behind Negi who turned around to see Nodoka speaking and the class standing "B-Bow"
"GOOD MORNING NEGI-SENSEI" came a chorus of the whole class.
"Ahh, haa, g-good morning" Negi said as he clumsily tried to bowed in his death suit.
"Take your seats" Nodoka finished as everyone sat back down.
"Ah, yes. Now would everyone please turn to page 12?" Negi said as he started his class for the day "Now can I get someone to read?"
Negi looked around moving only his neck. The Narutaki twins? They suddenly looked away from him. Mana or Zazie? Negi could have sworn he saw a different gun from the one Mana was holding pop up. Ako or Akira? Both suddenly very fascinated with their desks. Iincho? She looked enthusiastic...but maybe a little TOO enthusiastic. Asakura or Sayo? Negi caught himself there. He could have sworn he saw a person near Asakura (Who by the way was suddenly entranced with looking through her camera lens outside the window). He stared at the spot for a minute before having the feeling of someone looking at him. He turned around to the direction the feeling was coming from. Zazie looked away after he turned around. He shrugged it off as her not wanted to read as well. He needed to get to his lesson so he walked back to his podium and took out his class portfolio. He took out a penny and flipped it then. The class watched with anticipation and dread.
"Crap, he's going to call it randomly? Not me, not me" thought Makie.
"My love will make sure it picks me! Then I shall astound him with my wonderful skills. We will fall madly in love! He will pick me up and we will ride off into the sunset! Hohohoho!" Ayaka daydreamed in her head.
"Ahh, great lord in the sky. Please make sure it's not me" Misora said with her cross in her hand.
The penny finally landed on a person.
"Oh, will you please read...huh...That person isn't here" Negi says as he looks at the picture.
Seat#1 Sayo Aisaka. Now that Negi thinks about it...where has he seen this person before. As he thought that, he felt a sudden chill down his spine. It felt like something was over him but he didn't see anything. The feeling went away as suddenly as it came but he could have sworn he heard a sad voice say "Oh...". These mysterious voices have been popping up alot recently. He should probably investigate but first...
"Makie-san, please read" he says after flipping the coin again.
"EEEEEHHHH?!" she cries.
After class
All the other students had left. He was supposed to meet with Ku Fei in about half an hour. He had kind of gotten used to the needle suit. It really showed him how to do things with the least amount of movement. He slowly prepared to leave but a sudden chill swept over him again. Sayo was trying to hang onto his back although Negi can't tell.
"Ah, please don't go yet" she said.
Negi stopped. It was faint. Extremely faint. The same voice he's been hearing since yesterday. He could just barely hear it. He spun around, looking for where it came from. This time he knows it's gotta be real.
"W-who's there?" he said aloud.
"You can hear me?" Sayo asked with hope.
It was still faint but if Negi put a little bit of magic to improve his hearing, he could hear it a little bit. He just barely caught the question.
"Y-yes. I can hear you, but only a little" he said, his fear dissipating "Who are you? Where are you? Why are you talking in my head?"
"You can hear me! I'm so glad! I-I'm Sayo Aisaka" the ghost said cheerily.
"Sayo...AH! You're that girl on my roster!" Negi gasped.
"Yes, I am"
"Where are you"
"I'm right next to you"
"I don't see anyone"
"I'm a ghost"
"G-g-ghost?!" He said as he jumped away "YOWCH! Augh! I think the needles is stuck! Ow Ow Ow!"
"Negi-sensei! Are you okay?" Sayo asked concerned.
"Ouch. It's out. I'm surprised my shirt hasn't got bloodstains everywhere" Negi said.
Suddenly a bigger chill then before spread throughout his body. It mainly came from his stomach area.
"There is blood everywhere in your shirt" Sayo said as she passed through him.
Negi fell on the floor shivering, his body suddenly so numb with cold that the needles didn't even hurt him. Sayo gasped.
"Ahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't go through you again!" she wailed.
"I-It's a-al-alright S-S-Sayo-sa-san" Negi said through his chattering teeth.
"I'm causing you nothing but trouble. Even though I just wanted to be your friend...even though...even though..." she cried.
Whether it was due to her flood of emotions or Negi using a little magic to warm his body up, Negi could see a faint shadowy figure of a girl. Before he could say anything, she flew away crying.
"S-SAYO-SAN!" Negi yelled as he ran after her.
Sayo did not hear him as she tried to get away. She was really depressed. That was the only person she knew who could hear her and all she could do was hurt him...or chill him to death. She started flying higher above the school. She was lucky no one could see her since seeing a flying girl would kinda freak people out. The was already starting to set, she had been talking to Negi for nearly an hour. No one was around so she flew to the roof. Meanwhile Negi could just barely see her. He saw her fly up onto the roof of the large gym. He couldn't get up there since the Gym was locked after practice was over. The only way he could get up there was if he could fly...which he can but then Sayo would know he was a mage.
"Wait...if she's a ghost...that means she isn't a living person...which means even if she saw me using magic, she can't really tell anyone about it" Negi said to himself.
Negi took off the top half of his suit, revealing a blood red undershirt ("It was white this morning" Negi thought), since it would weigh him down. He felt amazingly light as it came off. He even tried to jump a couple times. He could jump nearly twice as high as he could before. He laughed a little until he remembered why he took it off in the first place. Closing his eyes, he envisioned his staff. It was in his room but Ku Fei and Kaede were there...which makes him remember he was supposed to meet up with his own teacher half an hour ago. He can't get his staff. He sighed, looks like he'll have to use the small wand. It can carry about as much weight as his staff but he would have to dangle from it with one hand.
"Guess I have no choice. Ras Tel Ma Scir Magister" he chanted.
Without warning, he suddenly shot up into the air. No one was around so it was safe. Sayo looked at the empty area sadly and sighed. Maybe she'll go haunt the art room instead.
"Sayo-san" came a gentle voice behind her.
She turned around to see the most amazing...and strangest sight ever. Negi was flying...err...hanging on a small little wand. She was speechless as he landed on the rooftop.
"Hello Sayo-san. I can see you alot better then before" he says.
"Negi-sensei...did you just fly?" she asked in wondering, ignoring the fact he can see her.
"Uhh, wha...Y-yes. I did" he said with his hand behind his head.
"How did you do that?" she asked, still amazed.
"I'm actually a mage, please keep it a secret. I could get turned into an ermine if anyone found out" he said with his index finger over his mouth is a "Shhh" gesture.
"Mage? Like magic?"
"Yes...were you lonely? Being a ghost and all?" he asked.
She gasped tearing up slightly. She nodded her head slowly.
"Ok then. I'll be your friend. Come here" he said as he held out his hand smiling.
With the setting sun behind his back bathing him in the orange twilight, he did not look like a 10 year old. With a blush, she grabbed his hand, which he used magic to allow her to touch.
Back at Ku Fei's room
"Ahhh! Where is he-aru? It seems alot quieter without him" Ku Fei whined.
"He's really grown on you hasn't he-de gozaru" Kaede said with a chuckle.
The door swung open as Negi walked in, his needle shirt back on.
"I'm ho-err I mean I'm back!" Negi said cheerfully.
"Negi-bouzu! Where were you-aru? You were supposed to meet me over an hour ago" Ku Fei whined again.
"I'm sorry, I had some business to take care of" he said.
Sayo had gone back to the school since the dorms were out of her range. She couldn't go that far.
"Are you done with everything?" Kaede asked.
"Yes Kaede-san" he answered.
"Great! Time for you to...WHA?! Negi-bouzu, you smell horrible-aruyo! Like blood and sweat!" Ku Fei said as she covered her nose.
"Wow, you really do-de gozaru" Kaede said as she caught a whiff.
"We're taking you to the bathhouse-aru!" Ku Fei said.
"Awww, do I have toooo?" Negi whined, his 10 year old side showing.
"Ahh, so Negi-kun doesn't like baths huh?" came a voice from the doorway.
"Konoka-dono, how long were you standing there?" Kaede asked, surprised she didn't notice sooner.
"You left your door open. I was coming to give Negi this" she said as she pulled out a bunch of clothes "He's always wearing a suit so I bought him some casual clothes"
"Ahh, thank you Konoka-san" Negi said as he took the clothes.
"No time for chatter. We need to give you a bath!" Konoka said, her maternal instincts kicking in as she grabbed Negi and ran for the bathhouse.
Ku Fei and Kaede followed the happy-go-lucky girl and their teacher.
At the bathhouse
"Woooooow!" gaped Negi as he saw the large bathhouse.
The place looked more like a tropical paradise except it's indoors and had tiles.
"This is the pride of the Mahora Dorms. Our bathhouse, guaranteed to hold over 200 girls at once" Konoka explained.
"CANNONBALL-ARUYOOOO!" yelled Ku Fei and she ran, completely naked and jumped into the pool.
"I give it a 7/10-de gozaru" she said as she pulled a card from nowhere.
"Whaa!" yelled Negi as he covered his eyes from the two naked girls in front of him.
"When did they even take their clothes off?!" he thought.
"Ok Negi, you can go into the changing room over there or let me strip you" Konoka said, looking kind of dangerous as her face was shadowed and her eyes were just two twinkling lights.
Negi ran full speed into the changing room. A minute later he came back out in swim trunks and bloodstains all over his body.
"WHA?! Ku Fei-san! You really did go too far this morning" Konoka yelled, tears streaming out of her eyes.
"It's ok Konoka-san. They were all small pricks and are already healed" Negi said.
"Great, time to go in the water" Kaede said as she jumped in.
Negi covered his eyes as she jumped in. When he opened them again, Konoka was already in the water as well. Negi suddenly remembered one important fact...
"Wait, you want me to go in there with all of you?!" he yelled.
"Come on in Negi-bouzu! The water's fine-aru!" Ku Fei yelled.
"A-as an English Gentleman, I have to give ladies their privacy when they take a ba-WHAAAAAA" he started before Ku Fei ran towards him and threw him into the pool-like tub.
"GET HIM-ARUYO!" she yelled as Kaede, Konoka, and herself grabbed Negi.
As they started scrubbing him, chattering could be heard. The bathhouse doors opened and in walked the whole entire 2-A class. Iincho was the first to walk in and spotted what appeared to be Negi about to get gang raped. Her nose suddenly started bleeding as she lost consciousness. The rest ran inside.
"LOOK! IT'S NEGI-SENSEI!" yelled Fuka.
"Negi-sensei? He's in here!" yelled Fumika.
"He's going to take a bath with us? My my" Chizuru said as she slipped into the water.
"U-waaaaaah?! Help me!" Negi yelled as suddenly half the class started moles-err, grop- err, CLEANING him.
He tried to jump out of the water but was caught by Yuna who pulled him back in.
"IN-YAAAAH! Negi-sensei, where are you touching?!" screamed Misa as Negi was flung in her direction.
"Negi-sensei is ecchi!" yelled Yuna as Negi was flung back towards her and landed in her breasts.
Yuna tossed him over to the others. He landed on Asakura.
"Ahh, you like the big breasted types don't you Negi-sensei!" she squealed.
"Ahh, Negi-sensei! Don't touch there" yelled Iincho as she hugged him into her chest.
Negi was pulled in between Chizuru, Kaede, Asakura, and Haruna who all proceeded to squeeze his face into their own chests.
"I-I don't think Negi-sensei can breathe" Yue said over the ramble.
"Ahh! Negi-sensei lost consciousness!" Konoka yelled as she grabbed him, gurgling.
The class started laughing. Finally real chatting started popping up.
"Say, I just remembered, why is Negi-sensei staying in Ku Fei's room?" Ayaka asks suddenly.
Suddenly over half the class was at attention.
"He was staying with Ku-chan and Paru?" Chao asked.
"You didn't know? I thought Ku Fei-san tells you everything" Sakurako said.
"She only told me she has an apprentice now" Chao said shrugging.
"Why would Negi stay with Ku Fei-san? I am much more suited to be his guardian! Ku Fei-san is...(Turns to look at Ku Fei who has her usual blank expression like "The lights are on but no one is home" look)..."Ayaka says, her sentence trailing off as she stares at Ku Fei.
"What do you mean your better suited for Negi-kun" Makie said.
"Why, I have a great motherly figure. He needs proper upbringing!" she says aloud.
"U-upbringing?" Negi gulped as he was still being held down by the Narutaki twins.
"Ha! I'm better suited for it" Haruna spoke up.
"Paru, he ALREADY lives in your room" Asuna said.
"I haven't slept in there ever since coming to school" she said.
"You mean...he's been living with Ku Fei-san ALONE?!" gasped Madoka.
Half of the class joined in.
"That's not fair Ku Fei-san! How come you get Negi-kun all to yourself?" Makie yelled.
"Eh?" Ku Fei said as she backed away.
"Yeah! I want to keep him!" Misa said.
"Wha?" Ku Fei got out as she backed away a little more.
"What's Ku Fei-san got that we don't have?" Sakurako yelled out.
"Wait-aru! Negi chose to sleep in my room!" Ku Fei said as she covered her head.
"What?! I'm much better looking then Ku Fei-san" Ayaka said.
"Hey hey! what's that supposed to mean" Chao said.
"I have the body and mind to take care of Negi-sensei" Ayaka said arrogantly.
"If it's about the body, Kaede-nee is better then you" the Narutaki's said at once.
"Don't I get a say in this?!" Negi yelled but no one was listening as everyone backed up, each with fire burning behind them.
Almost as though a bell just rung, there was an all out fight over Negi. Shampoo was thrown, towels were unwrapped, and water was splashed. Negi was caught in the middle of it. All this trouble over where he stays. His 10 year old mind doesn't know why.
"S-stop! Stop!" Negi yelled but was knocked away until Ku Fei caught him.
"Be more careful apprentice" she said before laughing giddily and jumping back in the fight.
Negi watched her go. He suddenly noticed just how much he doesn't want to leave Ku Fei's room. She's really nice and watches out for him despite acting like she's an airhead (which is just Negi's thoughts. She is in fact an airhead). He had to help her. But how?! He can't use magic and even if he could his staff and spare want aren't with him. Some cold water splashed on him from afar. He ignored it until...
"Cold? Cold...THAT'S IT! She must be around her somewhere" Negi thought.
"S-Sayo" he whispered so that no one else can here him.
"Yes Negi-sensei" came a response right next to him.
"Uwah?! How long were you there?" he whispered.
"Ever since the fight started" she answered.
"Good, I need you to fly through all of them. The cold should get their attention"
"Yes Sensei"
Sayo flew around for a second, apologized silently and flew. She zipped right through all of their stomachs. Instantly the fighting stopped.
"Eek!" screamed Natsumi.
"Ahh!" yelped Misora.
Many other let out a scream as they suddenly felt a numbing cold.
"W-what was that-de go-gozaru" Kaede shivered.
"It suddenly got really cold" Konoka said.
"I think you girls should get out of the baths. You probably didn't notice that it's gotten past 10 o clock" Negi appeared, eyes shut, fully clothed.
The girls all nodded, not liking the cold one bit. Negi winked at Sayo who was flying overhead. She put two thumbs up as a sign of "Good Job". The girls all left one by one until he left with Ku Fei, Kaede, Konoka, Asuna, and Sayo.
"Are you still cold Ku Fei-san?" Negi asked concerned.
"AH-CHOO! A little bit but I'm fine Negi-bouzu. You shouldn't worry about your master-aru" she said as she wiped her nose.
"Negi-kun ignored us. We were cold too" Konoka pouted slightly as she was talking to Kaede.
"I bet he doesn't even notice-de gozaru" she smiled.
"What are you two talking about" Asuna said.
"Nothing Asuna-san" Konoka said.
20 minutes later
"Good job-aru. You learned that stance quickly but I think it's sleep time" Ku Fei said as she yawned.
"R-right" Negi said as he stretched.
Ku Fei jumped onto the top half of her bunk bed as Negi laid out his futon on the floor.
"You can sleep on the bottom bunk. Paru is still sleeping with Baka leader and Honya-chan" Ku Fei said.
"No, I'm fine. Just in case she needs to come back" he said.
"Alright then. Good night-aru"
"Good night Ku Fei-san"
Ku Fei heard Negi shift in his futon and light breathing. She couldn't sleep for some reason. She didn't know why.
"I know! I'll count! 1 Nikuman, 2 Nikuman, 3 Nikuman, 4 Nikuman...what came after 4?" she thought.
A sudden sound like whimpering caught her attention. She looked down to see Negi get up.
"Negi-bouzu? Gotta use the bathroom-aru?" she asked.
Negi didn't say anything. He was still asleep. She wondered if he was sleepwalking.
"Onee-chan..." he mumbled softly as he suddenly started fumbling around in the dark.
"Wha? Onee-chan-aru?" she said aloud as she watched him move.
He suddenly turned in her direction and climb up the bunkbed.
"WHA?! Negi-bouzu! Hey-aruka!" she yelled as he climbed into her bed "Negi-bouzu! Negi-sensei! Negi! HEY!" she yelled trying to wake him up.
He suddenly clamped on to her in a strong grip. She turned as red as a tomato. She tried to push him off but, despite her strength, he stuck like super glue.
"N-Negi-bouzu! Wh-what are you doing aruka?!" she stammered, clearly uncomfortable with the contact.
"Mmm...Onee-chan..."he mumbled as he fell asleep on her lap.
Ku Fei stopped struggling. She had to admit, it was kinda cute. She's unused to getting hugged since most contact with her was usually a punch or a kick. The sudden source of heat made her drowsy.
"Awaaaah" She said drowsily "Fine...B-but only for tonight...zzzzzz"
She fell asleep with Negi still holding on to her.
Me: Just so people know. When I write, I don't plan ANYTHING! So even though I'm writing all this, even I wonder what I'll type next. Sayo found out he was a mage! Wasn't that sweet though? Poor Negi, his training is getting harder. Poor Ku Fei, the class is getting jealous, of course we can see why. What will happen next? Join us in chapter 3! The Library Arc if finally beginning.
Sayo: Yay, I came out! I got ignored for over 50 chapters. TS brought me out early!
Negi: Now I've got a ghost for a friend! At least they can't turn me into an ermine for telling her. She's technically dead!
Me: Alright. That's chapter 2! Read and Review!