Me all sulky: -sigh-
Nick: Hahah your depressed! Why is that?
Me: Cause your a friggin idiot nick!
Nick: Your mom's an idiot.
Me: Shut up you freak.
Nick: Your mom's a-
Me: SHUT UP! I'm mopey cause I don't own any of the characters!
Nick: Characters? Okay your finally losing it...
Me: That I write about! Haven't you paid attention to ANYTHING that I've told you?!?!?
Nick: Uhhh Noooooooo. When do I ever listen to anybody?
Me: Oh yeah thats right. HAHAHHAAH I'm better now!
Nick: Why is that?
Me: Because I learned something today. Even if I don't OWN any of these characters... hahahahaha I'm still better at life than you. YOU SUCK AT LIFE! YOU'LL ALWAYS FAIL MWAAHAHAHAHHAHA. I bite chooo!
Nick:...
Me: Yeah that's what I thought.
I know it's sad but true! I don't own any of these characters! But you know I've taken a millenia to write a third part because not nearly enough people are reviewing... I've meant to come to your house to bite you and get you to review... I must be attacking your neighbors or something...
Whatever just review! I want to have atleast 12 or 13... seriously guys thats 3 or 4 reviews away. You can do it!
oh yeah just so you know if you haven't read the entire stories or the last books published so far listed below than there WILL BE SPOILERS... just be warned.
Harry Potter series
Twilight Series
Maximum Ride series
Eragon/Eldest series
Pirates of the Carribbean movies
Keisha'ra series (Cobrianna/shardae thing if you don't know)
I think thats ittt... ONWARDS FOR DA FUNNY-NESS THAT I HAVE MADE!!! -Points finger into the sky-
Harry: Yeah so orgy was good wasn't it??
Me: Harry shut your face. Everyone seriously sucks!
Hermione: -rolls eyes- Seriously??
Me: -glares daggers- I will murder you all I'm just trying to think of something fun to do with you... ahhah there's some people that I haven't picked on... hmmm ahahaha I propose a magic war!!! WOOOOOOT
Crowd: mumble, mumble, mumblesss
Me: Stop mumbling! Harry you have come close to dying every five seconds so your in.
Harry: Ahh Wot? (hahah what incase you don't know) How is that fair? Your horrible! Your like Voldemort incarnate... Satan... with a touch of Galbatorix and... and... Darth Vader with Cruella Deville!
Me: Are you done yet?
Harry: Not even close bud.
Me: Well too bad. So Harry Potter... Eragon er, Galbortoix freshman or junior junior I guess and GARRET HEDLUND!!!! -cough- I mean murtagh Galbortorix Junior... and er, Nicias Silvermead... anddddddd Hermione! YAY.
The fivesome get ready to duel:
Me: WAIIIIIT! -everyone stops- Everyone dueling but hermione come here. MWAHAHAHHA
Hermione: This isn't going to end well...
Me: -whispers- Yeah so okay!!! everyone team up on mc bush and I might let you live.
Harry: I hear "let you live" sooo. -turns and points wand at hermione- Avada Kefrickindavra.
Hermione: I KNEEEWWW YOU SUCKED HARRY POTTTERRRRRR! -falls down dead-
Me: AHAHHAHAHHA what now?! So seeing as how your a falcon do you use hair to make a nest Nicias? Becuase there's plenty there for you and Hai and your freaky babies you'll have.
Nicias:-glares-
Me: Sorry let me rephrase that. -cough- Your VERY ADORABLE freaky babies. Better?
Harry: Soooo are we free now?
Me: Pshhh hells no! I said might. As in might was the keyword that might have gotten you out. Might, might, might!
Harry: Sooo I killed one of my best friends?
Me: Prettty much yeah... haah gingy's coming for ya!
Ron: -Pinches Harry-
Harry: Ow, you pinched me!
Me: Whattt?!?!? Ahh man that was supposed to be punch. Crap rewind!
Harry: Sooo I killed one of my best friends?
Me: Prettty much yeah... haah gingy's coming for ya!
Ron: -pUnches Harry-
Harry: Ow, you pUnched me!
Me: Much better more violence... now we shall have a flying battle!
Crowd: Flying battle?
Me: YES A FLYYYYING BATTLE! Members of Wyverns Court who can fly and ze Flock!
Max: Damn and we were doing so good!
Fang: Great another German. Do you work for Itex??
Jacob Black: -Explodes into a wolf-
Me: UH, I'm a euro mutt! HAHAH SPEAKING OF MUTTS ONE EXPLODED!!!! AHHAAHHA... And yeah I only have a bit of German thank you very much!
Fang: Do you have any german last names in your family?
Me: Well you know Fang my granmothers last name was Kezar which I was told was German... HOLD ON! Your making me get off topic! How about I torture Max!?!?!
Max: Angel?
Angel: Yeah I'm trying... it's not working though... I tried to turn that jacob black kid into a wolf, which worked... and then I tried to make her lick his butt... but it's not working...
Me: MWAHAHHAHAHAHA Yes it is because I am the ultimate cool person! So now fly and who ever wins gets to choose who gets to kiss who! Which could be really strange because say like Nicias has to kiss Bella and then Edward gets all angry and tries to kill Nicias who knows magic and can read minds and stuff... I don't think he could kill Edward but still... or you know ELIZABETH!!!!!! haahhaha she could kiss... Harry or something...
Everyone: -stares at me like I'm a freak which is sooo not true-
Me: STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!! Hasn't anyone ever questioned the connection with pirates and twilight??? I mean seriosuly ISABELLA SWAN and ELIZABETH SWAN????? Tell me you haven't notcied that Beth and Bella... What ze (insert swear here)!!! I mean both seem to be kissing vairious guys and by various guys I mean two!
Everyone: OMG JUST KILL US ALL READY!!!! ENOUGH WITH YOUR TALKING!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You know what??? I'm gonna ressurect and/or gather all the evil people and hand you over to them Itex, Voldemort, Megatron, The Mercy along with Syfka, Areceli and Empress Cjarsa... and James, Laurent, and Victoria andddd... crap who else??? AH OH YES!! TENTACALLY FACE MAN!!!! what's-his-name... DAVEY JONES! AHHAHAHA andddd who elseeeee.
Jacob: Woof woof woofinheimer.
Me: I'm sorry I don't speak DOG. I am feeling particularly cruel.
Jacob: Right... so my enemies already aliveeee in a sense of speaking... so could you kill him first.
Me: Maybe -magically conjures a chainsaw and rips it to life- Or how about I just kill you all now!?!?!
Edward: OOOKAY so yeah I'm going to say the majority of us are going to die. REVIEW OR SHE'LL GET YOOOU TOOO. AHHHH!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Chainsaw: RAAAHAHAHAHHAHAMWAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Riiight so that was freakin' hilarious to me... i like the chainsaw bit... and of course this was random as it always has beeen soooo. DO AS EDWARD CULLEN THE MAJOR HOTTIES SAYS!!!!!
or I'll bite chuuuuuu.
I mean it...
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