Ordon Village Part 2
Link used Epona to get to Fado
Fado:Yo yo fo shizzle.
Link:Stop talking like that.
Fado:Just put the goats in the barn.
Link:How?
Fado:Whoop them in.Hands Link a whip
Link:So why did I bring the horse?
Fado: Because you look like a pimp when your on you horse.
Link "whooped" all the goats in the barn.
Fado:Ill set up the fences.
Link:Why would I need fences?
Fado:Well then I wont set the gates up.Get yo ass home.You dont have to work tommorow.I dont think the gaots would like it.
Next day
Talo:Link!Guess what!You need to wake up!I have to tell you something!
Link gets out of house
Link:What the do you little kids want?
Malo:There selling a slingshot at the store!
Link:And??
Talo:Just buy it!Then Ill tell you what we will do.
Link enters Ordon Village.
Jaggle:You are gay!
Link started climbing up the vines.
Link:You are going to pay for that!
Jaggle:What are you going to do about it?
Link got on top of the rock and grabbed Jaggle and ripped him in half.Link grabbed Jaggles heart.He got a heart Contanier!
Link jumped over to the rock to the rock with the piece of grass.
Link:plays song
Link aims the hawk at the bee hive and the bee hive falls on Hanch ending his deppression.Link jumped over to Hanchs body and took his heart.He now has three hearts!His,Jaggles,and Hanchs!
Uli:Link my craddle!The monkeys are humping it!
Link got the craddle and gave it to Uli.
Uli:Hey link...Come to my house...I have to show you something...on my bed...
30 mins later
Uli:That was fun!I think I have twins now!Heres A fishing rod and 30 rupees!
Link:Thanks...
Link left to the store.
Uli:mutteredDamn he does it better than Rusl...