She Bangs
Chapter 2 Psychedelic Rainbow Explosion has a Gang Bang!
"This is totally fucking awesome!!" Hidan cried. "It'd be more awesome if you actually helped, un," Deidara said carrying in a heavy box. "Go to hell!" Hidan said. "Fuck you!" Deidara said. "Hey!" Kakuzu said carrying a haevey box. "That's my job!" "Damn straight!" Hidan said while eating a muffin. "Anywho I can't fucking believe you guys are gonna be fucking living with us!"
"Well we needed a place to stay and you had extra rooms," Mello said taking a bite out of an MAzing candy bar. "Plus we're broke," Envy said. "That too," Mello added. "Well I don't fucking care what the reason is," Hidan said. "This is totally fucking awesome!" "Hey Hidan," Kakuzu said. "What?" Hidan asked. "Catch," Kakuzu said throwing a box at Hidan. "YOU FUCKING PRICK!!" Hidan cried.
"FUCKING HELP!!" Kakuzu said. "Ooh a lover's quarrel," Envy said. "How romantic." "MATTY!!" Mello cried slamming his head on the table. "Snack time!" Itachi said bringing out two trays. "I made finger sandwiches and Coke!" "Never again will we get Itachi high," Sasori said. "It's really creepy."
"He's not high sweetie," Envy said. "I just loaned him some of my happy pills!" "Dude you take fucking medication?" Hidan asked. "He has to," Mello said. "He's a lunatic if he doesn't." "He can't be that bad," Kakuzu said. "He is," Deidara said. "Imagine Hidan with less cursing and more violent, un." "Eek!" Sasori, Kakuzu, and Itachi said. "What the hell is that supposed to fucking mean?!" Hidan said.
"Hey Deidara," Envy said. "Since we're all here except for Matt-" "WHY MATT WHY?!" Mello cried slamming his head on the table. "-does that mean this is the new Psychedelic Rainbow Explosion Headquarters?" "Crazydruggysaywha?" Sasori said REALLY really fast. "Psychedelic Rainbow Explosion is the name of our club/band/gang/dance team, un," Deidara said.
"And how come I wasn't asked to join?" Hidan said. "Because there needs to be at least three members present at the time of acceptance," Deidara said reading out of the official Psychedelic Rainbow Explosion Handbook. "Now all you have to do is complete three tasks," Envy said. "First you need to sleep with Dei Dei."
"Done," Itachi, Hidan, and Sasori said. "You little slut," Mello said teasingly. "Hehe I know," Deidara said. "But I'm not a complete slut, un." "Why not?" Envy asked. "I've never slept with Kakuzu," Deidara said. "Well that is all about to change," Hidan said. "Excuse me?!" Kakuzu said shocked. "GANG BANG!!" Hidan cried.
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"That. Was. Amazing," Kakuzu said afterwards. "I never knew something like that existed." "Aww," Deidara said. "Wittle Kuzu had his fwirst gang bang, un." "You know he was a fucking virgin when I met him," Hidan said. "Hidan!" Kakuzu cried. "Chill guys," Envy said smoking a joint. "Now, the second thing you have to do is get high." "Well Itachi already has got that part covered, un," Deidara said. "Me too," Hidan said. "Hell I get fucking high all the time."
"Hidan I have a question," Envy asked. "Wanna be weed buddies?" "Hellz yeah!" "Crap!" Kakuzu said looking at his watch. "I have to go. Tax season starts tomorrow." "For him that's a national holiday," Pein said popping out of nowhere. "Pein did you get here, un?" Deidara asked. "Long before you did," Pein answered. "I got bored so I thought I'd spy on you. You never told me you had friends moving in."
"Oh fuck I forgot, un!" Deidara cried. "Pein this is Envy and Mello my Bffs from New York, un. Envy and Mello this is Pein, he has a crush in Konan." "Alright," Pein said. "Who do I hafta fucking kill?" "Well you could start with Kisame then move onto Itachi and finish off with Hidan," Deidara said.
"Why the fuck should he kill me?!" Hidan said. "Because if you hadn't suggested me and Itachi had sex he wouldn't have felt compelled to tell me when I asked afterwards, un," Deidara said. "Yes but who fucking told Itachi?" Hidan asked. "Kisame did," Deidara said. "Then why doesn't he just fucking kill Kisame?" Hidan asked.
"Cause Kisame pays half our rent," Itachi said cheerfully. "And since Pein hates his family he spends all his time at our condo." "That makes sense," Sasori said. "Hey lackeys work!" Mello cried. "Our stuff isn't gonna more itself." "Yeah," Envy said. "I'd kinda like to be moved some time before Matt gets here." "MATTY!!" Mello cried slamming his head on the table.
A/N: Get it? Cause they think Matt is never coming. LOL! Anywho for all of you waiting for the next chapter of 'The Toxic Angel' I'm sorry to say that every time I start writing I get about one sentence of inspiration and then my brain dies. Sorry and thanks for reading!
Trivia!: An Emu is a type of flightless bird that lives in Australia. They are really cute and someone once called me that when they tried to called me emo.