I do not take credits for the characters of Naruto and the words that mad-lib has provided. This is for your reading enjoyment C:
I've done these with my friend, Ginger Grande.
(there are no characters in this one—Alfred is my younger brother.)
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TRACK MEETS
For years, everyone thought that the four-minute mile was a feathery dream. Now every Ton, Dick and Boogaly can run the mile in four minutes due to new training methods. Distance runners have to give up screaming and moaning. They have to eat plenty of carrots and lots of fresh red vegetables. Then they must practice. Every morning they dialed until they're exhausted. Then they take a squishy shower and do two hours of shut-ups. This strengthens their chibis. Alfred has run the mile in less than five minutes, but of course he was riding on a van.
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This can be found in Mad Lib III.