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Alright, this is a parody of Kingdom Hearts and The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. The cast are as follows:
Kiara - Kairi
Kovu - Sora
Simba - Roxas
Nala - Olette
Timon - Donald
Puumba - Goofy
Zazu - Riku
Vitani - Naminé
Zeara – Larxene
Nuka - Demyx
Scar - Xemnas
Rafiki - Hayner
Mufasa - Yen Sid
Hayner sat on the hill that his hut occupied as he talked to the spirit of Yen Sid – Roxas' father. "Oh, Yen Sid, everyday Kairi grows more beautiful; into a queen that will someday make us all very proud." Hayner said, then he frowned, "But this child Sora grows stronger, and Larxene fills his heart with hate. I am very worried, Yen Sid, thing are not going well, no." A breeze ruffled his hair. "Hm? You have a plan? What? Sora? Kairi? Together? This is the plan?" He paused. "ARE YOU CRAZY?! THIS WILL NEVER WORK!" he yelled, "Oh, Yen Sid, You've been up there too long, your head is in the clouds!" The wind blew hard in his face. "OK, OK, OK, alright, OK!" he said admitting defeat, "I don't think this is going to work, but I trust you." The breeze flew up into the sky as he called after it: "I JUST HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!"
"You are ready! Nice, very nice!" Larxene said as she circled an 18 year old Sora, "You have the same blackness in your soul that Xemnas had. What is your destiny?"
"I will avenge Xemnas; take his place in the Destinylands." Sora replied.
"Yes. What have I taught you?" Larxene asked.
"Roxas is the enemy." Sora answered.
"And what, must, you, DO?" Larxene asked with lethal glee.
"I must KILL him." Sora said; a burning hatred in his eyes. All of the exiled Nobodies roared in approval.
Meanwhile off at Destiny Rock, A celebration was underway: Princess Kairi's first heartless hunt.
"Hmm. You'll do just fine." Olette told her daughter lovingly as she hugged Kairi. Kairi looked over her mother's shoulder at her father.
"Daddy? You have to promise to let me do this on my own. Promise?" Roxas looked to his wife, Olette in turn, gave him one of her patented 'well, go on' looks.
"Alright. –sigh– I promise." he said. She ran to her father and hugged him run to the gate. Kairi turned to look happily at them once more before running to the plains. He watched her go before turning to Donald and Goofy.
"Make sure she doesn't get hurt." he told them.
Kairi was in the tall grass watching a pack of heartless. She drew her Keyblade, preparing to strike. But then, she went snapped a twig. Loudly. Alerted to her presence, they ran as she pursued them.
At the same time events were unfolding at the Keyblade Graveyard, "This place is even creepier since the chasers ran off." Demyx shuddered. Naminé rolled her eyes.
"I'm not scared, OK. –EEP!!– I just don't get why we have to be here, that's all. If Sora's so SPECIAL, why does he need us? I never had a CHANCE!" Demyx said. Having found two Keyblades that could shoot fire, (A/N: Yes, I know that Keyblades choose their wielders. My story, my rules.) Naminé handed him one.
"Well, come on. Kairi has started her hunt, we have to move quickly." Demyx took the Keyblade and looked at the end. It blasted him.
"WHOA!! FIRE!!" he yelled as he ran to catch up with Naminé.
"Tango, Charlie, Alpha. What's your position?" Donald ask Goofy, who was in the bushes nearby.
"Uh... Head turned slightly to the left. Tail, erect." Goofy reported. Slapping a hand to his forehead, Donald muttered
"Why do I bother?" Looking through a telescope, he located Kairi and said "Ah ha." Kairi was stalking another pack of heartless. She saw a loose rock and stepped over it, but she accidentally hit it with her other foot. They, too, were made aware of her location, and bolted. Kairi gave chase once more. Unfortunately for Donald and Goofy, the heartless ran towards them: "AAAHHHHHHH!!" they shrieked. Once they were gone, the duo looked after them.
"This must be where the deer and the antelope play!" Donald declared. The pair turned around, and saw Kairi breathing heavily. Donald laughed nervously.
"Donald, What are you doing here?" she demanded.
"Ehh... Shopping. We thought a nice pelt for den." Goofy nodded.
"Some throw pillows, a little poppery...?" he lied hopefully.
"My Father sent you. After he PROMISED to let me do this on my own; he LIED!" she deduced, correctly.
"No... He just doesn't want you to get hurt." Donald futilely explained. "I should have known he'd never give me a real chance!" She angrily declared, "I'll do this on my own; AWAY from the Destinylands!" She pushed past them, and ran off. The duo stood for a moment, stunned.
"Hey, wait. Come back!" they cried, and chased her, all the while pleading for her to return. Then, they lost her.
"Oh. She's gone AGAIN! Somebody's gotta get a beeper for this kid!" Donald panted.
She ran into the view of Demyx and Naminé. "Let's light FIRE!!" Demyx eagerly said. Naminé snickered as she lit a path of fire that would herd the princess towards Sora.
"Wha ha-ha!! Roasted tasty princess. Roasted tasty princess!" Demyx said to himself in a sing-song voice. "Hey is it hot in here, or is that just me?" Demyx asked. His hair was on fire, but he put it out with some water. He then dumped water all over himself so he could get through the fire. Naminé rolled her eyes. How typical of Demyx to light a ring of fire around himself.
"Come on!" she hissed, dragging him away.
Kairi was chasing the heartless, again. She had not made any noise but they ran anyway. Suddenly, every animal in the forest was running towards her at top speed. a few seconds later she saw why: a fire. She turned and ran as well. A mile or so away, two figures stood alone. Both were wearing cloaks, hiding their identities. "The plan is in motion." The first figure said, revealing herself to be Larxene, "Go." The second remained silent, but started running towards the princess.
Back at Destiny Rock Castle, Roxas was in front of the gates, pacing. "Don't worry, Roxas. She'll be fine. What could happen?" Riku said, trying to assure the restless monarch. Roxas turned to pace some more, then did a double take: the plains were on fire.
"No. NO!" Roxas yelled, "Kairi!!" He dashed off to the plains. "Riku! Teleport ahead! Find her!" he instructed.
Kairi, in the meantime, was running, trying to escape the wildfire. She skidded to a halt because her path was blocked. Then she took a sharp turn right and continued to run at top speed. She came to a fire free spot, but then began to cough and hack because of the smoke. She collapsed. Before she passed out, however, she saw a cloaked figure standing over her. He growled. She finally passed out. He squatted down beside her and picked her up. Adjusting his hold on her, he held her as though he were giving her a piggy-back ride. He then proceeded to run at an alarming speed. He couldn't stop fast enough to avoid falling into a river, however. He lost his hold on her and she began to sink. Taking a deep breath, he dove after her. Holding the back of her shirt, he swam to the opposite shore. Riku teleported to the edge of the hill that the two had just tumbled down. Seeing the princess: "I must tell Roxas!" he said to himself anxiously. He teleported away.
The still cloaked man dragged the princess ashore. She coughed a few times before asking no one in particular, "Where am I?"
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