Humpty Dumpty version by Dustpelt
Gingerstar14: Ha!! Here's the Humpty Dumpty... and to Whitestom13 (I forgot to put this) I'm not on crack but obviously some of the warriors are... 0.o
AND PLUS I'M A KID (basically, I'm not in high school yet so it's out of the question) SO NO CRACK!! errr this makes me crazy.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a log
Humpty Dumpty was in a bog
All the frogs eggies and all the frogs legs
couldn't find Humpty a nice place to play 'pegs'
"Ummmmm what's pegs?" Squirrelflight asked.
"IT"S A GAME!!"
"NO DIP!!"
"THEN WHY THE (beep) DID YOU (beepin') SAY THAT!?"
Squirrelflight stared. "Well..."
Bramblestar ran out of his den. "What was THAT?"
Ashfur rolled on the ground laughing, and Foxkit and Icekit stared. Then they ran into the nursery laughing.
"Where did you learn THAT?!" Came Ferncloud's voice from the den.
"DADDY!" Icekit yowled.
Ferncloud stomped out of the nursery. "DUSTPLET!!"
"Ummmm Dustpelt your mate spelled your name wrong." Ashfur meowed, grinning.
Dustpelt took a light saber from Darth Maul and slammed Ashfur's head.
"WHO LET THE GUYS FROM STAR FRICKEN WARS IN HERE?" Bramblestar yelled, bonking Berrypaw on the head with a stick.
"WHY THE FUU..." Berrypaw trailed off, when Bramblestar glared at him, the finished, "FUUUUREAK DID YOU DO THAT??"
"YOU LET DARTH MAUL IN OUR FRICKEN CAMP!!"
By now, Icekit and Foxkit were dancing around the elders den cussing, and Mousefur was yelling something about not being in Tennesee for way to long.
Longtail was jumping up and down and running into cats, and the apprentices started a bonfire.
"PUT THAT (beepin') FIRE OUT!!" screamed Bramblestar.
Yes, Bramblestar had everything under control.