A/N: I know, the last chapter was a little cheesy, but –ahem- I like my story to be just a little cheesy. By the way, the Mansion scene (or chapter, whatever you prefer to call it) won't be 'til next chapter.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, then Gaara would be the lead character, and Sasuke would of already married Sakura. Has that happened? NO, ergo, I do not own NARUTO and all of its glory.
Normal P.O.V.
(Next Day)
Sakura strolled down the sidewalk, unaware someone was following her. She placed the headphones of her MP3 player over her ears, and started 'Everytime We Touch' by Cascada. "I still hear still your voice when you sleep next to me. I still feel your touch in my dreams…" She sang melodically. Her stalker snuck up behind her. "Everytime we touch, I get this feeling. Everytime we kiss I swear I could fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast; I want this to la—" Her stalker jumped in front of her screaming. "BOO!" He yelled. Sakura returned his scream, and kicked his crotch. He gasped in pain, and toppled to the ground. "I'm so sorry Sasuke, I didn't know it was you!! Are you okay?" Sakura asked. "No, I'm no-ah! God it hurts. What is your problem?!" He yelled, obviously in pain. "I thought you were a robber or something… But, I'm really sorry!" Sakura replied. He groaned and clutched his pants. "Come to my house, it's right around the block. I can get you some ice." Sakura offered. She looked down at him with guilty eyes. "Fine. Just help me up. Without hurting me, okay?" Sasuke retorted. Sakura glared at him, not offering her hand to him. "Sorry, but you know I'm in a lot of pain, right?" Sasuke asked. Sakura held out her hand, letting him know that she forgave him for saying that. Sakura pulled him up and flashed a know-it-all smile. Sasuke just rolled his eyes at this, knowing she planned on torturing him.
"So where is it? You said it was right around the block." Sasuke asked. "It is, but you stopping every millimeter isn't helping us go anywhere." Sakura replied. He scoffed at her saying that. "We're here now." She added. "Nice place, too bad it doesn't have a balcony." Sasuke said. "It does, it's just around back. And why would that be a bad thing?" Sakura informed. "Oh. If it had a balcony out front you could see the constellations at night." Sasuke replied. "I still can, just not as well. Besides, I'm too busy to be star gazing most of the time." Sakura said. They walked into the house, and into the kitchen. Sakura reached her hand in the freezer, and pulled out a bag of ice, which Sasuke hesitantly put over his crotch. Sasuke sat on a stool near the counter. "How much does it hurt?" Sakura asked. Sasuke didn't so much as reply, as he yelped as Sakura dropped another bag ice on his crotch, completely on purpose. "I take it really bad." Sakura teased. Sasuke growled before standing up and asking, "Where's the bathroom?" She gave a small chuckle and replied, "Down the hall, and to the right. It is the only room with a sign on the door." Sasuke walked down the hall, following her instructions. Sasuke finally reached the bathroom, slowly extending his arm to knock. Knock, knock; is the noise the echoed through the house. No answer. Sasuke turned the knob, and walked in. He placed the ice bags on the sink, and rushed to the toilet. He sighed in relief as he took a much-needed leak. "Thank god, I swear I was going to piss my pants." Sasuke said to himself. "I could tell." Sakura replied. Sasuke zipped his pants up and asked, "What was that?" "I said; I could tell. You kept squirming, and wriggling. I was about to laugh my butt off." Sakura replied, in between her small chuckles. "You know it's really impolite to listen to someone in the bathroom." Sasuke interjected between her now riotous laughs. "Whatever, you big baby. I have to go pick Gaara up from the library, and I suggest you leave before Temari gets home, Ino said she's mad." Sakura became serious. "Hn." The simplest reply Sasuke ever gave. Yet, it said so much. "Bye!" Sakura yelled, heading out her front door. "She's weird." Sasuke said, again to himself.
A/N: I know, this chapter isn't all too long. But it's better than nothing, right? Besides I only had forty minutes to come up with it, write it down, edit it, and submit it. Granted it shouldn't take too long to do the last three stated, I am not very good about remembering how to add a chapter…. Toodles!