Chapter 2

Locked in a Castle

Whoa, three reviews, before my second chapter! Neat! Oh ya, I figured what was wrong with my paragraphs, and grammar like that, and such! I've found a way to fix everything before it goes into the story! So don't worry about it being hard to read anymore! Anyway, I'm going to bring... I don't know... Oscar? Yes! Oscar! To do the disclaimer!

Oscar: "Why should I?"

Me: "BECAUSE! If you don't I will get my killer axe!"

Oscar: "Ok, ok... Sheesh. Beret does not own anything close (apart from my game) to Fire Emblem, or Nintendo.

"Yes, yes. My good Fire Emblemiums. It's good to see you are all well. I would very much like it if those of you who have rooms to go to that Reception Room, and the rest follow me." Said Master hand, quite loudly, over the crowd. He floated over to a door and it mystically opened. "Please, enter, Fire Emblemiums who have a room already."

All the people who had a room walked into the lobby muttering curses like; "Fighting wars was better than this crap."

"I hate that hand so much." Muttered Ike.

"Ike! How do you know him?!" Demanded Elincia.

"Errr... Long story, I'll fill you in later.

"Oh, oh sweet! My favourite foods! There all here!" Shouted Edward! "This is so cool!"

"Edward, your drawing attention to yourself." Said Nolan, Nervously...

"I don't care! This is sooo cool!!"

"Yeah, well I do care! So stop acting like a nutter and socialize."

"Do I have to? That girl over there isn't..." Edward pointed to a girl with navy blue hair, going estatic.

"Well, whoever is in control of her shan't be to pleased." Murmured Nolan, "Well, I'm going to go have a chat with that other Axe Wielder. I hope you won't go to hyper."

"I won't Nolan, you don't have to worry." Said Edward, smiling.

"Whenever you say it that way I do get worried." Nolan said, dryly. "Why don't you go talk to the girl who's just like you. Energetic, (and crazy!) As an added bonus she's cute!" Edward scowled at Nolan, and then ran over toward the girl.



"Hi, watcha doing?" Asked Edward.

"Who are you? Asked Mia, with Interest.

"I'm just a swordsman. My names Edward, what's yours?"

"Mia... So, do you have any hobbies?"

"I like duelling... Not to the death, of course!

"That's nice... Who are you sharing a room with?"

"Ike... Not the first of my choices..."

"Well, you know what? Ike is actually really nice when you get to know him. He can even be fun."

"Really?! I thought that all he did was be depressing..."

"Well, eheh... Mostly depressing... But he is fun!" Exclaimed Mia.

" So, errr, who are sharing a room with?"

"Nailah... She's quite nice, but very royal, so it's going to take some time to get used to her..."

"I see. Hey, you wanna go get a smoothie or something?"

"Sure!" Edward and Mia both walked happily out of the room.

"And there is score one for me." Nolan smiled. "It's good to see kids together these days. Especially after the war." Nolan smiled again.

"Hey, you! Old guy!" Said Oscar, loudly.

"Who's calling me OLD?!" Screeched Nolan!

"Hey, err... Sorry... I didn't mean for it to be an insult... Middle-Aged man..." Said Oscar, nervously...

"Look, buddy. Just call me Nolan. I, first of, am not old, and secondly, HATE BEING CALLED OLD!!"

"Okay, okay... Sheesh... So, I'm guessing that that was your handy-work." Oscar gestured over to Mia and Edward, both laughing hysterically.

"Yup! I'm a matchmaker and I'm proud of it!" Nolan stood up straighter than usual.

"Well, listen Nolan. I'm your room-mate Oscar, now, I think that we should try to find everyone a match. What do you think, buddy?" Oscar smiled evilly.

"Sure! I know that I'm never going to find a match, but I can always bring other people together! Lets do this thing!"

"Ike! Are you going to tell us about that Hand Guy, or are we gonna hafta beat it out of you?!" Said Elincia, Menacingly. Ike was surrounded by, well, mostly everyone."

"Peh. I could beat you in my sleep Elincia."

"Well, could you beat all of us?"

"Err..." Ike looked around, at the crowd... "Well, I might be able to. If the odds were on my side..."

"Look, just tell us!" Shouted the crowd, angrily.

"Fine, fine... Ok, you all remember when I left Tellius? Well, it happened when we got washed up on some strange island... Then, I saw this freak, or freaks, jumping around punching the hell out of themselves. One looked like a pink puffball, and the other was this red-clad plumber? Or so I found out. Then, I met this hand. His name was Master Hand. He said that I was the last person to be entered. So, I was given a room to be shared with Marth. He was another beorc from the Fire Emblem universe. But he was extremely old he had been in the Super Smash Bros Brawl community before. So he knew what was going to happen. We were all going to be fighting one-another in a pain-free simulated gigantic tournament. It was quite fun, but I said that, after the tournament, that Iwould like to return home, to Tellius. Luckily, Master Hand let me go back. So, here I am, back here! Oh, and the things they had! T.V.s, game systems! Computers! Ovens! Microwaves! Electricity... You really wouldn't believe it... Even if I showed you pictures. It was amazing, but I missed all of you, so I returned home. But I can't believe that sack of crap Master Hand followed me! If I ever get the chance I will kill him!

"Wow... That was like a story. Me likes! Said Elincia, with a twinkle in her eye!

"Nolan, do you think that -? Asked Oscar, in a whisper.

"Yes, I think those two are made for each other." Whispered Nolan, dramatically. "When shall we?"

"I don't know... Maybe, tomorrow, it's getting kinda late..."

"True, true... Ok, lets go find our room, and tomorrow, or hopefully this week, we can get those two together.

Ok! Now, before you all get out the sharp things, I just want to say that, yes, I have paired Mia and Edward together, and second, That I have NOT paired Elincia and Ike together. You'll see who I pair him with, and I don't think you'll get too mad at me.

See ya round,

EarthBeret, Resident N.A.G.