WRITER : I've sunk so deeply into all of my random comments that I haven't got a random oar to hit a tree with!!

JUHUX : Heaven forebid.

REENEY : Has anyone seen my eyeliner?

WRITER : I ATE IT!!

REENEY : DIE! tackles

LYN : Pass the popcorn.

Juhux passes popcorn to Lyn

JUHUX : God I wish I had a video camera.

BAKURA : I have never been so proud.

JUHUX : Sensei if you start crying i'll have to take pictures and use them as blackmail material.

KAIBA : I'm just here for the food.

LYN : Then munch away and watch the idgets dance.

REENEY : COUGH IT UP DAMNIT!!

WRITER : NEVER!!

BAKURA : They grow up so fast.

PETER PAN : THaTS MY LINE!!

BAKURA : Oh its ON now!!

And thus Peter Pan and Yami Bakura brawl...thats right an ancient egyptian ring spirit and an elf boy who never freaking dies going at it right here right now...whats wrong with this picture?! There has to be something weird in the water i've been drinking.

END OF RANDOM INTRO START OF RANDOM PLOT

We find our weirdos in the midst of a confuseing battle of skill, cunning, eyeliner, milkshakes, and water buffalos. A battle that will be remembred for days to come, and those few who actually saw it will say that it was probably one of the dumbest sights that they ever saw. So come my merry anime geeks, come and watch with me as a true band retards performs for us a head bashing, eye gouging, brain poping show that will give us all nightmares for years to come.

"So wait a minute, " Juhux said rubbing her temples, "Bakura-sama has had a daughter since when?"

"Probably since he knocked up my ancient egyptian mommy!" Reeney chirped cheerfully.

There was a resounding thud as Lyn hit Reeney upside the head so hard that even Juhux winced.

"Rea," she scolded angrily, "what did I say about telling random strangers your life story?!"

"THAT FUCKING HURT YA BITCH!!" Reeney screamed completely ignoring her friends question.

"What would you do if I told you I don't care?" Lyn questioned sarcastically.

Reeney frowned "I would wander off and find someone hotter then you to talk to!!

Again the bruette rolled her eyes, "Reeney I was being sarcastic again, ya know that little mocking way of talking that seems to elude you?"

Reeney pouted again, "Your sarcasm still sucks."

Then suddenly, fast as lightening, Lyn did the unthinkable, she smacked Reeney in the back of the head continuously, leaveing a sereis of large red bumps for the world to see.

'Wow,' Juhux thought horrified ',She has absolutely no sense of self preservation.'

It was then that Reeney's eyes started to glaze over and unless Juhux's eyes were playing tricks on her, a small group of birds started to fly in a circular motion aroud her head, obscureing her view. Apparently she had been hit a couple of times to many and had taken temporary leave of her senses.

"Daddy I want ice cream." she slurred leaning against Lyns shoulder with a half dreamy half insane look on her face.

Lyn grinned, "Only if you eat your hat Rea." she said.

Reeney growled, pushing away from Lyn and stumbling over to Juhux's side where she promptly fell against her chest almost knocking the blond girl over in the process.

"Uncle" she whined pathetically, "Daddy won't give me any ice cream, make him give me some!"

Juhux looked over to Lyn who was snickering lightly and signaling for Juhux to play along. The blue eyed thief smirked and nodded catching Reeney under her arms to prevent the wobbling girl from falling.

"Did you finish your hat?" she questioned in a motherly tone.

"No." Reeney mummbled into the other girls shoulder.

"Then no ice cream."

"But uncle! she moaned.

"Reeney, what did I just tell you?!" Lyn piped in.

"Now now," Juhux tutted, "We can't be TO harch on the girl now can we...brother?"

Lyn snorted at the last part, "No I suppose we can't." Reeney seemed to perk up slighlty at that, "But she still can't have any ice cream, i'm not going to spoil her!"

Juhux sighed in mock despair patting Reeney on the back, "No thats what us uncles are for isn't it?"

"Ice cream?" Reeney asked hopefully.

"Sorry Reeney," the older girl apologized, "No ice cream, but maybe if you asked your daddy in a REALLY annoying way, he'd give you a piggy back ride."

"No I woul-"

"YAAAY, PIGGY BACK RIDE!!" and with that Reeney jumped onto Lyn's back and started begging her in the most infuriating way possible to PLEASE give her a piggy back ride or she would naw his (her, Reeney still thinks that Lyns a guy) ears off, until finally she consented.

"I'm going to have to kill you for this later." Lyn grouched discontentedly as she carried a bounceing Reeney down the sidewalk. It had taken a good five minutes to get Reeney onto Lyn's back, and Lyn had almost just thrown her in fornt of a car at one point, and action that had lightened Juhux's mood considerably, despite how dead she was going to be when they finally managed to get to the Bakura residence.

Juhux giggled "Look at the bright side, at least you got your map back."

Lyn rolled her eyes at her, clearly not amused, " Shut up sofa girl."

CHAPTER END

BAKURA : Peter Pan is dead, I am victorious!!

JUHUX : Thats nice sensei, now please leave the crazy elf alone and help us with your kid!

REENEY :THE ANTS ARE COMEIN FOR ME!!

LYN : CAN'T THEY COME FOR YOU SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T MY BACK?!

YAMI :dances past with head phones on singing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"

BAKURA : Scuse me while I go get blackmail material.

JUHUX : Wati for me damnit!! XD I want to watch him make a fool of himslef to!

REENEY : chases after them with a baseball bat COME BACK HERE ANTS, IMMA GET YOU!!

LYN : Forget this, i'm gonna go find Kaiba.

RYOU : I do belive in ninjas, I swear!!

Sorry for the short chapters but i'm really lazy when it comes to thinking up long chapters, also i'm sleepy and I want to get another chapter out so there!! Also any ideas for how Bakura should aact when he pops into the story, and i'm kinda debateing on whether or not any of the other Yugioh cast will show up or not, and if they do, it will probably be Kaiba and Malik. Opinions please!!