I do not take credits for the characters of Naruto and the words that mad-lib has provided. This is for your reading enjoyment C:

I've done these with my friend, Ginger Grande.

(This is one of my faves.)

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A FAN LETTER

Dear Rock Lee,

I think your group, the Screwing Boys is the greatest! My most favorite songs are "I'd Swim For You" and "I'm Cryin' My Kitten Out Over You." I think you are a better singer than Michael Jackson or even the Hokage. I love it when you come on stage dressed up like a long snake. And when you play the electric pencil, I can't help screaming and squealing, and groaning. Please send me an autographed hot dog. Every night I will sleep with it under my blanket.

Signed, your devoted ball.

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BTW: Omigosh, sorry, but there will be quite a bit of mentioning of 'pee'.

This can be found in Mad Lib III.