A/N: Thanks again to all the lovely people who reviewed! And now that I think about it...Emmett and Jacob DO seem to be more likely candidates for firing than Jasper...Let's see how that all works out. Well, nobody's getting re-hired anytime, so there's only one thing that can happen.

Chapter 3

The next day:

"Ok guys, yesterday was your first day and I've all ready gotten 50 complaints, so I'm going to start from good to WORSE." Kendal announced.

They looked at each other.

"Miss Brandon, I am very impressed with you, there's only one problem you need to fix," she said, looking at Alice, "…now that we took care of the, er, situation with Mr. Hale."

"What's the other problem?"

"Your stalker."

"What stalker?" Bella asked.

"I took care of him." Emmett said winking at Alice.

"Next… Emmett, Ms Swan…I can't have you both playing, so start working. Bella, you're going to take over at the check out counter."

"But it's so fun." Emmett whined, as he dragged himself away. Bella rolled her eyes.

"Anyway…Mr. Masen, I don't see anything you've done wrong and I'm very happy, so you can go back to Electronics now."

Edward smiled and walked out of the room.

"So with all these problems I've decided to change your stations. After your done reading it, I would like Ms. Hale and Mr. Black to stay behind."

Kendal put their new stations on the board:

Bella- Check out

Emmett and Rosalie- Toys

Alice and Edward- Electronics

Everyone left and Rosalie and Jacob sat at Kendal's desk.

"Why isn't my name on the list?" Jacob asked.

"Jake..."

"Jacob." Jacob corrected.

"Jacob, I don't think your stable enough to work."

"What do you mean?" Jacob asked with a confused look on his face.

"You told a girl to go to Target….one of our biggest competitors, you gave a man shitty domestic advice, and seduced my grandmother. All in three days." Kendal pointed out.

"That was your Grandmother?" Jacob asked.

"YES!"

"You need help." Rosalie said, laughing.

"With that said…I'm firing you."

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Jacob said, hopping on to the table.

"Mr. Black, please sit down."

"I can't take this….I'm going to kill myself." Jacob said standing on the table

He began to tie his shirt around a ceiling fan.

"About time!!" Rosalie grinned.

"Yeah, not in my office. Kill yourself at home." Kendal informed.

Jacob threw his vest on the ground and walked out the door crying his eyes out.

"Now, Ms. Hale, I want to talk to you about why I changed your position."

"Okay..." Rosalie said slowly.

"Yesterday you broke 7 CD covers, the cash register AND you deleted the stock files for over eighty products."

"So sorry."

"I was thinking about firing you, but you haven't given me that much trouble. Do you think you can work at the toy department without destroying it?"

"Yes." Rosalie said, with a slight smile on her face.

(Check out)

"Hello, sir. Welcome to Wal-Mart." Bella said smiling.

"Bitch." The man said.

"What?" Bella said as her smiled dropped.

"Nothing."

Bella continued to scan his items.

"WHORE!" The man yelled.

"Excuse me?"

"Al Gore….Al Gore is over there."

"No, he's not." Bella said, after looking.

"Stupid bitch."

"Did you just call me a stupid bitch?"

"No...I'm sorry!" The man said nervously.

He began playing with his hands.

"Have a great day…" Bella said looking at him like he was crazy.

He took his groceries.

"GO BACK TO PHEONIX, FUCKER!" The man called, as he walked away.

Bella ran after him. She jumped on the man, knocking him to the ground.

(At the toys)

"Hungry Hippo!" Rosalie squealed, "And Monopoly!"

"Rose? Are you going to continue to name shit, or help me put these G.I. Joe figures on the shelf?" Emmett asked.

"Sorry."

Rosalie started helping him.

"You want to know a secret?" Emmett asked.

"Sure."

"You have to promise not to laugh."

"It's me! Of course I promise."

"I use to play with Barbie's when I was little." Emmett said below a whisper.

"Oh God." Rosalie said laughing.

"You promised." Emmett said sadly.

"I'm sorry, but picturing Emmett Cullen playing with Barbies is very amusing. I didn't even know that they were around in the 1940's!" Rosalie said, laughing.

Emmett was about to say something when they both saw people rushing to the front of the store.

(Electronics)

"I have never seen so many movies in my life." Alice said.

"I love it." Edward said laughing.

"Never heard of this one before." Alice said picking up a movie, with a pale, bronze-haired man embracing a young brunette on the cover.

"When you can live forever, what do you live for? ...A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with…a vampire?!" Edward read, disbelievingly off the back.

The two looked at each other.

"We should check this out some time." Alice said.

"I'm not into films which mock vampires…and look at that dude hugging the girl. His expression is ridiculous!"

"He looks kinda like you, Ed."

Before Edward could say anything a group of people began to run to the front of the store.

"Some girl is kicking this guy's ass!" one of them screamed.

(Checkout)

"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" Yelled the customers.

The three of them ran to the check out and found Bella beating the shit out of some guy. Edward pushed past the people and dragged her away.

"What the hell is going on!?" Emmett asked.

"I don't know." The man said innocently.

Alice helped the man up.

"ALBINO FREEEEEAK!" The man yelled to Edward.

"HEY!" Edward said, sounding offended.

"I'm so sorry if I offended you." The man said.

"I think he's bipolar." Rosalie said.

"Maybe the two of you are related." Alice teased.

They started laughing, while Bella shoved her middle finger in the guy's face.

"I WANT THE FIVE OF YOU IN MY OFFICE NOW." Kendal said, shoving past the hordes of people who were watching the exchange.

(in the office)

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, MS SWAN?"

Bella explained the whole story to Kendal.

"I knew he had a problem," Jasper said.

"Mr. Hale? You don't work here anymore. What do you want?" Kendal asked.

"I wanted to hear the story."

"You're supposed to be babysitting Jacob," Rosalie reminded.

"I had to leave, because he was making me sick."

Everyone shook their heads.

"Miss Swan, I'm sorry, but I have to fire you." Kendal said.

Bella laughed sourly as she walked out the door.

A/N: I know that vampires don't break stuff by accident, but I have a feeling that Rosalie would get a kick out of trashing Wal-Mart products.

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