WHOOOOOO!! Longer still!! And I loved the chapter!! of course, I'll hate it later... but yeah, don't own nothing, excluding Gwin.

I am not a people pleaser, but I try to be, which is impossible when you are trying to please both sides of an argument.

I still try though.

Peach wanted me to find flirtatious clothing for Samus, Samus wanted me to help her find a good pair of jeans, Amy wanted to talk to me about Sonic, and Krystal-Fox McCloud's girl- would have liked to just talk.

I ended up helping Samus find jeans while Krystal and I talked about girl stuff. Amy was talking about Sonic to a jeweler while finding accessories. Peach was off somewhere creating evil outfits that Samus would reluctantly wear.

Gwin was helping Samus find shirts to wear with her new jeans, which she admitted to liking.

About four and a half outfits after we arrived at the store Peach dragged everyone into the dressing room to try on their loot. While whoever had found clothes changed she helped an unwilling Samus into a mini-dress and platform heels.

"Well now she'll be a big hit in the club." Gwin commented when Samus modeled.

"Those heels are a bit tall for her, and that dress is well..." I added, she finished my sentence.

"Whorrish."

Peach scowled and led the poor bounty hunter back into the confined room.

While they were gone, Krystal started singing along with the store music and by the time they re-emerged we were all singing Fergalicious.

"The shirt would work if her-" Gwin started, Krystal interrupted her as a man walked by, "She's too big a cup size, it's too racy, try the next size up, I'm sure that one of us could take the side in."

Amy asked where Peach had found the shirt and ran off to get it while I ended the criticism, "The pants are very classy, we can buy those."

The shirt did fit in the next size up and a few of the other pieces were bought, most of them were very un-Samus-y.

The last ensemble was feathery, poof-y, short, revealing, and generally psychotic. Gwin choked on whatever it was she was drinking when she saw it, and Peach had a fit and called nine-one-one, we all discovered what the secret beverage was, and Samus ruined the outfit by smacking Gwin on the back to help when everybody else was too amused to do anything.

The beverage was, in fact, blood.

V

Jealousy is not a feeling I usually experience.

I don't generally enjoy beating up my opponents.

I've never considered something or someone as mine, off limits, you can't have them.

So when I basically mauled Ike during our one on one duel everyone was shocked.

Everyone, that is, but Snake and Lucario.

After the match the big Anubis walked up to me, put one of his immense paws on my shoulder, and shook his head.

A lot of the other smashers were disappointed by my actions, I had a real reputation of being the gentleman here, now rumors were circulating.

Some said I was gay, someone asked me if I was unstable, Snake bluntly told me to ask Zelda out before she heard anything and flipped at me, which I deserved. I was supposed to be the good one, polite, fair, not sitting on someone punching them.

I sat on the balcony and moped all day instead of listening, Sonic pestered me and started singing at the top of his lungs and off key, "LI-INK AND IKE, SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" until Ike, who had suffered some actual bruises, threw something at him.

At dinner time Samus came in and sat next to me, I was shocked at her racy apparel and she explained what had happened, I told her what I had done and she nodded.

We talked for a while, confiding in each other as friends but eventually our hunger got the best of us and we went downstairs to eat.

Of course time practically stopped when we walked in, half the guy's eyes popped out, and Sonic started singing some ridiculously perverted and gay song about me. I can't see what Amy sees in him.

Samus and I got our food in silence. She asked me if we could sit together, not wanting to face Peach and I obliged, Snake would probably be too bug-eyed about her and Lucario would be too busy savoring his food, which didn't really sound pleasant at the time.

About half way through the meal Zelda walked over and apologized for letting this happen to Samus, who just said "It's okay, but maybe next time I wear something like this, it could be more private? Like say... not everyone in the Smash mansion?"

"Does he know?" Zelda asked, referring to me, I felt like she should be murdering me or ignoring me, not asking questions about me. Regardless of their casualness.

"Yeah." Samus answered, 'Do you know?' I wanted to say.

Zelda nodded and sat down between us, "So how was your day, Link?" she asked me.

I couldn't remember how to speak and was mentally kicking myself for suddenly being so awkward with her, I'd known her for years!

"He had a bad day, and doesn't want to talk about it... and don't listen to Sonic when he blabs about it." Samus answered for me. Zelda nodded, "Yes, I think we all heard his little song." she said.

After a few more awkward seconds she returned to her table and gasped at the lily sitting next to her plate.

I turned away. "He's going to win." I mumbled.

"You don't know that, You two have been friends forever, he's just the new guy. If I had a best friend from my game rivaling for me with some new guy that I had barely noticed then I would totally go for my friend."

I looked at her sideways. "What about... Captain Falcon? He likes you, he's been around a while, you don't even see him!"

"He's just another fighter to me, we aren't even friends. Zelda is always talking about the stuff you do in your worlds... and anyway, Captain Falcon is a freak."

"I have been confused for you before, I have a floppy hat, my ears are pierced, I wear tights, why would she ever choose me?! I mean look at him, he's a knight, he's big, he's strong, he doesn't wear a stupid hat and he never gets confused for a girl. And by the goddesses, he doesn't throw fits!"

I walked quickly out of the room and ignored Sonic's taunts that I was about to cry.

Well? Polite, constructive criticism is welcomed, and sorry if there are any spelling problems, I really con't see them, please correct me.

And I was gone yesterday and the day before, just so you know.