Ordon Village Part 1
Link: Hey Fado.
Fado: Wat up dawg.I think your possy is taking a crap at the Ordon Spring.Go get her and get ya ass at the hood.
Link: ...
Fado: JUST GET THE DAMN HORSE!!
Link enters Ordon Spring and finds Ilia tring to stangle Epona
Link: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
Ilia:puts away ropeHey Link I washed your horse.
Link: Oh ok. Thanks. Im just going to take her now.
Ilia: Wait! First play the song that Epona hat-loves!
Link:plays song
Epona runs to Links house.Link chases her.
Link enters Ordon with Epona.
Link:Hey Sera.Your fat.
Sera:No Im not!
Link:Yes you are.
Sera:You better shut up before I sit on you!
Link:Oh #!Hey Beth.
Beth:just stares
Link:Look I know your Emo but you can talk!
Beth:Falls over
Link:Hey Hanch.
Hanch:WTF are you looking at!I hate the #ing world!I got #ing monkeys stealing # out of my shop and my wife is a fat!
Link:No wonder noone likes you.
Link:Walks over to Colin,Uli,and RuslHey Colin!
Colin:Im making a fishing rod so you can cacth fish and take them to my house so we can play with them.Then we can take my dads sword and kill people!
Link:...Hey Uli!
Uli:Hey Im pregnant! Feel my stomach!
Link:Im temted but your husband would kill me.Hey Rusl.
Rusl:I would kill you for throwing me in the spring but my wife Likes you to much.
Link:Walks over to Mayer BoHey.Nice mustach.
Bo:Its not a mustach.Its horns!Im an elephant!WEEE!!
Link:Walks over to ranch aka:the hood