A/N: We're baa-aaack!
Disclaimer: As of yet, we don't own any of anything mentioned at any time in this fanfic. But our lawyers are working on it. However, we do have Johnny Depp tied up in the closet. :)
And if you couldn't tell that we were joking there... just don't bother to read any more of this.
Once again, this chapter is pretty strange XD But that's just our sense of humor. Most of it makes much more sense to us, considering it uses a LOT of references to things we love. Actually... if you know where any of those references are from (or what the references are) you may just get a sweet day with Edward/Will/Johnny. Night included. ;)
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Chapter 1
EDWARD'S POV
I was called here for a very strange reason:
To save someone! I'm going to be a hero! Yay!
A stranger called and said he had two women held hostage. And if I didn't come he would…
GIVE THEM HAIRCUTS.
Which I assume means he'll cut them up and bake them into pies.
Just a hunch. My vampy sense was really tingling during the phone call. The caller did, after all, sound like the type of character who would do that. He wouldn't stop singing…
Maybe I'm just too obsessed with Sweeney Todd…
In another car…
WILL TURNER'S POV
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Strangers about to give two women haircuts can never be trusted.
What if he saws their brains off with the razor?!
Wait a second…
Oh my gosh, I've got to drive faster to stop the culprit with my super piratey skills!!
In yet another car…
AMY LEE'S POV
My wounds cry for the grave…
A stranger—I'm pretty sure it was Johnny Depp—called and told me Narnia is in some timeshare house.
My soul cries for deliverance…
Narnia
Will I be denied…
Aslan
Christ…
Tumnus
Tourniquet…
Wardrobe
My suicide…?
In the final (I promise) car…
BELLA'S POV
I am in a very serious delimma. As usual.
Not only have I been bound and blindfolded quite brutally by my own brother, but he shoved us in a taxi and won't tell us where he's taking us.
But that's not the worst of it… I think I broke my wrist.
ALICE'S POV
I was put next to Bella by my brother. At least I think it was Bella…
Gosh, I really have to pee.
JOHNNY DEPP'S POV
… I am evil Johnny, I am evil Johnny…
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A/N: The Little Spanish Flea shall rule the world.
That may just become our trade-mark phrase... We went on this Little Spanish Flea craze at one point, so we constantly sang that song.
We'll try to update Saturdays and Wednesdays/Thursdays.
Over and out! (heheh, cheesiest phrase ever)
-Alice and Gabriella-