Chapter two up already, and it probably won't be very funny, my apologies. BUT HEY LOOK, IT'S THREE HUNDRED WORDS LONGER OOH.
AND HEY, I DO NOT OWN ANYONES BUTT BUT GWIN'S... Oo
The first day of anything starts out awkward.
I got about half an hour of my time wasted because everyone thought I would set the cafeteria on fire.
Ike's idea of giving buttloads of flowers to the girl he liked started that day, quickly followed by Marth adding the idea of serenading her into an embarrassed rage, poor guy.
I was memorizing everyone's faces when Princess Zelda gasped in surprise at the rose that had been placed next to her plate when she wasn't looking.
I had found two of the four girls that would actually fight, Zelda and Peach were sitting at the same table, The new one who goes by three different names but was then known by all as 'Caper' was absent due to lack of interest, which was totally plausible.
I hadn't located Samus Aran though, I had been expecting her to actually want to get to know people, not sit at a table in the back and observe everyone.
I was about to ask someone when Lucario ushered me over to the table that he, Link, and Ike were seated at.
Both Swordsmen were looking at Princess Zelda, Ike was anxious to know what she thought of his gift, Link was probably hoping she would notice him and say 'hi'.
So needless to say, it was the most hyper table in the room.
I decided to distract Link before anything violent occurred, and asked a question.
"So, where's the other girl?"
They all looked at me like I had eight arms... haha...
"Well, I could see Zelda and Peach, and the new girl wouldn't need to come here, but why wouldn't Samus Aran be here?"
"She's sitting over there in her power suit." the normally silent elf mumbled.
"Hmm."
Link gestured with his chin to the orange robot like suit that was sitting in the back of the room and I nodded, so she didn't like people.
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I always walk around in my power suit, of course they paid me by the hour to not wear it this year, but I didn't mind missing out on a few bucks, attention was like a plague to me.
I had known it was a good idea to wear the power suit at lunch, I wasn't hungry anyway, so why not?
Plus no one noticed that I was staring at one of the new guys.
Of course it didn't last, Peach noticed me after getting to know every new girl that had made the mistake of sitting with her, and yelled at me to go sit with them.
Quite a few of the new people made room for me, and I ended up sitting between Zelda and a pink hedgehog who introduced herself as Amy, Sonic's girlfriend, he just didn't know it yet.
Peach nagged me into removing my helmet, then made a stupid big speech about my superiority.
I ignored her and my eyes wandered back to Snake.
"So who's sitting over there with Link?" I asked.
"Well, the blue haired guy is Ike, and the Anubis is Lucario. And the guy in the spandex is Solid Snake." Amy said, she had a really whiney voice.
"Hmm, wait, how do you know these things and I don't?"
"I'm naturally nosy! Note the big nose!" She giggled.
They resumed to talking or eating and I continued to stare at Snake, feeling content in doing so.
Peach giggled, "Cute, isn't he?"
I absentmindedly 'mm'd.
She giggled again, Amy leaned over me to squeal.
"Girls!" Peach stood up, I felt like I was going to die, "Samus has her first crush!!"
What followed is hazy to me, I think that Zelda told them to leave me be and nobody listened to her, I don't remember.
The next thing I knew, lunch was over and I was seated in Peach's room along with Zelda and Amy.
I shook my head, stood up, and ran to the living room.
A woman, probably the other smasher, was laying on the couch, reading an old book and drinking from a big mug that you would find a construction worker putting their water in.
"Having friend trouble?" she asked.
"Peach has that look in her eye, nothing good ever happens when she has that look in her eye."
"Matchmaker?"
"Yes." I cringed.
"She's going to make you go shopping with her, my friend did that to me when I met her brother, of course it was another two years or so until we even went hunting together... and she isn't Peach."
"Did it work?"
"I said, it wasn't Peach, and yes, but hey, if this is your first fancy then you probably will just forget him after a few months apart."
I felt relieved, though I wasn't sure if I wanted to forget him already, "Hey, I'm Samus by the way."
"Um, you probably would know me as 'Caper', or 'Monica', but my name's actually Gwin."
Peach ruined the moment by running daintily into the room and informing me that Zelda was going to show me how to walk lady-like after we went shopping.
"Um, I was raised to be... coordinated..."
"Hey, who are you?" she asked, noticing Gwin's presence and ignoring me.
"Your friendly neighborhood creature of nightmares."
"Oh, wanna go with us?"
"Not really, but I will."
Sorry for having so much Gwin... if you don't like her then she can just... be in it less... which she will, as I'm pretty sure that after shopping she has one more role to play...
Um, so how am I doing on the personalities anyway? There should be some character development, and what do you actually think? Can you please be nice and tell me what to improve?