Juhux stared with open shock at the kitchen door her sensei had just dissapeard out of. ( 1 ) She couldn't beleive what he had just said, the mission she had just been assigned. She, Juhux Hornsparrow, with the people skills of a hermit, had just been told, no, ordered to watch over a thirteen year old girl. A girl not much younger then herself who had a tendency to write on Juhux's face when she got bored. Her left eye twitched, there was no way in hell she could handle this, she would gladly shoot a flying pig before she ever tried to even attempt something like this.

And yet, there she was, stuck with the job. Someone was out to destroy her sanity, she just knew it.

Her eyes narrowed, and she moved for what seemed to be the first time in hours. Though anyone with their wits about them would have been able to look at the clock and know that it hadn't even been thirty seconds. But Juhux ignored the clock and she ignored the cries of pain and laughter she heard coming from the backyard. In fact, she ignored everything but her simple and wild desire to find and kill Bakura. So she ran, she ran out of the kitchen, she ran through the living room, she ran out the front door, and she ran straight into the middle of the street. Her fists sat clenched at her side as she stood in the middle of the tar paved passage, glareing at anything that moved.

"GET BACK HERE YOU WHITE HAIRED BASTARD!!"

--( BACKYARD )--

Lyn sat on Reeney's back, rubbing her friends face in the dirt angrily. She couldn't believe that Rea and Ryou had thrown water balloons at her. LATEX water balloons for that matter, she had at least thought that Reeney would have known better. I mean really, how many times did you have to tell a girl that you were allergic to latex before they got it through their thick skull?! She had already taken care of little Ryou, and the boy was now tied to the trunk of a tree with a horrified and shocked look on his face.

The poor teen was paler then usual and shakeing like a wet dog in the winter, his doe brown eyes wide and fearfull. Lyn had done things to him that shouldn't be done to anyone, no matter how evil they were. Thats right folks, she had showed him picture's she had obtained from none other then Isis Ishtar, older sister to Malik Ishtar and caretaker of Yami no Mariku. In said picture's was Mariku's hair, only not attached to his head. It was a series of shot's taken of the dark spirits hair running throughout the Ishtar home, ducking behind funrniture and using its little normally well hidden legs to its advantage.

The blond creatue had a set of fangs apparently attached to its underside, in the same way that an octapus did in fact, only an ocopus didn't have teeth quite as large as this creature did. Ryou closed his eyes and shuddered violently. Praying to god that he would never have to see that again.

"Get your fat ass off me lardo!!" Reeney demanded spitting out dirt and grass.

Lyn scowled shoveing her face back in the muck. "Why should I?!" she snarled condescendingly.

Reeney took a gasp of air as she was released from her muddy prison, "Cause otherwise daddy will get away and Uncle Juhux will get run over by a car!!"

The brunette blinked releasing her younger friends scalp, "Huh?"

"Owww!" Reeney groaned trying to wiggle her arms out from under Lyn. "God damnit could you just get the fuck off of me now your fat ass is crushing me!!"

Lyn glared at her but moved anyway, for once taking pitty on her victom. "Elaborate."

Reeney frowned at her, "Well-"

"GET BACK HERE YOU WHITE HAIRED BASTARD!!" (2)

"-I think it speaks for itself."

(END CHAPTER TWO)

WRITER: OW OW OW!!

JUHUX : Sa-chan if your belly button is hurting you so much why don't you just sit down and rewst like the piercing place told you to?

WRITER : I-can't-rest-yet!!

BAKURA : Why not you damn idiot?

WRITER : Because I have to get this chapter out NOW!!

SETO : scoffs Baka, you didn't even make it very long, you should've waited until you were finished healing properly.

BAKURA : Worry a bit more about your physical health!

WRITER : But...but. falls over

JUHUX : rolls her eyes And now shes unconcious.

BAKURA : Great, now who's going to write this story.

JUHUX : I could do it.

BAKURA : In your dreams you could, you're a horrible writer.

REENEY : Who's a horibble writer?

BAKURA : Your uncle.

REENEY : Which one?

BAKURA : Juhux.

REENEY : Oh. Hey, why is Sarah passed out on the floor?

MALIK : It's a bit og a story.

LYN : Well then I certainly don't care, it's like three in the morning and I want sleep.

REENEY : Tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me!!

MALIK : FIne fine, its no big deal really. She just got her belly button pierced and now-

BAKURA : Because shes such a wimp.

MALIK : glares I'll tell the story if you don't mind your holy theifiness.

BAKURA : As you wish slave.

MALIK : Thank you, well because shes in a lot of pain and because of her lack of blood sugar, shes haveing some trouble staying concious.

BAKURA : That might have to do with the fact that shes UNconcious.

MALIK : Whatever, well anyway this chapters going to be really short, but we'll try to make her write a longer chapter once shes feeling better.

LYN : Who freaking cares its three in the morning now can we PLEASE all just go to bed?

REENEY : NEVER!!

WRITER : ughaumahhuhpottatos?

JUHUX : I REALLY should have become a ninja.

MALIK : You and me both.

(1) He walked out the kitchen door, no it soes not lead to any outside areas. Thre kitchen door leads to the liveing room. Because of the way the house is built, the outside of said kitchen door is shadowed. So as soo as Bakura stepped out the door he used the shadows to teleport him outside of the house and away from an about to explode from shock and anger Juhux.

(2) Okay, foor anyone who's getting majorly confused by all this, Whats going on in the backyard is going on at the same time that Bakura is leaving and all that crud. Reeney could hear Juhux and Bakura talking through the window, but Lyn was to busy trying to kill her and Ryou. And of course Ryou was to busy being traumatized by Mariku's hair. So Reeney was the only one who noticed what was going on.

OMFG!! Guess what oh faithfull readers!! I just got my naval pierced!! Yep, I have a pretty shiny belly button ring in right now!! I know some people find piercings disgusting or silly (or both) but i'm actually really happy with mine. I'm sorry if this chapter took a while to come out, but I was a little...off after the piercing, its only the second one i've ever gotten (after my ears) and probably the last actually. So it made me a little bit weird, I lost a lot of blood sugar and it hurt like HELL to move. But hey, at least its finally here right? And soon Seto and Malik will be showing up, just a question, but i'm thinking of putting my older sister and her girlfriend in this. What do you think about that? Please give me your opinions!! XD