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Alright, this is a parody of Kingdom Hearts and The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. The cast are as follows:
Kiara - Kairi
Kovu - Sora
Simba - Roxas
Nala - Olette
Timon - Donald
Puumba - Goofy
Zazu - Riku
Vitani - Naminé
Zeara - Larxene
Nuka - Demyx
Scar - Xemnas
Rafiki – Hayner
Mufasa - Yen Sid
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Didja say something, princess?" said Donald.
"I'm not JUST a princess, ya know. That's only HALF of who I am!" Kairi protested,
"HEY! What's that!!" she said, pointing. She ran off to the Lands That Never Were. She then proceeded to run into something... or someone.
"You are you? ... Destinylander." the boy, whose hair seemed to defy gravity, growled dangerously.
"What are you doing?" he said, giving Kairi a 'what the heck?!' look.
"My Father says to never turn your back on a Nobody!" she declared.
"You always do what daddy says?" he taunted.
"NO!" she cried indignantly.
"Bet you DO, bet you're 'daddy's little girl'. Ha ha." he said condescendingly.
"A Nobody doesn't need anybody, I take care of myself." he said, smirking.
"Really? Cool." she said.
"AAHHH!!" they screamed. A pack of Heartless had found them.
"Run!" he said.
"This way!" she said, leading him by the arm towards the Destiny Lands. Huffing and puffing, they slowed their pace.
"That was a close one." he said.
"Yeah." she agreed.
LATER, AFTER MUCH VIOLENCE:
"Man, did you see the size of those TEETH? They were going rawr, rawr, rawr, hehe hehe. I jumped on his head and I popped him so good... and we make such a good team. And you were really brave..." Kairi said.
"Yeah, you were pretty brave too. My name's Sora." he said with a smile.
"I'm Kairi." she responded, "Tag! You're it! Tag, you're it, you're it! He, he, he..." not receiving a response, she tried again: "HELLO? You run, I tag, get it? What's the matter? Don't you know how to play?" she said. She was rewarded with another 'what the heck?!' look.
"Ohh." she said.
Kairi dropped into a fighting stance. Sora seemed to relax a bit, "Grrr." he said playfully.
"YYYAAAHHHHHH!!" Roxas charged at Sora, Oathkeeper and Oblivion drawn. A dark portal appeared in between Sora and Roxas. A woman in a black cloak appeared from inside the lighting. She stood protectively in front of Sora.
"Larxene." Roxas growled.
"Roxas?" Larxene said with lethal glee. She prepared to strike, but then saw that Roxas had brought others.
"Olette."
"Larxene." Olette hissed.
"Donald. Goofy." Donald said, "Great, now that we all know each other... GET OUT OF OUR DESTINYLANDS!!"
"YOUR Destinylands?! These lands belong to XEMNAS!!" Larxene hissed with no small amount of anger.
"I banished you from the Destinylands. Now you, and your young child, GET OUT." Roxas demanded.
"Oh. Haven't you met my son, Sora? He was hand-chosen by Xenams to follow in his footprints, and become king." she angrily declared. Roxas growled at the child. Sora whimpered, shaking.
"Pfft. That's not a king." Donald said, "It's a spiky haired maraca."
"SORA was the last born, before YOU exiled us to the Lands That Never Were. Where we have little food, less water." Larxene said.
"You know the penalty for returning to the Destinylands!" Roxas accused.
"But the child does NOT." she countered.
"However," she continued, "if you NEED your pound of flesh;" she pushed Sora towards Roxas, "here." Roxas looked at the frightened child.
"Take him, and get out." Roxas said, "We're finished here." He turned to Kairi.
"Oh, no, Roxas. We have barely begun..." Larxene said, cackling. She turned, took Sora's hand, and a dark portal, they were gone.
The rest went towards the castle. Olette turned, "Roxas?" He gestured for her to go on ahead. He looked at Kairi.
"Hehe..." she laughed nervously, flashing him a cheesy grin. His frown didn't waver.
"Kairi, what did you think you were doing?" he questioned, "You could have been killed today."
"But, Daddy, I didn't mean to disob-" she began.
"I'm telling you this because I love you," he explained, "I don't want to lose you."
"I know..." she said sadly.
"If something happened to you," he hugged her, "I don't know what I'd do."
"One day, I won't be here, and I need you to carry on in my place." he said sadly, "You are part of The Great Circ-"
"- Circle of Life," she tiredly recited, "I know."
"Exactly. And you need to be careful." he went into lecture mode, "As future queen-"
"What if I DON'T wanna be queen? It's no fun..." she whined.
"That's like saying you don't want to be a Keyblade wielder. It's in your blood, as I am." he countered, "We are part of each other." She huffed. He pushed her into a bush, then flashed her his own cheesy grin. She smiled back, hugging him.
(A/N: Singing – Roxas Kairi)
As you go through life you'll see,
There is so much that we,
Don't understand.
And the only thing we know,
Is that things don't always go,
The way we plan.
But you'll see every day,
That we'll never turn away.
When it seems,
All your dreams,
Come undone.
We will stand by your side,
Filled with hope,
And filled with pride.
We are more than we are,
We are one.
If there's so much I must be,
Can I still just be me?
The way I am?
Can I trust in my own heart?
Or am I just one part,
Of some big plan?
Even those who are gone,
Are with us as we go on.
Your journey has
Only begun.
Tears of pain,
Tears of joy.
One thing nothing
Can destroy:
Is our pride.
Deep inside,
We are one!
We are one,
You and I.
We are like the earth and sky.
One family under the sun.
All the wisdom to lead,
All the courage that you need,
You will find when
You see:
We are one.
"As long as you live here," Roxas told her, "it's who you are. You'll understand someday."
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