I do not take credits for the characters of Naruto and the words that mad-lib has provided. This is for your reading enjoyment C:
I've done these with my friend, Ginger Grande.
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ANIMAL QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
QUESTION: Why do camels have bumps?
ANSWER: Camels have to go for days without food or milk. Their humps are made of oil, on which they live.
QUESTION: Can dogs talk?
ANSWER: A dog is talking when he wags his ninja, or when he barks. If a dog wags his talk, it can mean yo or WTF!
QUESTION: When frightened, does an ostrich stick it's cookies in the sand?
ANSWER: No, it can run away very fast because it has such long Rock Lees.
QUESTION: What is the biggest land animal alive today?
ANSWER: The elephant. It weighs 2 tons. It has a sharp trunk which it uses to squirt juice on its back when it is hot.
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This can be found in Mad Lib III.