I do not take credits for the characters of Naruto and the words that mad-lib has provided. This is for your reading enjoyment C:
I've done these with my friend, Ginger Grande.
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AN EXCUSE LETTER
Dear Mr. Kakashi,
I hope you will excuse paper stars for being absent from your droopy math class.
I know she has been absent 3000 times, but she had to stay home to help her
father build a dog. She also had a dreadful cold in her knife, and her nose was screwing. She still would have made it, but then her alarm clock broke and wouldn't blow. You are her most fun teacher, and I hope you will not defeat her or give her a failing hippo.
Signed,
Her Mother
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This can be found in Mad Lib III.