She Bangs
Chapter 4 Dance Hall Dorks!
"So that's why you were talking to Hidan," Kakuzu said as he stretched out his arms. "Yeah he told to come to 'his' house after work," Sasori said. "So that's were you told them you go every day," Kakuzu said.
"Well it's not like I can tell them the truth," Sasori said. "If they found out that I was enrolled in 'JLo's School Of Dance And Theater' with you I'd never live it down."
"I know what you mean," Kakuzu said. "If Hidan ever found out I'd have to move to another country to avoid the humiliation." "Yeah," Sasori said. "It's a good thing they don't even know this place even exists otherwise we'd be screwed."
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"Alright, un!" Deidara cried. "Does anyone have any questions before we commence operation 'Destroy Those Snobby Bitches At JLo's School Of Dance And Theater' un?" "Just one," Envy said. "Why are we trying to destroy them?"
"Because when me and Dei Dei tried to sign up for dance classes a group of ballerina bitches said that the only that we'd ever be allowed to dance is at a strip club and even there we'd be booed," Hidan said. "So when do we kill the mother fuckers?" Envy asked.
"Envy," Mello said. "Did you take your medication today?" "Hehe no," Envy said. "Come on Envy," Deidara said. "You know you have to take it, un!" "Fine," Envy said popping three pills in his mouth. "But only because you're so damn cute."
"Focus people!" Hidan said. "If we're gonna fucking do this we have to be completely focused. One mistake can destroy the entire mission." "He's right, un," Deidara said. "Everyone head out!"
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"Well isn't this peaceful," Kakuzu said. "Charge!!" Deidara cried as he kicked through the door to the studio. And then before anyone could blink Envy, Deidara, Hidan, and Mello had the last of the rooms on the 2nd floor covered in paint. "Yay we did it, un!" Deidara cried. "Tomorrow we do the 3rd and 4th floors."
"Deidara what the hell?!" Sasori cried drenched in blue paint. "Omg Sasori!" Envy cried. "Traitors!" Hidan cried pointing at Kakuzu. "Fucking traitors!" "What is going on in here?!" cried Justin Timberlake the head instructor. "Oh shit," Envy said.
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"Well I'm glad that everything worked out in the end!" Envy cried. "We got three months of community service there," Mello said. "How is that everything working?"
"Well now we can watch Sasori and Kakuzu dance around in tights!" Envy said cheerfully. "You know crazy has a point there, un," Deidara said. "So who wants to catch a movie?" "I'd fucking love to but I'm busy," Hidan said. "Okay see you later!" Mello said as he ran off with Envy and Deidara.
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"Alright team!" Hidan said, standing on a chair. "How the fuck do we get Sasori and Deidara together?" "Well he can't just go up and be all like 'Deidara I love you," Itachi said. "Why not?" Sasori asked. "Because you're too shy and Deidara has the attention span of a ferret," Itachi said. "You need to do something that really catches his attention."
"How about a song," Kakuzu said. "That worked when we were trying to hook you two up." "Yeah but when?" Pein asked. "How about the Halloween festival?" Envy asked popping out of nowhere. "Where did you fucking come from?!" Hidan cried.
"Does it really matter?" Envy said. "Anyways recently I found a flyer advertising some opening spots for entertainers for the Halloween festival. I was thinking Sasori could perform something for Deidara there." "That's a great idea!" Pein said. "But it means we have a lot of work ahead of us." "I don't care," Sasori said. "Nothing is too good for my little Dei."
A/N: Hey Shimaki–33 Frosted Flakes are better! And sleep away camp gives inspiration. Thanx for reading!
Trivia!: Well I was watching Will & Grace, you know the episode where Jack meets his father. Anywho I'm watching it and Jack goes 'But I loved him' and then I go 'Oh my god that's where I got my inspiration!'. I didn't even know that! Isn't just a nifty little bit of information.