Warnings: Well, slight Sakura-banishing and such anyway, enjoy!
It was finally homeroom. Naruto casually walked in and slid in his seat, Kiba following soon after. As Naruto sat down, a few girls stood above him. Cocking his eyebrows, he turned to them slowly. "Can I help you?" he asked. The pink haired one just scoffed.
"Yes, you can help us by not talking to Sasuke-Kun!" Kiba turned to them and growled. "You can't tell us who we can and can't talk to, Sakura." he said and Sakura glared at him. The blonde haired girl just smirked.
"No need to sweat over these idiots, Sakura, they're not worth the time." Said girl walked over to Kiba and sighed. "You don't know who you're messing with, Kiba. Better watch your tongue, might get it cut off."
A small chuckle erupted from behind her. " Your puns suck badly, you know that?" The blonde girl turned in annoyance. "You brat!" Naruto turned to her and laughed.
"I'm the brat? I'm not the one who goes around treating other people like dirt, for one. You girls go around and bully other's you think aren't good enough to hang out with you and frankly that's just sad."
Sakura turned to Naruto and growled. "Don't you dare talk to us like that, loser!" Naruto smirked. "I'm the loser? As far as I can see, you're the loser."
Sakura gasped. "Not only that, you seem to like attention." Naruto cuffed his head in him palms. "You like attention, ne?" Sakura just stared as Naruto got up and walked towards the window. "You are the worst girls I've ever met. You people seem to be of a different species. You are so ugly, you can make a monkey cry!." he yelled.
Sakura blushed angrily at the statement. Kiba looked at Naruto in disbelief. "Sakura, you're the worst. You the most disgusting baishenfuI've ever seen. You have no life, no real friends, and no guy would want you. What girl has pink hair? Like seriously?!" Naruto snorted and continued.
"You just a sad girl making a sad attempt to get attention. What's wrong, S-A-K-U-R-A? Gonna cry? Is the big ugly, fat, dumb, baishenfu gonna cry?" Naruto teased.
Surprisingly, she did. Bawled actually. Pleased with his results, he sat back down and laughed inwardly.
'Got her'
The rest of the class stared at the seen before them, including the teacher. Naruto looked away from the teacher's gaze. Kiba did too and sighed. "Naruto, I can't believed you finally did that." he smirked. Naruto chuckled. "About time I did too."
The teacher sighed and walked over to the crowd. "Naruto, what happened?" he asked. Naruto sighed. "Kakashi-sensei, they started with us. Well Sakura mainly. She told me not to talk to Sasuke. He's one of my best friends." To this, Ino scoffed. "Tch. Yeah right." Kakashi sighed. "Ino…" he warned. "Sorry." she lied.
Getting back to the problem at hand, he turned to Naruto and leaned up to his ear. "We'll discuss this later, okay?" he whispered and Naruto nodded. Naruto turned to Kiba after Kakashi went back to his desk. "Bad news."
Kiba blinked. "What?"
"I'm getting detention."
"Nani?!"
"Shhh! God, do you want everyone to hear?"
"iie. Gomen…"
"Anyway, it's only to talk about what happened. After that I'll see you in the front of school, okay?"
Kiba nodded and sighed. "Always getting in trouble, Whiskers?" he said, causing him to blush.
"K-Kiba!" Kiba laughed loudly as the bell rang for the end of school.
Lokii-Chan. Lokii-Chan
Naruto leaned on Kakashi's desk and waited…
And waited…
And waited…
And waited…
And sighed. Kakashi wasn't coming soon, he thought and went to look at the window. He peered through the trees and looked at Sasuke's house. From where he was, he could see everything. His TV, bed, closet (A/N: And knows NEVER to go in.), dressers and pictures. Turning away, the door opens. In came Kakashi.
"Finally…" he said under his breath. He walked up to him.
"Kakashi, why were you-" And there stood Iruka, angered and upset. "I-Iruka-sensei?!"
"Don't call me that, Naruto, it's after school." he said and turned to Kakashi.
"What did he do this time?" he asked. Kakashi just sighed.
"Sakura and her friends picked a fight with Naruto and his friend." he said. Iruka pinched his temple.
"About?"
"Sasuke."
Iruka groaned. 'Figures…'
Naruto only sighed and looked at Iruka. "But for a good reason! They told us we couldn't talk to him or anything, just because they want him for their selves! They know they can't ever have him, 'cause he's MINE!" he growled. Kakashi raised and eyebrow while Iruka just blushed.
Naruto looked at Iruka. "Iruka?"
"He's…yours?"
Naruto blushed heavily. "T-That's not what I meant! I mean he's our best friend!" he retorted. Kakashi walked over to his desk and passed him a slip. Naruto looked at it confused. "What's this for?" "To show you're not going to detention. I put in that you were for after school, but seeing as how it was just a misunderstanding…" 'And a few other things…' "I'm gonna let this slide. Besides, isn't there somewhere you have to be, Naruto?" he asked. Naruto blushed and looked away.
Iruka chuckled. "Well, Naruto let me bring you to Sasuke's then. Heard you're going to one of Itachi's parties, I'm honored to have you go." Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Why?" "Well for one reason, Itachi's family owns Uchiha corp., a fine corporation non the less." Naruto only smiled. "I see, Iruka, let's hurry! Oh, and Sasuke said I'm sleeping over tonight. Can I since it's Friday?"
Iruka smiled and nodded at the blonde boy. Naruto giggled. "Yes! Finally, going to sleep over at Sasuke-teme's house!" he said while dancing. Kakashi gave each other looks and looked back at the dancing boy. Iruka cleared his throat. "Ahem."
Naruto looked at him and blushed. "Gomen, come on let's go!" Iruka nodded and walked out the front doors and towards his car.
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Lokii-Chan: Cha! I liked this chappy! How 'bout you guys?
Naruto: I'd give it a ten for letting me tell Sakura off, Dattebayo!
Kiba: Ten, like Naruto said, that was cool.
Sakura: I'd give this a zero. Seriously, how could you make Naruto-kun yell at me like that?
Lokii-Chan: Who asked you?
Sakura: …
Sasuke: Even thought I wasn't here, I heard from my resources that Naruto told Sakura off. Is it true?
Lokii-Chan, Naruto & Kiba: Hai
Sasuke: Then I'll give it an 100.
Sakura: S-Sasuke?
Sasuke: She deserves it. She IS ugly
Sakura: … (Goes home and cries.)
Naruto: Typical. Anyway, let's hope the next chappy is better, dattebayo!
Lokii-Chan: And what did you mean by that?
Naruto: Nothing, dattebayo…
Sasuke: Anyway-
Kiba: -Anyway, see you next time, Ja Ne!
Sasuke: …