Shadowsonicstar: These chapters shall be longer and stuff
Moonlight: She does not own anything except a few OCs.
Naruto: Oh yeah! I get to be hokage of my own village!
Sasuke: You already said that.
Shadowsonicstar: START
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" Teme! I want that building to be the hokage tower!" Naruto declared pointing at the building towards the right. " You can't see all the village from there baka! And you can't be hokage!" Sasuke declared pointing at the building towards the left. They restored 3-4 buildings in the past three days, but needed a hokage tower, or zenkage tower how Sasuke likes to put it.
" I agree with emo-boy. The left is probably better." the two boys turned around and saw a girl standing behind them. " Who the hell are you?!" Sasuke asked getting his sharingan ready. " Holas! My name is Shadow from the Snow country. I'm a fugitive!" she introduced herself quite happily. " And your proud of yourself?" Naruto asked confused. " Not really, but I flooded the place! It was really fun! woah... I am proud of myself!" she replied. " Flooded?" " well..."
FlashBack of Almighty Awesome-ness
" Bored. So bored. Bored beyond all-"
" Will you be quite Shadow."
" Sorry Thunder."
" Better be. I'm gonna go to the tea village for the chunnin exams." Thunder left the house without another word.
" Wonder what'll happen if I turn on all the water at the same time?" Shadow muttered." Never know untill I try! Kage-Bushin!" about 100 hundred Shadow clones went into every house and turned on the sinks at the same time, also flushing the toilets at the same time. All the pipes exploded and the village was underwater.
" SHADOW!!!"
" uhh...see ya's!"
End FlashBack of Awesome-ness
" You flooded the village?"
" Yup!"
" Baka."
" Shut up Teme!"
" oh yeah! Told you, you were a teme!" Naruto interrupted breaking Sasuke and Shadow out of their kind and sincere conversation. Sasuke and Naruto finally decided to take a good look at her. She was about their age and as short or even shorter than Naruto. Her black hair was just above her shoulders.
" SHADOW!!!" all three of them turned around to see another person running towards them. She was older than Shadow and had long blonde hair. " Sup Thunder." Shadow greeted walking up to her friend. " Can I live with you guys and the emo kid?" she asked.
" What did you do this time useless?"
" Shut it you dobe!"
FlashBack Of Stupidity
" So, who shall become our new chunnin?" the Kazekage asked turning to the hokage. " I propose-" but Tsunade never got to finish her sentence because she was to busy laughing on the floor. In front of her was the Kazekage... with his pants down. " Hokage-sama, what-" he looked down and saw what she was laughing at. He turned around and saw Thunder laughing in a corner.
" THUNDER!!!"
" uhh..bye!" and she ran away.
End FlashBack Of Stupidity
" My cousin is right. You are useless." Shadow said with a sigh. " No I'm not!" Thunder defended.
FlashBack Of Useless-ness
" Thunder! Burger King or
chinese food?"
" I know! Go to China and have chinese
food there."
" Thunder..."
" Yes Kit?"
" YOU'RE USELESS!!!"
End FlashBack Of Useless-ness
" Crazy People!!! I have arrived!" All four of them turned around to see another person running towards them. " Hey Shadow! Useless. Blondie. Emo." she greeted. " What did you and your stupidity do this time?" Shadow asked looking at her cousin. She was much older than all of them, about 17, and had wavy long black hair.
" I kinda burned Orochimaru's new body..."
" GEEZ! And my mom trusts you more than me!!!" Shadow rambled on about how being younger is no fun.
" says the one with the attention spam of a ghram cracker."
" Shut up Kit."
FlashBack Of PYROS!!!
" I'm bored."
" Why don't you go spar with my backup body, Sai for Sasuke-kun is missing?" Orochi(too lazy to type)suggested.
" Whatever."
Kit walked over to Sai and gave a smirk,confident she would win. Sai cruched down and began to attack, He threw a couple of punches and Kit merely dodjed them, moving easily out of his grasp. She jumped up and did a back-flip, twisting her body in the air to aim a couple of shuriken Sai's way. Sai easily batted them away with a kunai and he ran towards her. Metal hit metal an made a grining noise as they were caught in a dead-lock. She smirked and pulled back a little, kicking his chest so that he flew backwards. She quickly got distance between them and she bit down on one end of wire. Throwing a ouple of shuriken that were attached to the other end of the wire, she manuevered them to trap Sai in the wire.
A couple of hand signals later and she yelled around the wire in her mouth, "Katon: Gyokyaku no Justu!" Fire swelled in her chest and burst from her mouth traveling down the wire and untimately burning Sai to a crisp. She imagined he would have made it out. but Sai was too much of an Idiot to get out of a simple trap.
"Oops.." She said as she saw Sai's crisply burnt body.
" Hello Kit. I was just stopping by to see how my new body was do- OMG!!! You burned my body!" Orochi yelled walking into the room.
" sorry?"
" You shall pay for this!!! Curse Seal Power ACTIVATE!!!" Orochi yelled raising his hands in the air. But, nothing happened.
" umm... Orochimaru-sama, you never gave me a curse seal..."
" oh. DIE!!!"
" See ya!" she said as she ran out of his lair.
End FlashBack Of Fire!!!
" I knew you were always stupid but this goes beyond your stupiditiy!!!" Shadow said laughing her head off while rolling on the floor. " Sooo, can I join you guys?" Kit asked. " Sure. Why not?"
" GUYS!!!" all five of them turned around and saw yet another person running towards them(last person I swear). " Lightning?" a girl just a bit shorter than Thunder but taller than Shadow was behind them. She had black hair that went just below her shoulders. " They banned me from the chunnin exams for being too smart T-T..." she explained. " okay..."
" Hiya Thunder!"
" Hey look, its Rainbow." Shadow stated.
" HIDE ME!!!" Thunder ran to hide behind Lightning who hid behind Kit who hid behind Shadow.
" Hi Shadow!" a hyper kid about their same age as Shadow. He had short black hair and his bangs were past his eyebrows. " Can I join?"
" Sure. We could always use a village idiot." Shadow said.
" TRAITOR!!!" everyone yelled who were behind her.
" And being the village idiot can mortally injure you ar even kill..."
" oh Hail Shadow-sama."
Sasuke and Naruto were confused through all of this. Sasuke was the first to snap out of it though. " hey dobe, what are we gonna call this village of ours anyway?" Naruto was in deep thought for a moment but proudly pronouced, " Village... of the Fugitives!"
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Shadowsonicstar: yeah yeah. I know the ending of this chapter was inda stupid but, I couldn't think of anything else.
Moonlight: Cuz she's stupid that way.
Shadowsonicstar: Shut up. By the way, plz forgive for the first chapter. Even I thought it sucked.
Sasuke: Keep reading this story and I just might not kill you...
Naruto: RAMEN!!!
