Shadowsonicstar: Holas ppl. This chapter is probably gonna be pretty long. SANKYU my faithful readers for waiting for thine chapter!
Moonlight: If she owned Naruto she wouldn't be here in the first place
Kit: no she would have made sasuke gay and more emo than he already is and Naruto would also be gay and going after sasuke. basically naruto would be a very messed up world if she owned it.
Shadowsonicstar: Geez thanks.
Kit: You're welcome.
Shadowsonicstar: oh yeah. when I said a year in last chap, i meant 10 years!
Moonlight: Idiot.
Shadowsonicstar: Ah yes. Also. I will be going to Ecuador June 16 – July 7. So don't expect updates for about three weeks. I'm sorry I haven't been doing it regularly, I had exams to study for and all that other crap. I will be back on a regular speed. After Ecuador.
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Kakashi and co. were walking in the village, Kakashi stopped dead when he saw the restauraunt 'Uchiha Fiesta'.
" Hello Hatake-san." Itachi greeted walking out of the restauraunt sweeping the front part.
" ITACHI?!" Kakashi revealed his sharingan ready to attack. " Hi you must be new to the village!" Natsumi ran up to them. Everyone just stared at Natsumi who just ran up to them.
" Natsumi! Get back here!" Sasuke and Naruto grabbed Natsumi and she stood behind them.
" Naruto?! Sasuke?!"
Everyone was shocked. They have been searching for years and they just find them. And Naruto had wolf ears and a tail.
" What are you doing here?! Konoha is your home!" Kakashi said trying to reason with them, but they just shook their heads.
" Yeah. I'm sure I would love to go back to the village that shunned me and will most likely kill me for 'corrupting' their precious Uchiha" Naruto barked bitterly. " And there is no way I'm going to I'm going to a village with fangirls who will probably hurt my dobe for 'corrupting' me." Sasuke added with a scowl.
" Kitling! Rainbow got his head stuck in the toilet again!" Kyuubi yelled running over to them. He saw Kakashi gaping at him while everyone behind him looked confused. " KYUUBI?!" Kakashi gaped.
This can not be happening! He supposed to be sealed! Kakashi thought.
" Ah. Hello Hatake-san." Kyuubi greeted bowing respectfully.
" Kyuu-chan!" Shukaku yelled running towards kyuubi.
Everyone saw Shukaku already so they were very suprised to see him human. Worse. The girls were drooling and even the guys thought he was handsome. Not hot. They thought Kyuubi, was hot. Shukaku was handsome. " Where the hell did you put my hairbrush?!"
" SHUKAKU?!"
" Who the hell are you?"
Kakashi did not understand it. There are demons as humans! There was something very wrong.
" Hello Kakashi-kun!" Kakashi turned around to see Arashi with a big smile on his face. "SENSEI!!!" Kakashi yelled happily. " 4 HOKAGE-SAMA!!!" everyone else was still paralyzed in shock. Arashi laughed at their reactions. " I'm sure Obito would be glad to see you again." he said.
" Obito is here too?!"
" uhh... yeah?"
" OBITO!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!" Naruto called.
Another voice answered, " I DON'T WANNA!!!"
Naruto started to get annoyed. " I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU, RESURRECT YOU, BURN YOU, RESURRECT YOU AGAIN, AND BURN YOU SOME MORE IF YOU DON'T GET OVER HERE!!!" The voice just laughed. " ALREADY BEEN THERE!!!"
" You're Kashi-kun is here!"
The voice squealed and Obito cam running out of nowhere dragging Shisui with him. "Dropping Shisui off to work! Kashi-kun!!!"
" OBITO!!!"
" Okay people, can you plz leave? I'll take care of this." Naruto ordered. Everyone left except the Konoha peeps and Naruto, Sasuke, and Natsumi. " Get Baa-can here tomorrow and I'll explain everything." he said.
( was thinking of leaving it there but what the heck!)
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Intermission
" Where do babies come from?" Natsumi asked
" Yo mama." Kit answered
" Where does my mama come from?"
" Yo mama's mama"
" Where does chocolate come from?"
" uhh... a stork?"
End Intermission
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Next Day
" There was a village here and no one ever noticed?!" Tsunade asked walking into the village. Naruto was standing in front of the main gate waiting for them.
" Glad you people could make it. Lets start with the peeps. I'm the Zenkage. Sasuke is the Anbu captain. Shadow and the gang are his comrads. Natsumi is our daughter." he said motioning them to follow him.
" What do you mean by 'daughter'?" Sakura asked.
" he means we are married and Kyuubi allowed him to have children." Sasuke answered walking up to them.
Everyone fainted. Except Ino who was squealing and Jiriaya who had a perverted grin on his face.
Tsunade woke up to the smell of sake and tacos. She looked around and saw she was at a restaurant. It wasn't so bad. She was on the floor of a restaurant. Yondaime and other dead people eating. And Orochimaru hovering over her.
Orochimaru? Dead people? oh how wrong this picture was. " GYAAAAA!!!! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!" she yelled waking everyone up around her.
Kakashi saw his teacher, best friend, and former hokage eating tacos with Naruto.
" SENSEI!!!"
He ran over to them." How?! When?! Dead?! Alive?! Cinco de Mayo?! Itachi?! and I like tacos..." Kakashi ranted randomly. Everyone took a seat at the table.
" Bienvenidos to 'Uchiha Fiesta'! May I take your order?" Itachi asked walking up to them.
" S-class missing nin serving tacos?" Tsunade asked looking confused and terrified at the same time. " No worries. he's cool. 12 tacos and some sake plz." Naruto ordered. " Coming right up wolf boy." Naruto glared. " Fine fine. Wolf boy-sama" he said leaving.
" I wanna help too!" Orochimaru yelled following Itachi. " Me too!" Natsumi said following Orochimaru. " Let's steal some cookies from the kitchen." Orochimaru told Natsumi. " Roger that!"she answered. " Wait for me Oreo-chan!" Shadow said popping up behind him. They all went to the kitchen.
" Was that... Orochimaru?..." they all looked completely terrified. " He's good and great friends with the Natsumi and Shadow." Naruto reassured her.
Thunder dragged Gaara out of the group leading him to the mall while he held a sign on his back that said 'help me' so everyone behind him could see.
Lightning sighed she grabbed Zabuza, thankfully sane, to make sure Thunder doesn't hurt herself. Kit plopped down next to Obito.
(This should be hint to friendships. NOT PAIRINGS.)
" sigh best I'm gonna get outta him..." people just stared at him.
" Dad..."
" okay..."
Everyone looked at the Yondaime confused. " oh yeah. Naruto is my son!" he said in an oops-I-forgot-something-important-but-I-don't-care voice.
"WHAT?!"
Jiriaya looked at his former student. " How did you forget to tell me?!". Arashi just laughed. " I also kinda forgot to tell you I'm a werewolf." he said. " AND you're a werewolf?!" Jiriaya shouted again. " Sorry, I meant to tell you the day you bought me ramen. I must have forgot!" he laughed. " FORGOT?! I bought you ramen almost everyday!!!" Jiriaya yelled once more.
"opps. Anyway. I'm a silver werewolf from a very rare and unique tribe where the other tribes feared our power and tried to kill us all when my mother dropped me off in Konoha and ran and here I am. Our tribe can control demon chakra very well,since we have our own special chakra, and we pass out talents to our offspring with some traits." he explained pionting at Naruto's 'features'.
" And I used to wonder where Kakashi got his tardy habit from..." Naruto muttered under his breath.
" At least I don't make up Egyptian raps..." the Yondaime said taking a bite of is taco and glaring at Obito.
FlashBack of Egypt
Obito came out dressed in sun god cloths and looking all egyptiany.
Yo people I am your king
Yo people I am your king
Now I say gimmie all your things
For I am your King
Thats right
I'm Uchihakamen
(Emperor's New School theme song) vvv
U-C-H-I-H-A Uchihakamen!
He's on his way to rule all
He's here to make all the calls
But first he got to rule all the peasants
He's gonna be your pharoh and he's totally
He's gonna be your next king
He's gonna keep all your rings
His guards are loyal
They won't spoil-
uhh... thought this was all about me!... Spell my name again!
U-C-H-I-H-A Uchihakamen!
(end going back to badly rap)vvv
Thats right!
I'm your pharoh
So bow down to me
On your peasanty knees
Cuz I'm Uchihakamen
Thats right
Uchihakamen
(does Kuzco's uh huh uh huh thing)
BAM Thats a rap!
Obito was leaning against the wall gangster style. " No MORE SUGAR FOR YOU INSANE RELATIVE OF MINE!!!" Itachi yelled from the house. He grabbed Obito and dragged him inside.
" I SAID NO TOUCHY!!!"
"whatev..."
End FlashBack of Egypt
" True." Itachi commented giving everyone a taco. " Explain." Tsunade ordered. " Fine. well..."
FlashBack Of Tacos
"There's a village here?" Itachi asked to himself, as he always ignored Kisame. They proceeded walking through the gates.
Itachi was having a bad day. First, he was having an awesome dream about opening a Mexican restaurant, then Kisame woke him up. Oh how he wanted sushi at that moment.
"OHAYO!!! You guys must be new to the village, so I gotta take you to the Zenkage!" Shadow greeted, running up to them.
"Do you know who I am?" Itachi asked.
He was very confused. No one was running.
"By your looks plus the sharingan, I think you're a S-class missing nin named Itachi Uchiha and you are with your partner Kisame Hoshigake." she stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Curious, Itachi and Kisame followed Shadow into the tower.
Naruto was sitting at the desk signing papers, as Sasuke looked them over and put some more on his desk.
"Ahem." Shadow said catching their attention. Naruto looked up. "yeah?"
"Found an Uchiha hottie and a fish freak around the border Naruto-kun." Shadow said.
"Very well. You are dismissed." Naruto said.
Shadow left the room leaving Itachi and Kisame in the room.
Both Sasuke and Naruto ignored his presence and continued their work. Oh how our poor hottie Uchiha was confused. He glance towards Kisame only to see him talking to the fish in the bowl in the corner of the room.
"Hello foolish little brother. Demon container." Itachi greeted hoping to piss them off, or at least get their attention.
"Sup." Naruto said without glancing.
"NO! ABSOLUTLEY NOT!!!" Sasuke yelled. Itachi mentally congratulated himself for at least getting Sasuke riled up. But too his surprise, he turned to Naruto.
"Shisui already had training area #79! Why does he also get #36 too?" Sasuke whined. Yes, whined.
"Cuz I said so."
"But you know I like to train there!"
"Well too bad."
"You hate me don't you!"
"Yes. Yes I do."
Sasuke turned back to his papers mumbling something about baka wolves.
Itachi face faulted and made another attempt for attention.
"I am here for Naruto-kun."
"Sorry. You're too late." Naruto answered casually.
Itachi almost almost jumped, but didn't cuz of his Uchiha pride. But he did yell.
"YOU GAVE A BLOOD THIRSTY DEMON TO A RANDOM PERSON?!"
" HEY! I wasn't that blood thirsty!" a voice said from behind him.
This time Itachi did jump and turned around. Kyuubi (in human form) stood before him with an annoyed look.
"Hi kyuu." Naruto said still not looking up from his paper work.
" YOU LET THE KYUUBI OUT?!?!" Itachi yelled once again losing his Uchiha cool.
"COUSIN!!!" Shisui ran into the office and glomped Itachi.
"SHISUI?!"
Itachi was seriously freaking out. He dug into his cloak and pulled out a book titled 'So you're a S-class missing nin, also a member of Akatsuki, in a village where you are looking for a demon container, but they let the demon out, your partner keeps talking to fish in a bowl, and your dead cousin who you killed for a bloodline along with the rest of the clan except your little brother, is alive and you are seriously freaking out' by Shadowsonicstar.
He quickly read the entire book, but sadly, he was still freaking out. "THAT'S IT! I QUIT! I'M OPENING A RESTAURANT!"
He asked Naruto for land and it was given.
"Kisame. You're coming with me." he said dragging Kisame out the door.
End FlashBack Of Tacos
"Ouch." Tsunade commented, taking a sip of her sake. "What about Kyuubi?" Jiraiya asked.
FlashBack of Demons
Kit I'm bored
too bad
This is the song that never ends! And it goes on and on my friends! Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was! And they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the so-
okay okay! I get it. I'll let you out for a bit.
'out'? Since when was OUT a option?!
Whoops. I kinda developed a jutsu that extracts demons without killing the host...
And just how long ago did you make this jutsu?
A month ago...
AND YOU TELL ME THIS NOW?!
Hehe..forgot?
"Ohayo brat! I'm gonna take Natsumi to see Tails." Shukaku (human) said passing Naruto.
Was that Shukaku?
I may have used it on him first...
KIT!!!
Naruto quickly made a bunch of hand signs and yelled, Plz don't eat me no jutsu!
Two seconds later, Kyuubi appeared in front of him (human) glaring at him very angrily. Very.
"NARUTO!!!"
"BYE!"
Naruto yelled running out of the building. Many trees were burned that day TT. And Naruto got flamed, but we don't care about him.
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"Amazing. Now please explain the dead." Kakashi said pointing at all the dead people at the table.
FlashBack of Randomness
"RASENGAN!"
"CHIDORI!"
Sasuke and Naruto's attackes clashed and a gate appeared.
"oh yeah! Told you clashing chidori and rasengan in our normal forms would open a gate!" Naruto said doing a victory dance. (Kuzco's to be exact).
"NOT! You said it would break open my skull!" Sasuke retorted.
"Well heaven was my second guess!" Naruto defended.
"umm...hello?"
They turned around to see Haku, Zabuza, Sandaime, Yondaime, Rin, Obito, Shisui, the rest of the Uchiha clan, and...Orochimaru.
"Uhh...what's Orochimaru doing in heaven?" Naruto asked.
"yeah...isn't he suppose to be evil and not dead?" Sasuke added.
"Err...yeah. You see, when the real Orochimaru was experimenting with the babies to get the First's techniques, he accidently put a sample of his dna in one of them which ended up being me. I survived along with Yamato, but we got seperated and eventually one of the real Orochimaru's guys killed me." he explained.
"Okay...shouldn't we call you something else then?" Sasuke suggested.
"ooh! Oreo-chan!" Shadow declared popping up from behind Sasuke. She grabbed his arm and dragged him towards the village. Thunder also revealed herself from behind Naruto.
"Me gonna go find Gaara!" she said ignoring everyone else as she too ran back to the village.
Kit fell out of the tree she was hiding in trying to pry a squirrel off of her. "Stupid squirrel! She got it off and it attached itself to Obito's face. Now, there is something we should now about him. He has squirrelaphobia.
"GET OFF!!!" he crashed into a tree where the squirrel decided to get off Obito's face. Kit and Obito started cowering slowly towards the village. The squirrel glared and gave out a lion's roar.
"KYAA!!! DEMON SQUIRREL!!!" They both ran to the village, the squirrel not far behind.
Everyone else stared.
"Yeah. I call the sane ones." Lightning said coming out of nowhere, dragging both Haku and Zabuza towards the village as well.
"Sooo...wanna live with us?" Naruto asked breaking the awkward silence.
"Why not?" the hokages answered walking to the village.
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"okay..." Kakashi said slightly disturbed by their methods. Especially Kit's and Obito's.
"LETS PARTY!!!"
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Shadowsonicstar: yay. Don't expect any updates till after July 7 people. And sankyu for the reviews! I will thank you guys personally in the next chapter!