ok so this is my 2nd chapter to any1 who's interested XD

Disclaimer yes u no I wasn't the one who invented naruto it was in fact Masashi Kishimoto, So just to make it clear none of the characters are myn I only own the plot.

Get ready … an angry blonde in this chapter :D

Oh and if you can guess my fav song by the end XD you win … erm

You win some air XD

--last time--

"Man I'm exhausted" naruto kicked his shoes at the door and threw himself onto his couch.

'Dam my head hurts' he thought to himself rubbing the multiple bumps on his head where he got attacked multiple times by kiba.

'But when ever I look back on to day the only thing I can think about is that man.' Naruto stared up at his ceiling imagining the raven haired man

"Dam he was a cold bastard I hope I never have to see him again" and with that naruto slowly nodded off on his very uncomfortable couch.

'SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME

COMON WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME

SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME'

Naruto held his head in confusion and groaned out

"What the fuck is that" Naruto sat up still clutching he's head.

Naruto looked down at he's couch, the one he slept on for the night.

"Wait what the hell … I can't remember sleeping here"

'YOURE YOUNG, YOURE FREE, WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME

WOOWOOOWOOWOOOWWOOOOOOWOOWOOOOWOOOOWOOWO'

Naruto looked around the room looking for the source of the sound, he's gaze finally settled on his phone that lay right next to his drool mark on the arms rest.

"Oh ye I remember now I changed my ring tone" naruto let go of his head to flip his phone up and see the caller I.D.

'Sexy kiba calling' naruto smirked as he realized he had let kiba input his new number and he had changed he's name to sexy kiba on the contact list.

"Hello sexy kiba, what can I do for you" naruto smiled into his phone sitting up straight and rubbing his back. 'Man after sleeping on that stupid couch it really does you're back in.'

"So you saw my name heh, anyways good morning to you sound like you had a good enough sleep"

Naruto could almost taste the sarcasm pouring down the phone.

"Ye I feel to sleep on a bed of feathers"

"So you fell to sleep on you're couch again?"

"You guessed it" naruto got up and headed for the shower.

"Well what if I said you'll be able to buy a new softer couch in no time?"

"What … wait … did we?" naruto paused just about to turn on the shower

"How bout around £1000 week?"

At this point naruto was already on the floor gawking at the ceiling.

'Around £1000 a week?! Dam it, I wouldn't jus get a new couch … but ill finally be able to get a new car'

"Naruto … are you there?"

'A new house'

"Yoo-hoo narutoooo are you thereeee?"

'And … and … ill be able to buy all the ramen I want'.

Naruto was now drooling over the floor.

"Kiba … Ill be able to get ramen with that money" Naruto heard kiba laugh down the phone.

"Ye what ever jus make sure you'll be ready at around 09:30 Saturday morning cus ill be coming to pick you up for the interview … oh and make sure you look smart, no ramen stains!"

"Rrraaammmeeennn" By now kiba new naruto wasn't listening, and he was correct of course. Naruto was now in a puddle of drool on his bathroom floor.

"Ookkaayy sweetie ill meet you tomorrow and remember to wear you sexy underwear" kiba smirked down the phone.

"Rrraaammmeeennn"

"Ok ok what ever, looser" Kiba put the phone down n leaned back into his chair, stroking akumaru's head.

"I just hope he doesn't mess this up" kiba looked down at akumaru and smiled.

"Lets just hope ey akumaru?" akumaru let out a little bark then went back to lie down on Kiba's lap.

Naruto was still on the floor when the line went dead.

'Wooooow ramen'

Naruto slowly got up from the floor and turned on the shower.

'What ever I do, I can't mess this up. Kiba is counting on me … and im counting on that £1000'

Naruto stopped again just to think about the amount of money, a smile found its way to he's mouth.

'Wow £1000, XD well I got to get this job now.'

Naruto turned on the shower, stripped and jumped into the shower.

-next day-

After sleeping in he's own BED, naruto got up with the rising sun … well he would have but he's 'dam' ring tone started going off at 08:00 in the morning.

'SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME

COMON WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME'

"AWWWWW NOT AGAIN" naruto whined burying his head in his pillows.

'SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME

COMON UH-HU AND SLEEP WITH ME'

Naruto fumbled rounds he's room and found his mobile, He forcefully flicked it open and screamed down the phone.

"FOR FUCK SAKE, LET ME SLEEP MAN" Naruto was gripping the phone so hard it was almost crushing it.

"Wow someone's in a mood. I was just ringing to make sure you were up and getting ready." Kiba sighed

"Sorry kiba, I just got up … n ye ill get ready now" naruto joined in and sighed

'Man why can't I just be left to sleep once in a while'

"Well hurry up, I'm coming in an hour and half … so be ready and look smart" Kiba put the phone down and started to get ready himself.

'So … look smart' naruto stopped and scratched his head.

'Hmm look smart … what should I wear' the blonde made his way over to his wardrobe and sorted out a white T-shirt, black trousers complete with black shoes.

'Oh what ever … this will do' then naruto hoped over to the bathroom and took quick shower, brushed he's teeth, did his hair using only his best hair gel to stick up the spikes, he ran into his bedroom and got put on his clothes.

Finally he was done; no all he had to do was …

'GRUMBLE … GRUMBLE'

'Crap … I forgot to eat my breakfast'

Naruto ran over to grab his phone to check the time, but before he could check it kiba had pulled up outside and was hooting his horn

'Oh no! What am I going to do? Kiba's gunna kill me if I stay to eat and make us late, but I can't sit there making these sounds.'

Kiba was honking his horn and screaming at the building some words that I shouldn't really add into the story!

'Oh fuck this ill have to make do with air' Naruto quickly grabbed his phone and keys and made his way to the kiba's car.

"Ok so we are just round the corner from the house now … have you got the plan?"

Kiba glared at naruto, a glare that promised a very slow and painful death if he messed up.

"Yes man chill, the plan is that you talk for both of us while I sit there and look good in all my sexiness" naruto smiled and gave a thumbs up to kiba.

'Well I hope you can stick with that plan' kiba sighed as he pulled up to the house.

Kiba drove up to the big black metal gates which opened automatically as soon as they were near enough; kiba drove up the long marble pathway to the house. When naruto stepped out he gawked up at the overly sized house.

'One word … woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow with a extra o'

Naruto was lead into the huge house … well more like mansion.

Kiba and naruto stepped into the house and took the shoes off as they were led into the living room by a maid. Kiba hit naruto over the head for looking at the maid's ass in the 'sexy' French maid outfit.

"Wow kiba how lucky are we, look at all the cute bab…"

Kiba once again hit him over the head as they stepped into the front room, greeted by Mrs Uchiha.

"Hello, and welcome to my home" Kiba's and Naruto's eyes sparkled as they looked up at the woman.

'Wow, now this is what I call a job. Ill definitely get used to working for this hunny'

Kiba looked her up and down

She had curves in all the right places. Thin, with a nice rack. And beautiful Purple hair just over shoulder length.

Naruto had to hit kiba over the head this time when kiba started to drool. The woman started to blush at kiba's reaction but then cleared her thought.

"Erm well I'm Hinata Uchiha" The woman looked over at kiba, sending him into a fit of nosebleeds and wild imaginations.

While hinata worried over kiba's amount of blood loss Naruto looked over the room.

'Well ill be dammed everywhere I look there is priceless antiques, expensive furniture, hell I bet even the light bulb is more expensive than kiba car'.

Finally when kiba got his will power back he thought he should introduce themselves.

"Well sorry about that Mrs Hinata, I am Kiba Inuzuka and this is my best friend Naruto Uzumaki" As both Kiba and Naruto took a bow, 2 big double doors opened at the far end of the room.

"Oh and this is my husband" Hinata smiled back at the tall man walking into the room.

Naruto stared for a bit before his eyes widened and his mouth opened as the Raven haired man took his place standing next to his wife.

"Sasuke Uchiha"

Naruto hand pointed to the man

'OMG it's … it's … '

"YOU'RE THE COLD BASTARD"

'Dam it naruto I thought we had a plan' kiba smacked his forehead as ass eyes turned to naruto, naruto just realizing that he said that out loud …

"Oh Fuck!"

:) second chapter, hope this is ok

dont beat me for making hinata sasuke wife, i swear theres a reason.

all will be revealed in the future wooooooooooow -dam it i sound like a weird person-

well i am one ... but shhh jus carry on n read