I do not take credits for the characters of Naruto and the words that mad-lib has provided. This is for your reading enjoyment C:

I've done these with my friend, Ginger Grande.

No charries this time. No offense to anyone living in California. For anyone that didn't pay attention, Alfred is my younger brother.

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CALIFORNIA

California is the fattest state in the Union. It was admitted in 1850 and since then, the number of bears who ran here was increases every year. It was noted for its sinkty climate, its polluted air, and its rotten beaches and palm trees. Grapes, which are used to make fine booze, grow in Northern California. There are many smelly movie and television studios in Los Angeles, which is home to famous stars such as Alfred and Your Mom. The California State Flower is the weed and the Capital is Sacramento where Governor Britney Spears lives. If you are looking for a flowery place to retire and spend the rest of your life dieing, California is the perfect horse.

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BTW: Omigosh, sorry, but there will be quite a bit of mentioning of 'pee'.

This can be found in Mad Lib III.