A/N: Final chapter! Actually it's more of an epilogue.
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EPILOGUE:
Everyone walked in the loft laughing their asses off. Edward sat at his piano, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper sat on the couch, Jacob and Alice sat in chairs, and Bella sat on the coffee table.
"Damn, that was fun." Emmett said.
"As much as I hated that shit hole, I'm going to miss it." Rosalie said softly.
"Are you serious?" Bella asked.
"No."
They laughed.
"I should have the film ready by next week." Edward said.
"I can't wait to watch our destruction." Jacob said.
"Shit!" Alice said looking on the floor.
"What's wrong?" Jasper asked.
"I found the lighter fluid."
"Now you find it." Emmett said dryly.
"What were you going to do with it?" Jacob asked nervously.
"We were going to set the roof on fire!" Alice said.
"Yeah." Bella said excitingly "And scream.."
"THE ROOF…. THE ROOF…. THE ROOF IS ON FIRE WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN…BURN MOTHER….BURN." Bella and Jasper sang.
"You bitches are crazy." Alice said, giggling.
"Edward? When the hell did you find out about the weed?" Emmett asked.
"The first day, actually."
"How did you know this would happen?" Bella asked.
Everyone else wanted to know the same question.
"Easy…..it's in our nature." Alice said with a smirk. "But, how did you know about the anger management, Jacob?"
"Kendal goes to the same anger management class Leah goes to."
Jacob began crying. Rosalie walked up to him.
"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF." She said as she smacked him in the face.
Jacob's cries got louder, Emmett held Rosalie back so she wouldn't beat him up.
"Sit down." Edward said firmly.
Rosalie sat next to Alice who was shaking her head.
"Big baby." Rosalie mumbled under her breath.
"Fat blonde bitch." Jacob shot back.
"Ok kids...don't make me put you in timeout." Alice said, rolling her eyes.
Emmett picked up the news paper and began reading it.
"Now what are we going to do?" Jasper said.
"Yeah, Rose is the only one with a job." Bella said.
"And I'm very happy." Rosalie said, smiling.
"Hey, the mall is hiring." Emmett said.
"Let's go." They said as the headed for the door
A/N: And there you have it. Reviews are love.
