SARAH : WHY WON'T ROBIN GO SPLAT ANYMORE FEI??"
LYN : looks around Sarah Fei's not here.
SARAH : ...oh...i see...can I jump off a building?
REENEY : OH!! ME TO!! I WANNA JUMP TO LYNNI!!
LYN : ...Whatever.
REENEY :FUCK YES!!
SARAH : YAY!!
KAIBA : Not that I mind but why are you letting them jump off a building?
LYN : They would do it even if I said no, and then they would get prissy and try and break something.
KAIBA :Ah.
MALIK : REA DON'T DO IT!! YOU STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!
REENEY : WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Day two...or three...I lost count. Our three heroines actually make it to the house of Malik Mariku, Rashid, and Ishizu. Sure i could have just said the Ishtal house, but would you really deny me my few simple pleasures in life?
Now then, one of the trio sick of waiting for her uncle to find Ryou decided to go on ahead, dragging Lyn with her. "OPEN UP THE OVEN BESSY IT'S GONNA BE A BIG ONE!!" Three guesses who that was and if anyone fucking says Barney i'll kill them.
Ishizu sighed closing her book and setting it in her lap. " Hello Reeney, Lyn."
Reeney grinned skipping past the threashold to stand next to Ishizu. "Awwww." she cooed. " You said my name first! I'm so happy.'
Just as she was gushing out random nonsense mostly because she hadn't really gotten the chance to say anything truly fun and...Reeneyish recently. What would hit her in the back of the head but a cardboard box. "Cut the chit chat Rea. I thought you wanted to see Malik."
"Oowwww." the ravenette moaned rubbing the back of her frequently spray painted head. "that HURT Lynni!"
Lyn snorted producing a slightly heavyer looking box from seemingly no where. "It was supposed to ya goatless tree shrew."
Ishizu ignored them of course getting out of her chair and walking upstairs where she would most likely go into her room lock the door and not come out until Malik and or Kaiba came and calmd them down. Either way as long as her house didn't get destroyed int the process. Reeney however furrowed her brow pulling a box of her own out from behind her back. "What's a tree shrew?"
Lyn blinked. " Some kinda squirely animal I guess."
"Oooohhhh!!" Reeney said throwing her box and missing. " So it's a chipmunk?"
"Of course not goatless one!" Lyn reprimanded. "It's a Shrew, not a chipmunk a shrew!"
Reeney growled but was then hit in the face with another box. "ow...Lynni!"
"What?"
"That hurt damnit!!" Then she trew another box, hitting Lyn square in the stomach."HA! Now who's the tree shrew?!"
Her victory lasted as long as it took for Lyn to throw another box her way. Considering how good Lyn's ami was, it hit her in the face again. "Still you ding bat."
"ow."
This went on for about half an hour. Till the room was full of boxses of assorted shapes and sizes and Ishizu had become sure that she may never be able to cocme down stairs again. Until Juhux showed up.
"What the hell are you guys doing?" she asked startled looking around the room at the many boxes that had been scattered. As well as at the many faint bruises on Reeney's face.
The duo looked at each other, thinking carefully about what to say before looking back at Juhux. "Playing."
Juhux blinked. That hadn't sounded like either of the two of them, and it definitely wasn't her, and she was also pretty damn sure it wasn't Ryou. So the question was, who was it? She turned around and grinned at the person who had somehow managed to sneak up behind her. "Hi Malik long time no see."
Malik smiled and nodded at the greetingbefore passing by her and walking over to stand as close to Reeney as possible without geting killed by flying boxes. "Don't I at least get a hello from you?" he asked watching another box fly past and nearly break a window.
"Can't talk." she replied avoiding a box. " Must kill."
Malik blinked then half grinned half smirked at the shorter girl. " I see."
Juhux rolled her eyes at her three companions. She had something a bit more important to do then flirt, unlike Reeney, she had to find Ishizu. And probably avoid mariku until Ryou was safe and not traumatized. "Hey Malik!" she called calling attention to herself...or at least trying.
"Huh?"Malik replied continuing to watch Reeney.
Again Juhux rolled her eyes, normally Reeney would have pounced on the young ejyptian male and immediately started making out with him. But war was war, so Malik would have to wait a minute. "Where's your sister," she thought for a minute, "and Mariku to actually?"
Malik shrugged half heartedly, "Check upstairs."
Juhux nodded dragging Ryou to the stairs, now came the hard part, getting the half concious albino UP the stairs. "Um. Malik."she called. "Could you stop drooling over Reeney for a few minutes and maybe help me get this ragamuffin upstiars?"
Malik nodded but mad no effort to move, he hadn't it seemed actually heard her. And was only reacting to the sound of someone else's voice. He was to busy watching Reeney.
Juhux glared at the front of his face. "Thanks stupid i'm gonna go jump off a waterfall with a hog monkey and give your Millenium rod to sensei!"
He nodded still smiling so Juhux decided that she was going to have to get up the stairs herself.
"I AM NOT A SHREW DAMNIT!!" Reeney yelled. "YOUR THE FUCKING SHREW LYNNI!!"
"TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE BLITHER BALL!!"
Juhux blinked. "What the heck is a blitherball?" she wondered out loud draging Ryou up the stairs.
"Cookie with a helmet." Ryou mumbled drooling.
The thief blinked. " Thank you Ryou, i'm sure thats what it is."
"Nouu probleeemm."
"OH YEAH?!" Reeney screeched throwing a cat plushie."WELL YOUR AN ORANGE GRAPE EATING SPIDERMONKEY...WITH THE CHICKEDN POXS!!"
"THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL POX STUPID!!"
"Well at least they aren't bored." Juhux muttered under her breath. "Ishizu?!" she called pulling Ryou up the last step and turning to walk down a hallway.
"Well well well." said a deep slightly insane sounding voice directly to her left. "What have we here?"
"Mariku?" Juhux asked looking in the direction of the...voice. Sure enough, there he was standing in the doorway staring at the two of them with one eyebrow raise. An evil grin on his face. Which was nothing new he always used that grin, even if only to try and scare someone. It sure as heck scared the pants of her the first time she had seen it.
Luckily though she ahd been earing a really long shirt and had pulled up her pants before anyone could take a glance at her panties.
Mariku's grin dissapeared almost as soon as he saw her face. "Oh,"he said his voice turning normal. "It's you Juhux."
The young thief rolled her eyes. " Don't sound TO dissapointed."
Mariku chuckled walking up to her and grabbing one of Ryou's arms over his shoulder. Juhux almost moaned from relief when she felt some of the weight leave her, Ryou was heavy for a little guy. "So, why is he unconcious?"
Juhux smirked stifleing a giggle. "Well, you wouldn't believe me if i told you."
Mariku's eyes darkened with suspicion. "Try me."
Juhux giggled avoiding looking in his eyes. "Well, we kind of showed him pictures of your hair...with legs. He freaked out."
Mariku blinked staring at her as if only half believing her. "Are you serious?"
She nodded still giggling as they dragged the white haired boy towards ishizu's room. There were a few moments of silence between them before they managed to find Ishizu's room and deposite the albino with in her care. If anyone would no how to fix Ryou it would be her. "You know," Markiu started half glaring at her. " My hair doesn't have legs."
"Yes Mariku, I know it doesn't."
There was another pause. "It can't walk either."
Juhux groaned. "Mariku, the photos were obviously docored. We just wanted to scare him."
Mariku pouted. "My hairs not alive."
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA!!"
"I AM NOT A SHREW!!"
"YES YOU ARE YA YELLOW BACKED APE!!"
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SARAH : WOOHOO!!
REENEY : I barely freaking showed up!!
LYN : What is this Mariku and Juhux hour?
SARAH : What? Don't they deserve screen time to??
REENEY : I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH MALIK DAMNIT!!
SARAH : I CAN'T FREAKING WRITE KISSING SCEENES!!
RYOU : TACOS!!
MARIKU : My hair isn't fucking alive.
JUHUX : I NEVER sAId IT WAS!!
REENEY : UNCLE GIVE ME BACK MY SCREEN TIME!!
LYN : I don't care that much really.
BAKURA : WHEN AM I COMING BACK?!
SARAH : Shut up gremlin.
JUHUX : I DON'T HAVE YOUR DAMN SCREEN TIME!!
