A/N: I should update 'We're All Insane', but I'm really into creating new chapters for this. Because at first it was just a request, but now it's a story I think I will continue working on. I mean I would keep working on it anyway, just not as often.

DISCLAIMER: I'm no guy named Misashi Kishimoto. Ergo, me no own Naruto.

Yesterday was pretty... Eventful. But want to know something weird about today? I don't remember waking up. Nope, not at all. I just remember walking to the Kyuuketsuki Mansion, which I'm now standing in front of.

It's bright outside, you know that? I don't want to go inside. I don't want to have to. But hell, that's my punishment for back-talking. It's warm, and fairly windy too. I have to clean the whole damn thing; with Sasuke of course.

Why should I go inside? I could clean the outside. That's a nice thought. But who am I kidding? I'm freaked about going inside.

Neko told me Sasuke is a vampire. Granted she's one of my closest friends, but should I believe her? She says I'm skeptical about that, and over-analytical. And that I'm sobossy (But what does that have to with anything?) Plus I'm extremely obsessed over Sasuke (What was your first clue?) that I'm missing the obvious signs.

She says he's a pure bred vampire (Making him sound like a dog much? Well can't expect her to pretend she likes him in the least.)

The signs would be, staring every time somebody cuts themselves around him (If somebody is hurt wouldn't you too?) his eyes turn from obsidian black to a crimson red, which she says is some sort of chemical change in his blood. The chemical change is called Sharigan, and only pure breds have that ability. Ooh, and plus Neko told me the first ever reported vampire in history held the name Uchiha. It is probably some typo.

Who am I kidding? I know for a fact Itachi, Sasuke's older brother, is indeed a vampire. Sakura stop changing the subject!

IF, and that's a big if, Sasuke is a vampire, I sure as hell don't want to be alone with him. The thought of him drinking blood, MY BLOOD, scares me. Neko thinks a stone cold bastard (Please excuse the language) and sometimes I agree. I don't think she hates him, but there's no way in hell she's going to admit she's like a sister to him. Sakura, stop beating around the bush!

I knocked on the door, not expecting an answer. I squeezed my way in through the crack in between the heavy door and the frame. "Hello!" I called out, not expecting an answer. But of course, I didn't get one. "Sasuke?" I yelled through the musty air. God, this place should be condemned. Again, no answer. But what should I expect? A plate of cookies, and a quick snogging from my long time crush? Neko's really rubbing off on me, I mean 'snogging'? Seriously... But on a serious note; where is Sasuke? He is not bailing on me. No way would he do that, especially if he wanted not to get even further into trouble.

I took a seat in the ballroom, on a small wooden piano bench. The piano was, at some point, beautiful, and probably played well too. I wandered out of the ball room, and upstairs. Dusty, filthy, wet, and... covered with ivy?

I traveled into the kitchen, I was hungry. Although a house that hasn't been touched for over 200 years, is not the best place to look. But it was surprisingly clean. Okay, fridge check; suspicions confirmed, there is food. WAIT! A fridge?! In a ancient house?! Oh no, does someone live here?!

"Sorry Socks, that I never told you where I lived." Said a girl with an Australian accent. "Neko you live here?" I asked. "Yup, but not alone. I live with Sora, and Ryu, and Amaya. But didn't I tell you to call me Mida?" Mida said, while rummaging through the fridge. I'm REALLYhungry. " I can hear your hungry. Take this 'Nana bread, it's delicious!" She shoved the container in my face. I smiled, which she knew meant thanks. "Did you finish the Orb spell Mida?" I asked, while stuffing my face. "Last night, I even tried it. Actually it should be in affect right now." I choked. "What?!" She downed a soda. "You're dreaming right now. Anything you dream about should happen, or I royally screwed the bugger up." She cocked her head slightly to the right and smirked."This bites. Here I thought I was having a nice conversation, and enjoying a real piece of bread!" Too bad... "Socks, the bread is real, just not really in yourhands. Besides wouldn't you love to know the future? To know if Sasuke and you are gonna have a snog fest? " She was chuckling. I sighed.

Believe me, I barely resist the urge to pin the stupid Uchiha against the wall, and kiss him 'til he begs for air. Ha, an Uchiha, begging for air, or anything really, was a funny thought. "Hey Socks, want some make believe cocoa?" I nodded. Cocoa, real or not, was good.

Then it donned on me; why am I cleaning HER house? "I know what you're thinking," she sipped her drink, "it's unfair to clean my house. I'm sorry that you have to clean my house. And I'm sorry I can't stay, it's my round at the clinic in a few. But I need to leave now, bye Socks!" She left me. All alone, in a creepy house. With a supposed vampire coming. I should be fine; I do know quite a few spells after all.


In a flash there was a scene change. Can that just happen? Apparently...

I have groceries in my hand, and I'm walking through the front door.

Naruto's in the kitchen whimpering; no crying. Blood pooled around him, soaking his clothes. I go past him, to the basement door. Where there was a blood trail. "Sakura no don't! He's down there!" I should've listened.

Blood trailing down the stairs. "Mayday... Damn it Kiba, I said Mayday... why don't you ever listen?" "Mida, Are you alright?!" I asked. "I'll be fine, but you need to leave NOW!"

Too late.

Sasuke had pinned me down, and bit into my neck. God, it hurts! But no matter how hard I try I can't seem to be able to move. He notices my discomfort, and bites harder.

TO BE CONTINUED

A/N: I'm immediately posting the next chapter, but I like suspense.