I was running through the forest...AGAIN!

Is it just me or am I always running or walking and shit.I could go on for pages explaining my footsteps and describing the trees and the sky and that FUNNY feeling when I think of Edward that makes me wanna...makes me wanna...

ANYWAY

I was running,and running,and running,running,running,running,running,

running,running,running,running,running,running...

Then I finally got to the cliff.I looked at the blue see that was spreading infront of me.It was calm and peaceful.I looked it for a few minutes and finaly decided I will jump.

''Don't do it!'' Soft voice whispered behind me.It was Alice.Edward perfect little cocktease...I mean sister!She had a perfect face pale as Edwards and perfect like perfectly perfect perfection!

She walked like a ballerina...WITH A BROKEN FOOT!

''Don't kill yourself!'' She said again ''Yet!''

'''How did you...'' I smiled ''That's right.You can predict future.''

''No! It's just that your so predictable it's impossible.''

''Oh!''

''And you smell nice!'' She added.

I smiled and walked to her.I wasn't sure about killing myself anymore.That sucks bad!

When I came close to her I saw she wasn't alone.Other Cullens were with her.That slut Rosalie and Emmett were with her!

''Emmett crush.Emmett smash!'' Emmett said in his dumb,retarded Russian voice.And...he isn't even Russian!

''Zip it!'' Rosalie Shouted and slapped Emmett. ''We are this close to going back to Transylvania.''

Emmett started hitting himself on the head!''No,no,no,no!''

''Then be a good boy and go back to your cage!'' Rosalie said and hit him in the ass with her foot when he started walking.

''Anyway!'' Alice interrupted .''We got a surprise for you!''She moved to the left.

Then I saw it.A tall figure in the shadow.Squirrel still twitching in his mouth,blood in his eyes.He was perfect.MY ROMEO...I MEAN EDWARD!

''Walk with me!'' He said in his perfectly perfect chocolate fudge,sugar on top voice.I obeyed him as I always do!I was happy again.But that didn't last for long.

Billy and his werebitch Jacob were approaching us!

TRAGIC!

Don't go anyway! Bella could still die! FINGERS CROSSED!

Twilight by J.K. Rowli...Stephenie Meyer will be right back!