-Spoilers In this Story-

Totally Forgot to say this last time!

Nick: Guess what?

Me: -sighs- What now Nick?
Nick: No! No! You Have to guess

Me: I don't know what I'm guessing about!

Nick: Just take a friggin' Guess!

Me: Your an alien sent from Mars to take over the world before me and corrupt what friends I have left.

Nick: ...

Me:...

Nick:... Besides that!

Me: Jeremy died!?!?! YEAH!

Nick: No, even better!

Me: If you say I suck I'm going to kill you.

Nick: Haha yeah that too, but you don't own any of these people!

Me: Crap! Well yeah, But I can make them do what ever I want! I can make Jack Sparrow sober! Or I can make Edward Cullen stand on his head and burp the ABC's!

Nick: Dear God don't do that!

Me: Yeah a sober Jack isn't fun.

Nick: Definitely Yeah.

AHAHAHHAAH! Okay this is a super quick and awesome dedication. To The first four people to ever even comment one of my Fanfics! Pandarama! I love jake too. He may -cough- make an appearance again-cough-. Amberzstarz! I ditto that cough with -E to the D to the W to the A to the R to the D... edward! -cough-cough-cough- Bekah-the best ever! I'm glad you fell on the floor laughing... that sounds horrible... but I'm glad you liked it! And Jake Caldefore... I hope your space button gets fixed. mine seems to work... I live for random.

And if you don't know nick than I should let you know it's his dream to see a Yo Mama smack down between Voldemort and Megatron. Check out my idiot quotes to get an idea about what nicks like. You probably know some one like him.

Read on Forward for More absurd Adventures!

Bella: I never really Mad made out with a drunk, dirty, dreadlocked, eyeliner wearing, gold tooth capped Pirate before. I wonder what thats like?

Will: What about me!? Why does everyone leave me? I'm a teen dream!

Jack: Did I mention I was bloody rich!

Will: No your not!

Bella: Oh, Jack!

Will & Elizabeth: It's Captain Jack Sparrow! Pirates!

Will: -Will mumbles to himself- Stupid Will. Don't help him! Why does everyone leave me!?

Bella: I tend to go for older guys... Edward was like 100 and somethin'. I don't know, I'm bad at math... and gym... I'm horrible at everything... I don't deserve anything!

Me: Wow... I guess that makes sense. -turns to everyone- if you leave here this will never be mentioned again. COMPRENDE???!!!

Everyone: YES MA'AM! -quakes in fear-

Me: Good! Bella?!

Bella: -sniffles- What?

Me: -sigh- I can't believe I'm saying this... but Edward wanted you... and well, hell it wasn't for your looks! So drop the whole everyone hates you act. Nobodies gonna hate you... well unless you keep crying. Seriously? In Eclipse? I was almost ready to slap you.

Bella: I'm not sure if that's a compliment...

Me: Just think of it as one.

Will: That was total CRAP. I guess she just likes the old rich guys. -grumble, grumble, grumble-

Me: Okay now everyone shut the heck up This is MY Convention. That was already a long Authors note too...

Hermione:-grumbles- A total crap one.

Me: Okay that is it! -gets up from thronelike chair- Bring it you bush! You'll probably just smother me with your freakish hair!

Hermione: I use magic. -rolls eyes-

Me: And I resort to violence. Magics for wimps! Come On McBush!

Hermione: What is it with you and my hair?!

Me: Besides the fact that in the first movie it was bushy? It's gotten better! It's not supposed to!

Ron: She's got a point.

Harry: I thought you were dead too!

Ron: Naw, we're all alive just running from J.K. Rowling. We all lived happily ever after... -coughs suspiciously- (that is after all what we want... RIGHT

Harry: REALLY!?!?!? SIRIUS I LOVE YOU!!! DUMBLYDORE !! HEDWIG!!! TONKS!!! REMUS!!!-

Me: You are so dead next!

Harry: I can just come back!

Edward: Yeah it's not that hard.

Bella: How did you get back here?

Edward: I used the door. You kinda get pushed through this white tunnel thing-a-majig we just avoided that.

Jake: -appears out of nowhere- You tried to push me through!

Edward: Did not!

Jake: Did too!

Edward: Noooooo.

Jake: Yesssss

Me: I'm going to have to kill you both and lock that door if you don't stop!

Zane: She has quite the temper doesn't she?

Me: Look whose talking Mr... Mr... Hissy Hissy!

Zane: Hissy Hissy? Wow Miss Twitch Barkyvonsnouzer. That's really original.

Me: I will bite you! Try and start a war, whose going to follow you? -everybody stands up-

Me: Well, besides them!

Some Voice: We will.

Me: Who said that? This is My Fanfic!

-several people appear- My mouth is on the floor.

Stephenie Meyer(not fictional I know): You've messed up my entire vision of Bella and Edwards love!

J.K. Rowling: Exactly, you know that those people really are dead.

Me: But you killed the wrong Peopllllllleeeeeeeee!!!

J.K. Rowling: They're dead for a reason!

Me: Yeah so they can be dead for a reason. I mean Dobby!!! I cried! Why did he have to get all shanked????

J.K. Rowling: Just because?

Me: You couldn't let Harry just have Dobby? Or both Weasly twins? Why did the whole foursome have to die? Why ALL of the Marauders?

J.K. Rowling: Look. Leave Harry and Ronald alone!

Ron: Did I mention that she bit my leg before? I mean Bloody Hell, she nearly tore my leg off! And why the hell did you let me dream about spiders in the movie? THEY MADE ME TAP DANCE!!! MY GOD THEY MADE ME TAP DANCE!!! You're so cruel... so cruel -sobs-.

J.K. Rowling: -stares- Right I'm leaving.

Steph Meyer: Are you up to coffee. I was thinking we could try and combine forces. ( I do wish they would!)

J.K. Rowling: When are you free? -start walking out-

Me: That could go either really, really good or Horribly wrong. Can you imagine? A love deprived person and more death?! We need to save more fic people from depression!

Harry: Look I'm lucky to survive a million attacks from Voldemort but no way am I going up against his creator. Only Evil can create evil.

Me: This coming from someone who has her eyes?!?

Harry: -shrugs shoulders- I'm thinking an Orgy. Everyone take their shoes off!

HAHAHA Okay so I learned from Nick today that Caligula had the first Orgies in Ancient Rome and the definition of an Orgy is when three or more people have their shoes off in a room! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's funny. I hope you enjoyed it and feel free to press that loverly little go button and drop me a review. Hugs and punches to you all! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Miss Twitch