A/N: The song that is played later on is the music video version.
She Bangs
Chapter 5 PCD? More Like PCP!
"Hey have you guys seen Hidan?" Kakuzu asked the next day at school. "Sorry dude I haven't," Kisame said. "In fact I'm busy looking for Itachi." "Him too," Sasori said running up to the pair. "Mello, Envy, and Deidara are also missing."
'Attention students please go to the outside lunch area right now. If you don't Mello and Hidan will stab you. Thank you and have a nice day.' "I think we found them," Kakuzu sighed. "Lets go."
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"Alright is everyone ready, un?" Deidara asked as they waited behind the curtain of their little makeshift stage. "Almost," Envy said. "But I think we should go through a costume and makeup check first." "Good point," Mello said. "Itachi you first. Purple belly shirt with a smiling cloud in the corner?" "Check." "Rainbow leather boots?"
"Check." "Black pants with various belts and patches?" "Check." "Sparkly blue eyeshadow?" "Check." "Hair down with a sea foam green stripe?" "Check." "Sea foam green nail polish?" "Check." "Various bracelets?" "Check." "Alright that's everything," Mello said. "Next Envy," Itachi said. "Hot pink and orange legwarmers?" "Check."
"Neon blue and black sneakers?" "Check." "Black shorts with pink and white belt?" "Check." "Rainbow tank that shows midriff?" "Check." "About a hundred different bracelets that noone knows how you managed to fit on your arm?" "Check." "Head band that says: Yaoi 4ever?" "Check." "Purple lipstick?"
"Check!" "Envy's ready," Itachi said. "Next is Hidan!" Envy said. "Pigtails?" "Check." "Pink shorts?" "Check." "Chunky black boots?" "Check." "Black belly shirt with a cat on it?" "Check." "Body glitter?" "Check." "Black leather gloves?" "Check." "Choker version of that necklace you always wear?" "Check." "Multicolored eye shadow?" "Check."
"Hidan's good to go!" Envy said. "Next is fucking Deidara," Hidan said. "Multicolored neon legwarmers on arms just for the hell of it?" "Check, un." "Blue eyeshadow and lots of fucking eyeliner?" "Check." "Blue tank that fucking says 'Bang!' on it and has orange stripes?" "Check." "White stilettos?" "Check, un."
"Black shirt with blue stip?" "Check." "Kitty cat panties?" "Check, un." "Dei Dei is fucking ready," Hidan said. "Now it's Mello's turn, un!" Deidara said. "Blue leather pant?" "Check." "No shirt, un?" "Check." "Body paint in various designs?" "Check." "Various belts?" "Check. "Pink leather boots, un?" "Check." "Alright guys," Deidara said. "Let's do this, un!"
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"And now for your viewing enjoyment," Zetsu said reading off of a note card. "A musical delight of utter eroticism. A drug trip into a world full art and eruption. A forbidden sin of pleasure to the eyes and ears. Introducing Psychedelic Rainbow Explosion!" "Oh," said Kisame. "My," said Kakuzu. "Fucking," said Sasori. "God," said Pein.
Deidara: boys call you sexy
and you don't care what they say
See everytime you turn around they screaming your name
Mello: boys call you sexy
and you don't care what they say
See everytime you turn around they screaming your name
Envy: Now I've got a confession
When I was young I wanted attention
Hidan: And I promised myself that I'd do anything
Anything at all for them to notice me
Hidan and Itachi: But I ain't complaining
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
Envy and Deidara: You don't know what its like to be nameless
Want them to know what your name is
Cus see when I was younger I would say
All: When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star,
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on tv
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Mello: They used to tell me I was silly
until i poped up on the tv
Itachi: I always wanted to be a superstar
And knew that singing songs would get me this far
Envy and Hidan: But I aint complaining
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
Mello and Itachi: You don't know what its like to be nameless
Want them to know what your name is
Cus see when I was younger I would say
All: When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star,
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on tv
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Deidara: I see them staring at me
Oh im a trendsetter
Yes this is true cus what I do, no one can do it better
Envy: You can talk about me, cus im a hot topic
I see you watching me watching me and I know you want it
All: When I grow up
Deidara: I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star,
I wanna be in movies
Sexy Dance Sequence
All: Get it when I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star,
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies
When I grow up
Be on tv
People know me
Be on magazines
When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick when I step out on the scene
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
Be careful what you wish for cus you just might get it
You just might get it
You just might get it
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"What is fucking wrong with you people?!" Kakuzu said. "You just did a song and dance number to a Pussycat Dolls song!!" "What?" Envy said. "We were bored."
A/N: Yeah I had to do this. The idea was stuck in my head and I just couldn't ignore it! Anyways I would like to tell all of you that I got a beta. Her name is Ominous Voices.
Trivia: a cat's night vision is superior to humans were as there day vision is inferior.
A/N Update!: Wah! My new Beta went missing! If you happen to talk to her tell her that I miss her and loves her a whole lot!