Hello Lovely reviewers! I'm sorry that it's taken a me a dog age, a millenia and an eon to finally give you another chapter. I am sorry to say, however, that this will be the final one...
Yep soak that up for a little bit. So this will either be outrageously long or incredibly short.
Kill me later...
I'm too busy to die at the moment.
and for the last time
ONWARDS FOR DA FUNNYNESS!
-Last time-
Ron: Why is the ground red? WHY THE BLOODY HELL IS THE GROUND RED??!?!??
Edward: OH. MY. GOD.
Bella: I thought you didn't believe in Heaven for us so no God???
Edward: Is that Earth?? -points out-
Esme: I think it is!
Carlisle: HOLY SHIT WE'RE ON MARS!!!!!
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Me: EARTH! LAR LAR LAR! EARTH. HAHHA I CAN SEE MARRRSSSS -knocks on door-
Person inside: Yeah, Be right there!
Door: -opens- OW I'M CREAKING!!!! OW OW OW! MY EFFING HINGES!
Me: You should oil your door it's loud...
Me: MWAHAHHAHAHA I must get back to Mars soon.
BR: Mars?
Me: Secret head quarters...
BR: Right, okay.
BR& Me: -continue to steal the brilliant works and right fan fictions
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Me: -sings loudly and off key- MARSY MARSY IN THE STARSY TORTURE THE PEOPLE, KILL THE... uh... arsy... barsy...carsy..darsy. KILL YOUR ARSY!
B.R.: Bye Twitch! See you around!
Me: Bye, Bobby Rae! Go die!
B.R.: No thank you!
Me: Whatever. -teleports magically and secretly to Mars-
Everyone: Get her! She's back!
Me: Woah! WOAH! Back the eff off before I make you!
Edward: Give us one reason we shouldn't attack you... like you could hold off 7 vampires, 1 dragon, one elfish guy, several wizards, a drunk pirate, a damsel in constant distress, a hot pretty boy, and various bird kids.
Me:...
Edward:...
Me: Are you finished?
Edward: Yeah I think so... Oh and that dog.
Me: You know what... No. One last game and then you may be able to leave.
Harry: May? MAY?!? I can't wait till May!
Me: You. Are. Such. An. IDIOT.
Carlisle: So what do we have to do?
Me: Hmmm -wiggles fingers that suspiciously look like SPIRIT fingers-
POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Fight your enemenies... EMINIES... crap... eminemies.
Edward: Enemies?
Me: YES! I also have a problem with saying Ciminom. GAH! Cinnamonen...
Edward: Cinnamon? Or men...
Me: MMM yessss. Rightio so back to spirit/magical fingers. Check it out!
Everyone: -Looks-
Voldemort: Helloooo!
Harry: Awww crap!
Me: Evil laughter should be cued. MWAHAHAHAH Everyones alter evil ego is there soooo. FIGHT!
Everyone whose a goodytwoshoes: WAIT! This doesn't have to end badly... for us.
Baddies: What?
Everyone GTS: We can team up against her!
Me: NU UH!
Everyone: YEAH HUH!
Me: Think about it though... Voldy... wouldn't you like to kill Harry for revenge. That was a low shot even for him. And Eragon! You said you had to get your junk back!
Voldy... I mean VOLDEMORT: She has a point. I SHALL BITECHU!
Everyone: -dukes it out-
Everyone: -DIES HORRIBLE DEATH FULL OF PAIN AND SUFFERING AND BLOOD-
Me: I'm strangely dissapointed. Why couldn't have a hottie lived? Edwarrrddddooooo? Jasper? Carlisle? Jacob? EVIL MURTAGH!
Mars: Did you ever wonder how I got so red? BLOOD. Yeah pretty disturbing right?
THE END
You know what? Even for me that was unsatisfying... I think I'll write another chapter... BUT ONE MORE.
THAT'S IT!
Until I try and kill everyone and dominate the world,
Twitch